He might have been eliminated from the King of the Ring tournament in the first round, but Tyler Breeze was still the King of the Selfie. As he walked through the backstage area of Bell MTS Place, where Warfare was being held, Tyler recorded himself on his cellphone.

Tyler Breeze: Tonight is a big night. It’s the night when EBWF’s tag division becomes… gorgeous. Tonight, for the first time in an EBWF ring, Noam Dar and I will team up to take on “Highflying Havoc”, Matt Sydal and Mark Andrews. Now Matt, Mark, listen to me. Noam and I… Noam?

Tyler was distracted and could be seen looking at something off camera. The shot changed as an EBWF cameraman filmed Tyler from behind, allowing the audience to see what he was looking at. In the distance, Tyler’s tag team partner was talking to the EBWF Women’s Champion, Natalya. Natalya was dressed in a dark grey skirtsuit; Noam was wearing a pair of jeans and a shirt that said “Suck It And See”.

Noam Dar: Awright Nattie, my gawd. Don't you look bloody beautiful today! Pinch me, A must be dreamin’!

Natalya: It’s no dream. I am this beautiful.

Natalya smirked and flicked her hair back.

Noam Dar: You’re a bloody good athlete too, Women's Champ and everythin’. That Sasha Banks has got ney chance against you!

Natalya: Well, duh. I am the best athlete in the entire women’s division. Maybe even in the men’s division too. But it’s nice to finally get a little respect around here. What did you say your name was, kid?

Noam hesitated.

Noam Dar: Errrr. Noam, ma’am.

Natalya looked confused.

Natalya: Your name is Noam Maam?

Noam Dar: Er no! Noam Dar! At ye service!

Natalya: Oh. Okay. Interesting name…

Natalya seemed to be losing interest in the conversation now that Noam was no longer singing her praises, but the Scottish Supernova was undeterred.

Noam Dar: You know, I do have an interesting name. I’m half Scottish and half Israeli but I'm all man baby. How about you give me something in full...perhaps your number?

Before Natalya could respond, Tyler quickly intervened!

Tyler Breeze: Noam! We’ve talked about this. People here don’t get your Scottish jokes…

Tyler laughed nervously. Natalya didn’t look convinced.

Natalya: Well, there’s definitely one Scottish joke here.

Natalya glared at Noam, then turned and walked away.

Tyler Breeze: Are you trying to get us fired? She’s the boss’ wife!

Noam’s jaw dropped for a second and then a cheeky smile came across.

Noam Dar: What a lucky man he is then, aye thanks for saving me though. A dinny wanna get sacked mind.

Tyler Breeze: Especially not when we’ve got our first match as a team! Tonight, the Gorgeous Guys debut. So right now, I need you to focus on getting it done in the ring, not on getting laid.

Noam Dar: Ah've been wrestling since ah was 15 years old... which isn't that long ago, but still ah'm pretty good! An now ah'm bein regulated by you cuz a couple o'girls thought ah was bein creepy? This is what girls do. No disrespect to those divas or to you, but ah'm no gunna be regulated abou wha ah can an can't say to girls. You can do tha to Enzo, Trent, Matt Sydal or whoever but nuh to the Scottish Supernova! Ah should be dating Natalya, ah should be dating Eva Marie, the girl has called me cute but a bit weird. You see this Tee shirt ahm wearin’? It's boyfriend material! Ah've had girlfriends before and you asked me to be your partner when I split with them because you knew ah'd be an awesome wingman. If it was'n for me a lot of girls would'n've had the best night of their lives. So many guys are jealous of me because of mah size, because I can shag circles around them. Ah'm taking a stand and with all due respect if ah have to get slapped a couple more times, I'll still screw em. Ah am a sexy god! We are winning this tag match, then ah'm finding some girls and turning them on. At the end of the day Matt Sydal and Mark Andrews, all due respect to them but there, as you would put it, uggos! They're nerds and they couldn't pull a girl in a brothel, Matt Sydal is dating that Haizee Daze who, no offence, looks like she was dragged through the ugly tree backwards by her arse. You want me to concentrate on the match then fine, Matt Sydal is going to tap to the Champagne Supernova and I'm going to make his other ankle look worse than his fucked up one. Mark Andrews can fly but when he meets a furry boot to the mouth from you, he won't be flyin’ for much longer. Then when it's all said and done, I will climb that turnbuckle as our music is playing and look for the hottest MILF in the crowd. Awright?

Tyler smiled.

Tyler Breeze: Now that is why I picked you as my tag team partner. That’s fighting talk! Come on, let’s keep you away from the girls until after our match, then we can see what Winnipeg has to offer.

Tyler put his arm around Noam and walked with him to the locker room as the scene faded.