The Broski
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:27 pm
He didn't know how or when it had happened, but apparently Zack Ryder had some pulling power in the EBWF. Having seen The Rock's "special web show", Zack requested a chance to respond in kind. As a result, a Total Recall preshow had been posted on EBWF.net, presented by Scott Stanford.
Scott Stanford: Now later on tonight, you'll see one half of the EBWF Tag Team Champions, Zack Ryder, take on one of the EBWF's newest superstars, The Rock. You might have already seen The Rock's web show that Rocky says he prepared just for Zack. I contacted Zack to give him his right of reply and here is what Zack sent me.
The scene cut to the home of another promotion where Ryder had pulling power - the NYWC Sportatorium, where Zack had begun his pro wrestling career. The Sportatorium was dark and suddenly a voice blasted out of the PA.
"Woo woo woo... you know it... The Broski!"
A poor imitation of Rock's The Rock Says entrance theme where "The Broski" replaces "The Rock Says" began to play and there were canned cheers from the empty arena as Zack Ryder, aka The Broski, made his way to the ring. Ryder was dressed in his usual ring attire but over his right eye he had stuck an enlarged arched eyebrow. Ryder mimicked The Rock's walk as he headed down the ramp and as he entered the ring, he held a microphone up to his lips. The music cut, the lights came on and Ryder began to speak.
Zack Ryder: Finally, The Broski has come back to New York! Now unfortunately for the thousands... and thousands!... of Broskis, The Broski is only here very briefly. You see tonight, The Broski goes one on one with The Great One! Now The Broski could have skipped coming to New York altogether - he could have appeared via satellite, but quite frankly, that isn't The Broski's style. If The Broski can't come and see you in person, he'll share his world with you via YouTube, Facebook and Twitter. Now The Broski wasn't the first man to use social networking to promote himself and he certainly won't be the last. But The Broski was a pioneer; The Broski got himself over with wrestling fans around the world thanks to social networking. The Broski became more popular than he had ever dreamed of and that is why The Broski stands before you today, one half of the EBWF Tag Team Champions. The Broski was proud of his YouTube show, Z! True Long Island Story. And then The Broski heard The Rock call his YouTube show a "little web show"... and The Broski got mad. Rock, open your eyes. Take a look at the stats. Z! True Long Island Story has millions... and millions!... of YouTube views, in fact more people have watched The Broski's YouTube show than your piece of crap movie, Journey 2! You made your own web show for The Broski, well tonight Rock, The Broski's gonna make his own movie, just for you. The movie's gonna be called "The Broski whoops The Rock's ass all over Total Recall!" Rock, you think you're special because you won one match on a pay-per-view? It doesn’t matter what you think! The Broski has won dozens... and dozens!... of matches in the EBWF, including a Tag Title match. Did you hear The Broski, Rock? The Broski is a champion! All you are is a failed movie star who has turned his back on Hollywood to try and become the most electrifying man is sports entertainment once again. Well tonight, Rock, you're up against the Long Island Iced Z! The Broski is a legend in the making and stood next to The Broski, you'll be nothing more than a hoeski. You're right about one thing Rock, you have made enemies in the EBWF. You see Rock, everyone in the EBWF thinks you've gone crazy. You start calling everyone out on Twitter before you've even wrestled a match, then act like a big shot because you got one win... well tonight Rock, The Broski is going to teach you some respect. There won't be a Rockbottom tonight, Rock, there won't be a People's Elbow. There'll be a Rough Ryder and a victorious Broski. The Broski didn't like your song, Rock... you didn't make The Broski a believer, he's still a Belieber. So tonight, when The Broski is sticking his size 13 boot straight up your candy ass, you'll be like "Broski, Broski, Broski no!" And The Broski will tell you One Time that you deserve the ass-kicking you're gonna get. It might seem Ludacris, Rock... but you should Never Say Never. Woo woo woo... you know it!
The scene faded and returned to Scott Stanford in the studio.
