Cranky

[Cory]

EBWF Cameras activated on the 6'4", 250 lb frame of the former EBWF World Champion, Randy Orton. His casual stance leaning against the wall belied a look of quiet contemplation on his features.

Randy Orton: Tonight is going to be a big night for me. I don't know whether to be excited, irritated, or terrified. Excited because I'm really looking forward to seeing Edge spear PJ Black through the ring and leave him laying. Irritated because I don't know how PJ Black managed to get close to my EBWF World Title Reign. Terrified because he has a chance to beat it if he can get it done against my tag team partner. There's a lot going on.

Randy shrugged, a smirk creeping up on his face.

Randy Orton: Good news is, I have a few free minutes on Destiny to take my anxieties out in a nothing match against a tubby loudmouth with a superiority complex. There's a guy named Kevin Owens out there who does all the moves you'd expect from a guy half his weight. The fancy moonsaults, flips, and eye catching wrestling moves. But for all that impressive athleticism, there's a certain level of art and finesse that comes with this business. I am the living embodiment of art in wrestling. You hear it all the time. "If someone were to custom build a professional wrestler from the ground up, it'd look like Randy Orton." That's the tag line, right? So, I'm not really concerned about Kevin Owen's ability to do flips. When you go out there and look like a potato jumping off the top rope, there reaches a point where it's no longer impressive. And that's the difference between myself and Kevin Owens. While everything I do is a work of art, everything Kevin Owens does is impressive... for a potato.

He shook his head.

Randy Orton: Or maybe I'm just cranky and I'm going to kick Kevin's skull clean off his shoulders.

He shrugged.

Randy Orton: I guess you'll find out tonight.

With that Randy winked at the camera and walked off the screen. The EBWF.net logo flashed in the corner.