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Psycho Killer? Sure...

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:25 pm
by Sam
As Corey and Joey pass the audience over to Renee Young who was standing backstage, a sense of hype was in the air. Sacrifice had lead a decent outcoming...for some. For Jimmy Havoc however, having no title belts is very new. Whilst an invisible crown hung off his head, he was slightly down about it all.

Renee Young: Thanks guys! Please welcome my guest at this time, King of the Ring 2017 winner...Jimmy Havoc!

Jimmy walked on screen with a smile, somewhat unheard of with him.

Renee Young: After Sacrifice, I must admit Jimmy I didn't expect you too be smiling.

Jimmy laughed.

Jimmy Havoc: Smiling? Sure I'm smiling, I could be dying inside and I'd still smile and you wanna know why? Cos Chris Jericho wants me to mope around and be sad because he thinks just because he threw in the towel against my will against Braun Strowman that I'm going be sad? Hell no. Braun Strowman is a monster and it was always going to be tough, I helped him get him where he was and right now I'd congratulate him to his face...if I was sure he wouldn't rip it off. Chris Jericho got himself involved again, he can walk around saying he doesn't care about me and that I'm nothing but Chris now knows what everyone else already knew! I am the hottest thing in professional wrestling or entertainment or whatever. I've got this far by stabbing things and setting shit on fire but now is the time to buckle down and grind out the victories because now I'm officially in the big leagues. Chris Jericho doesn't want me here because I'm not the most marketable person on the roster, he’d much rather show off Samoa Joe’s strength or Roman Reigns’ athleticism. He doesn't want a scrawny British lad who grinds people down and finishes people with a glorified clothesline! The fans though, that's what they want. They want someone they can relate too and whether it's the fact that I think PJ Black is an absolute shite champion…”

The crowd cheered, Havoc smiled from the left side of his face.

Jimmy Havoc: or whether it's the fact that I know Sami Zayn is being held down repeatedly by anyone Chris Jericho can put in front of him. Sami is just like me, to pay my respects however seen as though Sami is a walking,breathing legend and future Hall Of Famer. I am just like him. He knows this company can be much better than it already is but it puts its faith in Champions who show up at PPVs and just list of everything bad about there opponents without even the smallest bit of creativity. Darewolf? More like Shitey little puppy!

Renee Young: Speaking of PJ Black, we are now in the run-in to Summerslam...how are you dealing with that right now knowing that whatever happens in these next Warfares you’ll be competing against PJ for the EBWF Championship?

Jimmy Havoc: Its exciting! It's like the year of the Underdog or whatever. Enzo gets a shot and now I'm getting a shot, by the way Enzo was unlucky and it just goes to show how vulnerable PJ really is. I know a lot of people like to call Summerslam the Wrestlemania for bad guys but as a former bad guy I can honestly tell you that it's definitely not happening this year. I have watched PJ Black ever since I beat him on Warfare last year and he has a hell of a lot of flaws, flaws which I intend to show to the world. Flaws which I know are easily taken advantage of, and will most definitely be utilised. I've studied the PJ Black tapes, will admit though there's like 4 seen as though he doesn't do Warfare. By the way, what is that about? He's not fucking Triple H he can't get Mondays off surely?! I promise every Man, woman, boy, girl or whatever denomination you declare yourself that I will be there on Warfare after Summerslam holding MY EBWF Championship.

Renee Young: Strong words from you there Jimmy. Any final words for PJ or Summerslam?

Jimmy Havoc: Why is everything got to be about PJ? Have you forgotten to mention that my opponent for tonight is none other than the Psycho Killer Tomasso Ciampa? Dude has got to respected by all means, I don't want to underestimate him and get a thumb up my arse now do I?

Renee looked puzzled.

Jimmy Havoc: Tomasso Ciampa is now the Psycho Killer! He's filling a spot which I left behind because it's quite a good one. The only difference between me and Ciampa however is I actually showed the audience and all of EBWF just how fucking Psycho I really was. I didn't just say I was it Day in and day out, by myself or with others I didn't care and you want to know something Ciampa? I buried that deep within and I can pretend I control it but I am dead fucking wrong.

Jimmy grabbed the microphone off Renee and got closer to the camera.

Jimmy Havoc: If you want to mess with the real Psycho killer then so be it. You might want to ask everyone else what they thought about me back then, I dug deep down for the King of the Ring tournament and I dug so far down that even I got scared. Hence why I'm now trying to bury it, but you can awaken it Ciampa all you have to do is show up tonight. I walk slaughter your whole fucking family…

Jimmy coughed and regained himself.

Jimmy Havoc: erm. I mean. I will break your thumbs and put them right up your own arse see how you like it! Ciampa, you call yourself a crazy guy and a killer and all this but I don't think you've even got past the animals part without gagging. You're an amateur pretending to be Hannibal, not even good Hannibal. Urgh.

Renee cringed at the thought of the “bad” Hannibal.

Jimmy Havoc: I know right? Either way, I hope you know what you're in for bud. It's gonna be a hell of a fight.

Jimmy passed the microphone back to Renee and winked at her, she blushed and smiled at the camera.