Mugs & Arrows

[Kamden]

BADA BOOM, REALEST GUY IN THE ROOM!

Enzo Amore donned the breakout championship... Around his neck. It defied the laws of physics, but it was probably because of the insane number of lifts he did at the gym on a daily basis. His traps did have to support his massively big head that housed his enormous ego. Not to mention his crazy hair. Today, it was in a mohawk- sticking straight up in the middle and plated down in corn rows down the side of his head. He was already in his wrestling outfit- black denim overalls over black, baggy leather pants tucked into leopard print J's.

Enzo Amore: Trent is on the toilet so while he lets one rip I'ma rip Seth Rollins a new one, NUMBER TWO STYLE!

Enzo was in a locker room. You could tell by the various lockers behind him in the room.

Enzo Amore: Seth son, you done messed up. I'ma have to smack you like your momma shoulda done, but she missed 'cuz she's so stupid. PFTT! Your face makes the statues of easter island say Damn! That's why their faces look the way they do. Because the sculptors had to model them while they were saying, "Damn, look at Seth Rollins' ugly mug". The only mug that's gonna be breakin' is yours bro, when I 'bow you in it like an arrow to a moving target. And I will get a bullseye 'cuz I'm always on POINT!

Enzo hit his chest with a closed fist.

Enzo Amore: SETH ROLLINS, YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK OUT THERE!

A toilet flush was heard and Enzo shuddered, seemingly snapping out of... Whatever he was doing.

Enzo Amore: I beli-I belie-I-believe that's all, folks!

With a quick jimmy of the feet and some seizure inducing shakes (or maybe he was having a seizure), Enzo slid out of camera shot.