Uggos

[Ben M]

“Where Them Girls At” hit and the crowd gave a mixed reaction as Noam Dar and Tyler Breeze stepped out onto the stage. Noam and Tyler looked confident as they walked down the ramp, and upon entering the ring, they began to speak.

Noam Dar: Ay Tyler, we’ve actually been booked in a tag match!

Tyler smirked.

Tyler Breeze: I’m impressed. I thought you were too busy trying to become the Breakout Champion.

Noam Dar: I will do eventually but I’d also like to do that bird rule or whatever cos it would be our victory aye?

Tyler laughed.

Tyler Breeze: Freebird rule? Trust you to focus on the “bird” part. But you know what, Noam? I think right now we should focus on the Tag Titles. Especially since the Tag Team Classic is coming up. And like you said, we’re in tag team action. Against erm…

Tyler couldn’t seem to remember who they were facing.

Noam Dar: Enzo and Trent! London and Kendrick! Mean Girls?!

Noam got confused.

Noam Dar: Scratch That last one, I think it was Sydal and Andrews?

Tyler Breeze: No, we drove them out. We’ve driven out all the tag teams, Noam… we’re literally the only team left. I don’t get why there’s even a Tag Team Classic, they should just give the championships to us.

Tyler suddenly seemed to remember something.

Tyler Breeze: Oh! We’re facing Baron Corbin and Jay Briscoe. The Gorgeous Guys versus The Uggos.

Noam Dar: They don’t have what it takes to beat us. You two don’t know what it’s like to be me and Tyler Breeze, the hardships and put downs. The knockouts and tap outs. The rejections and the fat ones. You can’t know what it’s like until you’ve took a walk in Tyler’s uggs!

Noam pointed all serious like.

Noam Dar: We’re better than you, period.

Tyler nodded.

Tyler Breeze: Well put, Noam. We’re better than Corbin and Briscoe, we’re better than every other team that will be put in this Tag Team Classic. And we’re going to show that tonight, when we make an example out of our opponents!

Noam Dar: Aye and Braun only relinquished the belts cos he was afraid of us isn’t that right?

Tyler looked afraid.

Tyler Breeze: Sure, sure. Anyway, that’s enough talk… we want to do our talking in this ring. With our fists! So Corbin, Briscoe, we’re ready when you are!

Tyler and Noam dropped their microphones, holding up their fists as they waited for their opponents.