Scott Stanford: Well there you have it... tonight, The Rock takes on The Broski! Be sure to tune into Total Recall, you don't wanna miss it.
Scott Stanford: Now later on tonight, you'll see one half of the EBWF Tag Team Champions, Zack Ryder, take on one of the EBWF's newest superstars, The Rock. You might have already seen The Rock's web show that Rocky says he prepared just for Zack. I contacted Zack to give him his right of reply and here is what Zack sent me.
The scene cut to the home of another promotion where Ryder had pulling power - the NYWC Sportatorium, where Zack had begun his pro wrestling career. The Sportatorium was dark and suddenly a voice blasted out of the PA.
"Woo woo woo... you know it... The Broski!"
A poor imitation of Rock's The Rock Says entrance theme where "The Broski" replaces "The Rock Says" began to play and there were canned cheers from the empty arena as Zack Ryder, aka The Broski, made his way to the ring. Ryder was dressed in his usual ring attire but over his right eye he had stuck an enlarged arched eyebrow. Ryder mimicked The Rock's walk as he headed down the ramp and as he entered the ring, he held a microphone up to his lips. The music cut, the lights came on and Ryder began to speak.
Zack Ryder: Finally, The Broski has come back to New York! Now unfortunately for the thousands... and thousands!... of Broskis, The Broski is only here very briefly. You see tonight, The Broski goes one on one with The Great One! Now The Broski could have skipped coming to New York altogether - he could have appeared via satellite, but quite frankly, that isn't The Broski's style. If The Broski can't come and see you in person, he'll share his world with you via YouTube, Facebook and Twitter. Now The Broski wasn't the first man to use social networking to promote himself and he certainly won't be the last. But The Broski was a pioneer; The Broski got himself over with wrestling fans around the world thanks to social networking. The Broski became more popular than he had ever dreamed of and that is why The Broski stands before you today, one half of the EBWF Tag Team Champions. The Broski was proud of his YouTube show, Z! True Long Island Story. And then The Broski heard The Rock call his YouTube show a "little web show"... and The Broski got mad. Rock, open your eyes. Take a look at the stats. Z! True Long Island Story has millions... and millions!... of YouTube views, in fact more people have watched The Broski's YouTube show than your piece of crap movie, Journey 2! You made your own web show for The Broski, well tonight Rock, The Broski's gonna make his own movie, just for you. The movie's gonna be called "The Broski whoops The Rock's ass all over Total Recall!" Rock, you think you're special because you won one match on a pay-per-view? It doesn’t matter what you think! The Broski has won dozens... and dozens!... of matches in the EBWF, including a Tag Title match. Did you hear The Broski, Rock? The Broski is a champion! All you are is a failed movie star who has turned his back on Hollywood to try and become the most electrifying man is sports entertainment once again. Well tonight, Rock, you're up against the Long Island Iced Z! The Broski is a legend in the making and stood next to The Broski, you'll be nothing more than a hoeski. You're right about one thing Rock, you have made enemies in the EBWF. You see Rock, everyone in the EBWF thinks you've gone crazy. You start calling everyone out on Twitter before you've even wrestled a match, then act like a big shot because you got one win... well tonight Rock, The Broski is going to teach you some respect. There won't be a Rockbottom tonight, Rock, there won't be a People's Elbow. There'll be a Rough Ryder and a victorious Broski. The Broski didn't like your song, Rock... you didn't make The Broski a believer, he's still a Belieber. So tonight, when The Broski is sticking his size 13 boot straight up your candy ass, you'll be like "Broski, Broski, Broski no!" And The Broski will tell you One Time that you deserve the ass-kicking you're gonna get. It might seem Ludacris, Rock... but you should Never Say Never. Woo woo woo... you know it!
The scene faded and returned to Scott Stanford in the studio.
Scott Stanford: Well there you have it... tonight, The Rock takes on The Broski! Be sure to tune into Total Recall, you don't wanna miss it.