"It's just so frustrating, you know? I should be the PTG Champion, but thanks to Alex Riley and his Prime Time Pussies, I have to deal with another setback. And now just to get a shot at the title, I have to survive a gauntlet match against who knows how many superstars? It's ridiculous. You know how good I am. I have fought all around the world, winning countless championships. I know how good I am, and every time I step into that ring, I remind the EBWF fans just how good I am. So why don't the powers that be see it? Why haven't Stone Cold Steve Austin, the EBWF board and whoever else makes any decisions around here realised that I am their top guy.
The scene opened with Kevin Owens sitting backstage, talking to someone off camera. Owens sighed; it was obvious from his body language that he wasn't happy.
"It sucks man... I'm sorry, I don't know what to say. I'll give you Head. That will make you feel better."
The voice was a man's voice, and understandably, hearing another man offer to give him head left Owens feeling alarmed.
Kevin Owens: Wait, what?
The camera cut away from Kevin Owens, revealing the other man in the room to be none other than... Al Snow. Snow was rummaging around in his duffel bag, and he pulled out his infamous sidekick, Head, before offering it to Kevin Owens.
Al Snow: Take it. Maybe it will bring you some luck.
Owens took Head off Snow for a moment, holding it... then threw it across the room. Al Snow looked stunned. Owens turned to him, his voice rising with frustration and aggression.
Kevin Owens: Oh yeah, like it's brought luck to you over the years? What have you even accomplished in pro wrestling, Al? People remember you, sure, but for the wrong reasons. Being the butt of Mick Foley's jokes, for example. Speaking of jokes, what the hell was Head Cheese? It's nice of you to stop by Al, really it is, but honestly right now I'd rather be talking to Steve Blackman. What are you even doing here, anyway? Are you after a job?
Al Snow didn't say anything in response, either because he was hurt by what Owens had said, or because Owens had told him the truth. Maybe both.
Kevin Owens: You know what, get out. I need time to think.
Snow left the room, picking up Head as he did so. Owens then turned to face the camera, getting to his feet as he did so and pointing directly into the lens.
Kevin Owens: You know what? You can get out too. I know I'm breaking the fourth wall right now, but I don't care. Tonight, I am going to break anything and anyone that gets in my way. I am tired of being screwed over and held back... tonight, in the gauntlet, I am going to show everybody just how much of a fighter I am. "One Last Go at the Joe" will be "One Last Night of Everyone Taking Kevin Owens for Granted". After tonight, nobody will be in any doubt about just how good I am, and just how bad I can be. WarfareMania, WrestleMania... the world needs to prepare for KOMania.
Owens swung a punch at the camera, cracking the screen and bringing the scene to an abrupt end.
