Phony
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 5:17 pm
OOC: Good luck Tom!
The scene opened backstage at the Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where Death Before Dishonor was set to take place. Justin Roberts was seen backstage outside the EBWF Divas' Locker Room. He knocked and was greeted by a disinteresed makeup woman. He requested an audience with The Princess of Staten Island, Carmella, and the makeup lady closed the door in his face. After a moment, the door opened again, and Carmella came out into the hallway, wearing her "Princess Mella" jacket with a cocked snapback. She was chompin' on a piece of gum.
Justin Roberts: Carmella, thanks for your time.
Carmella: The pleasure is all yours, Justin.
He gave a dorky smile and nodded.
Justin Roberts: Carmella, tonight you face an EBWF newcomer, Rebel, in the first round of the queen of the ring tournament. I just wanted to get your thoughts.
Carmella: My thoughts? On a grown woman who calls herself Rebel? Honey, I think it's time you grew up and started acting your age. I mean, Reb, sweetie... this is the women's division. We aren't here to pretend to be something we're nothing, but for you it's right there in the name isn't it? You'd think you were some kind of real good wrestler rather than a barn dancin' hick with a name like that. Nope, just a phony, hun. Nothing like the moon-walkin, smack-talkin' chick...
Justin Roberts: If you win tonight, you'll go on to face the loser of tonight's Women's Championship match, either Liv Morgan or Natal...
Carmella: Whoa, whoa... Justin, don't get ahead of yourself there. I get it. The loser of the women's championship match gets an underserved bye. It is what it is, and it will end up being a big match for me after I beat Rebel. You let me do that first, Justin.
Justin Roberts: My apologies, Carmella. Of course. It appears you're all set for tonight.
Carmella: Of course I am! You already know, I'm always ready to go.
She leaned in and kissed his cheek.
Carmella: So grab your popcorn, because I'm about to put on a show.
She winked at an awe-struck Justin Roberts. Then she slinked back into the women's locker room as the scene faded to black.
The scene opened backstage at the Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where Death Before Dishonor was set to take place. Justin Roberts was seen backstage outside the EBWF Divas' Locker Room. He knocked and was greeted by a disinteresed makeup woman. He requested an audience with The Princess of Staten Island, Carmella, and the makeup lady closed the door in his face. After a moment, the door opened again, and Carmella came out into the hallway, wearing her "Princess Mella" jacket with a cocked snapback. She was chompin' on a piece of gum.
Justin Roberts: Carmella, thanks for your time.
Carmella: The pleasure is all yours, Justin.
He gave a dorky smile and nodded.
Justin Roberts: Carmella, tonight you face an EBWF newcomer, Rebel, in the first round of the queen of the ring tournament. I just wanted to get your thoughts.
Carmella: My thoughts? On a grown woman who calls herself Rebel? Honey, I think it's time you grew up and started acting your age. I mean, Reb, sweetie... this is the women's division. We aren't here to pretend to be something we're nothing, but for you it's right there in the name isn't it? You'd think you were some kind of real good wrestler rather than a barn dancin' hick with a name like that. Nope, just a phony, hun. Nothing like the moon-walkin, smack-talkin' chick...
Justin Roberts: If you win tonight, you'll go on to face the loser of tonight's Women's Championship match, either Liv Morgan or Natal...
Carmella: Whoa, whoa... Justin, don't get ahead of yourself there. I get it. The loser of the women's championship match gets an underserved bye. It is what it is, and it will end up being a big match for me after I beat Rebel. You let me do that first, Justin.
Justin Roberts: My apologies, Carmella. Of course. It appears you're all set for tonight.
Carmella: Of course I am! You already know, I'm always ready to go.
She leaned in and kissed his cheek.
Carmella: So grab your popcorn, because I'm about to put on a show.
She winked at an awe-struck Justin Roberts. Then she slinked back into the women's locker room as the scene faded to black.