EBWF.net exclusive: R-Truth and Daniel Bryan in action

[Miles]

The web exclusive video started off in a dark room. EBWF Diva Daffney sat in a medieval style chair with her feet propped up on a jack 'o lantern styled cushion. There was an open window behind her with spider web curtains hanging from it. She drummed her fingers on the arm rest of the chair and wiggled a few more fingers as a greeting.

Daffney: Hello meat-sack internet viewers. You're here because you're greedy, selfish gluttons and you wanted to see more EBWF matches. Well, I'm here to bring them to you. Kelly and I would be ideal hosts of Total Recall. Much better than Christy Hemme and..that other person. Without further adieu..let's go to match number one..

The scene cut to Billy Gunn in the middle of the ring in the Quicken Loans arena. He paced back and forth and Daffney's voice could be heard calling the commentary.

Daffney: We have The One, Assman Billy Gunn in the ring at the moment. Or Kip James. He goes by a lot of different titles. I don't think winner will be one of them.

Daniel Bryan came out next, filled with energy and mostly boo's from the audience. He shouted "YES!" repeatedly while casting his pointer finger skywards.

Daffney: And here is Daniel Bryan. A vegan. Which means he doesn't enjoy watching things get slaughtered. I don't know if I can get behind that. But we'll have to see if that helps him in his debut tonight..

Bryan circled his much larger opponent but didn't seem to be weary of Gunn's size advantage. Gunn lunged for his foe but Bryan caught him with a sharp kick to the knee. A few more stiff kicks and Gunn was chopped down to his knee's. A strong kick to the face dropped Billy to the mat.

Daffney: Ooh. Look. A lot of life in this one. Maybe he does like slaughtering things after all..

Daniel Bryan was busying show boating and this allowed Gunn to recover. Billy attempted a clothesline but Bryan caught the limb and applied a Crossface Chickenwing. To strengthen the hold, he even applied a body scissors.

Daffney: Hey. A dissection. Daniel Bryan is a master technical wrestler. If he snaps something off he's going to be my favorite wrestler..

Bryan released the hold simply desiring to show off more of his ability. Gunn, wounded, seemed annoyed by this. Bryan motioned for this opponent to try something else and Gunn responded with a wild punch. Not learning his lesson from the last time, Bryan secured the arm into another hold. This time he sinked in the LeBell Lock and Billy Gunn tapped in record time. Daniel allowed the referee to release the hold and he celebrated once again, much to the annoyance of those in the arena. The footage and cut back to Daffney.

Daffney: Daniel Bryan make quick work of Mr. Gunn. Very impressive. Just think what he could do if he was a carnivore? Do you want another match? Of course you do, you monsters.

Robert Roode was already in the ring when R-Truth made his arrival. Strangely enough he had no theme music and seemed to be completely in his own world. Truth looked out at the crowd in a very paranoid fashion.

Daffney: No theme music. Hm. How sublime. How dreary. I used to have an imaginary friend that told me to do things to. But I started upping my meds and..

Roode didn't seem to know what to make of Truth who paced back and forth and spoke to himself. Roode spun Truth around but got a double leg take down for his troubles and pummeling right hands. Roode scrambled away to create some distance but Truth pursued him and continued his assault.

Daffney: In Cambodia they eat spiders. And if Roode doesn't start doing something, I think Truth is going to eat him alive.

Truth continued to nail Roode with right hands in the corner until his opponent slumped downwards. Truth backed up and charged but Roode dove away and attempted a roll up as Truth stumbled backwards. He got a two count and was successful in taking Truth down with a clothesline. Following a suplex, Roode went for another pin but Truth threw a shoulder up quickly. Roode ran the ropes and attempted an elbow to the chest but Truth rolled away. A Robert got to his feet he was swiftly taken down by a Corkscrew Elbow Smash. A jumping heel kick took Roode back to a sitting position in the corner and Truth choked him with his boot across the throat.

Daffney: There's something about asphyxiation that really interests me. I wonder if Little Jimmy is into that?

Roode gasped for air as the referee backed Truth away. But not for long as Truth sprinted forward and squarely kicked Roode across the face. Roode seemed out of it but Truth drug him to his feet to connect with a Jumping Reverse STO. A pinfall later and Truth was declared the winner. R-Truth scowled down at his fallen foe before leaving the ring, staring at his palms while speaking to himself the entire time. The shot cut back to Daffney once again.

Daffney: There you have it, mindless zombies. If you want more you're going to have to order Wrestle Mania this Sunday night. ..Until then..

[Ashlee]

Miles -

I cannot thank you enough.

Thank you. Thank you. I literally cried. Such good friends I have here.

-A

[Cory]

Thank you Miles. It was really nice of you to take the initiative on this.

[Miles]

Nothin to it, folks. Glad to help.

[Cat]

Thanks sir! :mrgreen: