EBWF exclusive -Bayley's Excited for Return-
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:57 pm
AN EBWF.com EXCLUSIVE
We see Renee Young standing in the backstage area with a microphone.
Renee Young- Ladies and gentlemen... here with me now... returning to EBWF... BAYLEY!!
The camera zooms out to see Bayley standing there looking in the opposite direction.
Bayley(distracted)- Rock Lobster! Rock... Rock Lobster...
Renee Young (laughing)- The B52s! I love them! Great song.
Bayley- Song? B-Fifty what? I never heard of them...
Renee Young- But you were saying Rock Lobster like their song...
Bayley- Oh. Right. I just sometimes say random things together. Apple Hat! Crab Toaster! Monkey Cake! ... Ooooooh... ROCK LOBSTER!!!
Renee(confused)- Oooo-kay. Is... everything okay Bayley? I mean, you're clearly your usual positive self but... something seems off since we last saw you in EBWF. Are you still the huggable one?
Bayley- I am... I am... (thinking) but, well some stuff has been a little difficult for me. I mean one time I rushed to hug Ex President Obama in this crowded event. And three security guards tackled me down. Like what the fudge? I also tried to hug this big ol' bees nest at my families place. And let's just say they didn't hug back with their cute little legs, but with their big ol' bee stingers. I was in the hospital for weeks. Oh and this one time I was sneaking up to hug this big ol' cactus... and like 7 cement blocks fell on my head. Which may explain why i disappeared before and forget everything else...(Bayley laughs) I was pronounced dead for 3 hours before I woke up singing that old Kool-Aid song. If you don't know it goes something like this.... STRAIGHT OUTTA OF KOOL-AID A CRAZY MUTHA-FU- -
Renee(cutting her off)- Bayley! Um, well... I'm so sorry about what happened to your head. Are you able to return to the ring here in EBWF?
Bayely- Return to the ring?!!?! Does inside of a balloon smell like mustard?
Renee(looking confused)- Huh? What?
Bayley- ABSO-LUTLEY!!! I can't wait to get back into the ring. There's so much history here in EBWF and talented women and men wrestlers. I can't wait to face them... again... for the very first time!
Renee- Well, Bayley. It's great to have you back... are you pumped for Destiny this Sunday on Pay Per View?
Bayley- Does mustard smell like inside of a balloon? You know it! I can't wait, what a line up. And as you can guess, I will be keeping an eye on the EBWF Womens Championship number one contender match. I mean the news of Maria joining the match is pretty damn cool. I will keep my two eyes on it in fact. I also may try not blinking either. But I'm not great at the staring contest games. I'm AMAZING at them... so you wanna Hug it out?
Renee- Excuse me?
Bayley(creeping closer)- Huuuuuuuu-ug!
Bayley hugs Renee as she stands there awkwardly tapping her on the back. Bayley eyes glance over off screen as she smiles.
Bayley- Looks like those mouse traps need a good huggin'!
Renee- Bayley... nooooo.
Bayley runs off screen as Renee looks on in fear as the sounds of snapping mouse traps can be heard between Bayley's screams and laughter as the scene fades to black.
We see Renee Young standing in the backstage area with a microphone.
Renee Young- Ladies and gentlemen... here with me now... returning to EBWF... BAYLEY!!
The camera zooms out to see Bayley standing there looking in the opposite direction.
Bayley(distracted)- Rock Lobster! Rock... Rock Lobster...
Renee Young (laughing)- The B52s! I love them! Great song.
Bayley- Song? B-Fifty what? I never heard of them...
Renee Young- But you were saying Rock Lobster like their song...
Bayley- Oh. Right. I just sometimes say random things together. Apple Hat! Crab Toaster! Monkey Cake! ... Ooooooh... ROCK LOBSTER!!!
Renee(confused)- Oooo-kay. Is... everything okay Bayley? I mean, you're clearly your usual positive self but... something seems off since we last saw you in EBWF. Are you still the huggable one?
Bayley- I am... I am... (thinking) but, well some stuff has been a little difficult for me. I mean one time I rushed to hug Ex President Obama in this crowded event. And three security guards tackled me down. Like what the fudge? I also tried to hug this big ol' bees nest at my families place. And let's just say they didn't hug back with their cute little legs, but with their big ol' bee stingers. I was in the hospital for weeks. Oh and this one time I was sneaking up to hug this big ol' cactus... and like 7 cement blocks fell on my head. Which may explain why i disappeared before and forget everything else...(Bayley laughs) I was pronounced dead for 3 hours before I woke up singing that old Kool-Aid song. If you don't know it goes something like this.... STRAIGHT OUTTA OF KOOL-AID A CRAZY MUTHA-FU- -
Renee(cutting her off)- Bayley! Um, well... I'm so sorry about what happened to your head. Are you able to return to the ring here in EBWF?
Bayely- Return to the ring?!!?! Does inside of a balloon smell like mustard?
Renee(looking confused)- Huh? What?
Bayley- ABSO-LUTLEY!!! I can't wait to get back into the ring. There's so much history here in EBWF and talented women and men wrestlers. I can't wait to face them... again... for the very first time!
Renee- Well, Bayley. It's great to have you back... are you pumped for Destiny this Sunday on Pay Per View?
Bayley- Does mustard smell like inside of a balloon? You know it! I can't wait, what a line up. And as you can guess, I will be keeping an eye on the EBWF Womens Championship number one contender match. I mean the news of Maria joining the match is pretty damn cool. I will keep my two eyes on it in fact. I also may try not blinking either. But I'm not great at the staring contest games. I'm AMAZING at them... so you wanna Hug it out?
Renee- Excuse me?
Bayley(creeping closer)- Huuuuuuuu-ug!
Bayley- Looks like those mouse traps need a good huggin'!
Renee- Bayley... nooooo.
Bayley runs off screen as Renee looks on in fear as the sounds of snapping mouse traps can be heard between Bayley's screams and laughter as the scene fades to black.