Dangerous

[Jayme]

Summer Rae was spotted backstage just before Warfare was set to take place. The cameras panned in on her while she walked down the hallway without a care in the world. She mindlessly teased her long blonde hair with her perfectly manicured fingernails. It was only when Renee Young stepped into the camera frame did Summer snap back to reality. Summer half smiled and stopped in front of Renee Young.

Summer: I suppose this means you've been looking for me all over the place and you're just dying to get a few words with me, it's so obvious, Renee. Am I right or am I right?

Summer sneered and rolled her eyes. She simply shook her head and waved her hand outwards.

Summer: I'll answer that for you, of course I'm right. I'm ALWAYS right. Anyways, you can just hold the microphone in place for me, I don't want to touch that bacteria ridden thing, nor do I want to risk scratching my new mani. I'll do all the talking, save your voice for the rest of the wrestlers in the back who just aren't as interesting as I am. You see, I don't need any interviewer to ask me some mundane question I could just talk about myself. So that's what we're doing here tonight, Renee. You play the good obedient monkey that holds the microphone, and I'll get us all the ratings and do all the talking.

Renee went to respond but Summer held up her index finger and wagged it back and forth as though to say "no, no, no." Summer then proceeded to pat the top of Renee's head like a dog.

Summer: Silencio por favor. You see? I know Spanish too. No need to worry if my opponents understand me or not, I'll scream at them loud enough in the ring that they'll figure it out. Now, while I'm not at all worried about these two glorified housemaids stepping in the ring against my girl Sasha and I, I AM concerned with our well being. You see, not very long ago Sexy Star had a match down in Mexico against Rosemary, and... well you should know the rest, and if ya don't, google it. Anyways, I think it's completely UNFAIR that Sasha and I have to put our bodies at risk, against Sexy Star who is PROVEN to be dangerous in the ring, as far as injuring people on purpose. Why EBWF would even consider taking such a huge risk and signing her is beyond me, and if Sexy thinks this is going down like her match in Mexico, she's got a HUGE wakeup call coming her way. Also, would someone PLEASE tell that mask wearing freak show to have a little pride in her appearance for this match? I mean she issss stepping in the ring with one of EBWF's greatest, most crucial fashionistas employed on the EBWF roster today. I can't be locking up with some chupacabra lookin' ass, I mean seriously. Seriously. What is expected of me out in the ring, and the opponents I am forced to deal with.... ugh, I don't even get paid enough to deal with this. I mean her hair is literally horse hair. Girl, try some Argan Oil or Tea Tree Oil, real talk. Pluck those caterpillar eyebrows that engulf your forehead. And YES, we do see your dark mustache whiskers growing on your upper lip. Wax that, girl, it ain't cute. Not in any country but especially not in this one.

Summer sighs and shakes her head.

Summer: I could list advice off for her all day, but I'm only wasting my precious and very valuable time on an opponent that won't even matter once Sasha Banks and I are done with her and Marzipan.

Renee: It's actually Mariposa...

Summer: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPEAK YOU DUMB APE!!

Summer's face turned red almost instantly as she shouted into Renee Young's face. Renee slouched her shoulders and cowered back a little bit. Summer quickly grabbed Renee's hand that held the microphone and brought it closer to her once more. Summer huffed then continued.

Summer: AN-Y-WAYSSSSS. In case Sexy and her partner, Marigold, are behind on some EBWF history, my girls and I have been a practically unstoppable group since our inception... three years ago! I recently defeated Nikki Cross and her ridic undefeated streak. The Mean Girls are back and stronger than ever, and we're about to rip through the middle of this division like a F5 tornado! Consider yourselves all on notice.

Summer looked down the hallway and her expression completely changed from annoyed to almost giddy. Her eyes practically had anime hearts drawn in them.

Summer: Oh, I think I see Tyler Breeze... you're dismissed Renee!

Summer quickly played with her hair and straightened out her outfit. She grinned from ear to ear and headed out of view in his direction as the cameras cut to commercial.