Expectations
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:58 pm
EBWF Destiny, Madison Square Garden. New York, New York!
Renee Young was standing backstage as the commentary team threw the broadcast over to her.
Renee Young: Thanks guys and welcome Mauro! Yes, I’m standing backstage now with one of the competitors in the Fatal 4 way coming up next and as much as I don’t want to be anywhere near him, please let me introduce the Champagne Supernova, Noam Dar.
Noam walked into camera shot looking somewhat down.
Noam Dar: Awright.
Renee looked puzzled, she didn’t receive the usual flirting and borderline sexual harassment from Noam.
Renee Young: Is everything okay Noam? I thought you’d be happy, you’re one match away from a title shot!
Noam looked up and smiled at Renee.
Noam Dar: Aye Renee, I am one match away from getting a title shot but does anyone really think I’ve got a chance in that match? The only reason I’m even in this match is because they need one more person to make up the numbers. It would’ve been me or Tyler and I was the one who got lucky. That’s the problem though, me and Tyler and drop dead gorgeous sure but we’re also extremely talented at wrestling. We’re yet to lose a tag match, why couldn’t we have a shot at the tag titles?
Renee looked surprised.
Renee Young: I mean, I’m sure if you asked Chris Jericho for a title match against Braun Strowman he’d give it to you.
Noam gulped, he’d forgotten the current holder.
Noam Dar: That doesn’t matter! Me and Tyler are the hottest commodities on this roster both in looks and skill and we deserve to be on this PPV and it sucks that he’s not here with me. Breakout Championship is the first step onto greatness in EBWF, look at Jimmy Havoc! He won that title a year ago and he’s the King! Just imagine what I could do with that title! I’m facing 3 other guys for just a shot at it and to be honest the competition isn’t much to be feared. Eli Drake, who honestly I didn’t even know who he is before he got here. Walking around calling people Dummy’s like it’s the worst insult you could throw at someone, I’ll rip his arms off so bad he’ll be fed threw a dummy in a hospital bed...dummy, yeah. Tommasso Ciampa is a odd one though, he’s claiming to be a psycho when let’s be honest, Jimmy Havoc and Brian Kendrick already mastered that role. Jimmy went on to better things like Y2J and Ciampa just thought he could slip into that role without anyone realising it. Well, I realised it and it’s plain and clear you’re all talk Ciampa. Trim your beard too, dummy, yeah. Lastly we have Jay Briscoe who has returned from a leave of abscense but didn’t anyone actually miss him? People like him walk back in here and think they’re the dogs bollocks but there not and I’m going to prove that tonight.
Renee looked stunned for a second.
Renee Young: Well, Noam. I certainly didn’t expect you to be so passionate about this tonight, where is Tyler tonight? I thought he’d be with you.
Noam Dar: You know Tyler, he’s off taking selfies and stuff with Summer. Two peas in a pod them two, Tyler will be with me down ringside sure, we’re partners and we share our victories.
Renee Young: Well, thanks Noam and good luck!
Noam began to walk away but turned back for a second.
Noam Dar: Oh and I think you look gorgeous tonight Renee.
Renee blushed, happy in that she expected a vulgar response.
Renee Young was standing backstage as the commentary team threw the broadcast over to her.
Renee Young: Thanks guys and welcome Mauro! Yes, I’m standing backstage now with one of the competitors in the Fatal 4 way coming up next and as much as I don’t want to be anywhere near him, please let me introduce the Champagne Supernova, Noam Dar.
Noam walked into camera shot looking somewhat down.
Noam Dar: Awright.
Renee looked puzzled, she didn’t receive the usual flirting and borderline sexual harassment from Noam.
Renee Young: Is everything okay Noam? I thought you’d be happy, you’re one match away from a title shot!
Noam looked up and smiled at Renee.
Noam Dar: Aye Renee, I am one match away from getting a title shot but does anyone really think I’ve got a chance in that match? The only reason I’m even in this match is because they need one more person to make up the numbers. It would’ve been me or Tyler and I was the one who got lucky. That’s the problem though, me and Tyler and drop dead gorgeous sure but we’re also extremely talented at wrestling. We’re yet to lose a tag match, why couldn’t we have a shot at the tag titles?
Renee looked surprised.
Renee Young: I mean, I’m sure if you asked Chris Jericho for a title match against Braun Strowman he’d give it to you.
Noam gulped, he’d forgotten the current holder.
Noam Dar: That doesn’t matter! Me and Tyler are the hottest commodities on this roster both in looks and skill and we deserve to be on this PPV and it sucks that he’s not here with me. Breakout Championship is the first step onto greatness in EBWF, look at Jimmy Havoc! He won that title a year ago and he’s the King! Just imagine what I could do with that title! I’m facing 3 other guys for just a shot at it and to be honest the competition isn’t much to be feared. Eli Drake, who honestly I didn’t even know who he is before he got here. Walking around calling people Dummy’s like it’s the worst insult you could throw at someone, I’ll rip his arms off so bad he’ll be fed threw a dummy in a hospital bed...dummy, yeah. Tommasso Ciampa is a odd one though, he’s claiming to be a psycho when let’s be honest, Jimmy Havoc and Brian Kendrick already mastered that role. Jimmy went on to better things like Y2J and Ciampa just thought he could slip into that role without anyone realising it. Well, I realised it and it’s plain and clear you’re all talk Ciampa. Trim your beard too, dummy, yeah. Lastly we have Jay Briscoe who has returned from a leave of abscense but didn’t anyone actually miss him? People like him walk back in here and think they’re the dogs bollocks but there not and I’m going to prove that tonight.
Renee looked stunned for a second.
Renee Young: Well, Noam. I certainly didn’t expect you to be so passionate about this tonight, where is Tyler tonight? I thought he’d be with you.
Noam Dar: You know Tyler, he’s off taking selfies and stuff with Summer. Two peas in a pod them two, Tyler will be with me down ringside sure, we’re partners and we share our victories.
Renee Young: Well, thanks Noam and good luck!
Noam began to walk away but turned back for a second.
Noam Dar: Oh and I think you look gorgeous tonight Renee.
Renee blushed, happy in that she expected a vulgar response.