toilet time?
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:24 pm
OOC: Sorry for a short on this week. Tbh I completely forgot and have been extremely busy this past week. Good luck, Tony!
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A shaky hand help up a recording device, the camera constantly flipping between front-facing and the typical camera shot views.
How does someone walk and jimmy with this thing at the same time. It's too hard, bro.
Finally we got the front facing camera view of none other than Enzo Amore, one half of G's: Trent and Amore, BKA GTA. He is also Breakout Champion, made obvious by the belt worn around his waist.
Enzo Amore: See, I can do it too man. You ain't special, Pajama man Black. You sure do live up to the name with that bed head of yours. Tame your locks with some wicked AXE Gel and all the ladies will be swoonin' for some spoonin' from you.
Enzo thrust a hand over the top of his blonde, spiky head of hair before stroking his goatee.
Enzo Amore: You got a nice beard though. That's the ONLY thing you can top me in, bro. Do yourself a favor and go 450 splash yourself into a sea of shit and piss, cuz you stink and will fit right in. All you wanna do is whine and say everyone's out to get you. Maybe if you shut your sissy mouth for two minutes and stopped complainin' like a WUSS no one would wanna try so hard to silence your stupid, small abnormally small face. HOW IS YOUR FACE SO ROUND MAN?! DID THE CENTRAL GRAVITATIONAL PULL FROM ALL THOSE FLIPS AND SKYDIVING AND JUMPING DO THAT TO YOU!?
Enzo yelled at the top of his lungs the question to no one really. The room he was in echoed. A toilet flushed.
Enzo Amore: Forgive me. Trent and I needed a bathroom break. When you gotta take care of business you gotta do the business first, know what I'm sayin'?
Enzo nodded to the camcorder.
Enzo Amore: PB & J better make like white bread and split from the top or else I'ma hand him his ass on a platter. And you can call that the main course cuz you're gonna eat my FISTS TONIGHT, BOY. BADA. BOOM.
Trent: REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM.
Enzo Amore: ANd ya can't. Teach. THAT!
A door to a bathroom stall flung open, colliding with the walls it was attached to. Enzo made his way over to a sink and placed the camcorder on the paper towel dispenser beside it. He began to wash his hands. After finishing. Trent walked over to him. We could see GTA in the mirror.
Trent: You ready, brother?
Enzo Amore: You bet I'm ready, bro.
Enzo ripped several paper towels from the dispenser. Trent grabbed Enzo by the face and looked at him assuredly. Enzo's eyes bugged out of his head at this action.
Enzo Amore: YOU TOUCHED MY FACE WITHOUT CLEANING YOUR HANDS?!
Trent: I know you're always ready. It's okay. Embrace it?
In a matter of seconds the camcorder had been knocked off the dispenser as Enzo ripped it from the wall. in the top left corner of the screen both Trent and Enzo could be seen waving their arms frantically. Any sound that should have been audible had been muted. The camera had been busted upon impact with the floor. The last few moments to be seen mainly contained several instances of Enzo wiping at his face with paper towels and water while Trent proceeded to pump several handfuls of foam hand soap into his hand, and clap them together to splash bubbles everywhere.
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A shaky hand help up a recording device, the camera constantly flipping between front-facing and the typical camera shot views.
How does someone walk and jimmy with this thing at the same time. It's too hard, bro.
Finally we got the front facing camera view of none other than Enzo Amore, one half of G's: Trent and Amore, BKA GTA. He is also Breakout Champion, made obvious by the belt worn around his waist.
Enzo Amore: See, I can do it too man. You ain't special, Pajama man Black. You sure do live up to the name with that bed head of yours. Tame your locks with some wicked AXE Gel and all the ladies will be swoonin' for some spoonin' from you.
Enzo thrust a hand over the top of his blonde, spiky head of hair before stroking his goatee.
Enzo Amore: You got a nice beard though. That's the ONLY thing you can top me in, bro. Do yourself a favor and go 450 splash yourself into a sea of shit and piss, cuz you stink and will fit right in. All you wanna do is whine and say everyone's out to get you. Maybe if you shut your sissy mouth for two minutes and stopped complainin' like a WUSS no one would wanna try so hard to silence your stupid, small abnormally small face. HOW IS YOUR FACE SO ROUND MAN?! DID THE CENTRAL GRAVITATIONAL PULL FROM ALL THOSE FLIPS AND SKYDIVING AND JUMPING DO THAT TO YOU!?
Enzo yelled at the top of his lungs the question to no one really. The room he was in echoed. A toilet flushed.
Enzo Amore: Forgive me. Trent and I needed a bathroom break. When you gotta take care of business you gotta do the business first, know what I'm sayin'?
Enzo nodded to the camcorder.
Enzo Amore: PB & J better make like white bread and split from the top or else I'ma hand him his ass on a platter. And you can call that the main course cuz you're gonna eat my FISTS TONIGHT, BOY. BADA. BOOM.
Trent: REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM.
Enzo Amore: ANd ya can't. Teach. THAT!
A door to a bathroom stall flung open, colliding with the walls it was attached to. Enzo made his way over to a sink and placed the camcorder on the paper towel dispenser beside it. He began to wash his hands. After finishing. Trent walked over to him. We could see GTA in the mirror.
Trent: You ready, brother?
Enzo Amore: You bet I'm ready, bro.
Enzo ripped several paper towels from the dispenser. Trent grabbed Enzo by the face and looked at him assuredly. Enzo's eyes bugged out of his head at this action.
Enzo Amore: YOU TOUCHED MY FACE WITHOUT CLEANING YOUR HANDS?!
Trent: I know you're always ready. It's okay. Embrace it?
In a matter of seconds the camcorder had been knocked off the dispenser as Enzo ripped it from the wall. in the top left corner of the screen both Trent and Enzo could be seen waving their arms frantically. Any sound that should have been audible had been muted. The camera had been busted upon impact with the floor. The last few moments to be seen mainly contained several instances of Enzo wiping at his face with paper towels and water while Trent proceeded to pump several handfuls of foam hand soap into his hand, and clap them together to splash bubbles everywhere.