As the calendar year creeps to a close, the action in EBWF is just starting to pick up. With one of the biggest pay-per-view events of the year on the horizon, EBWF is looking to end 2017 not with a whimper, but with a roar. This coming Sunday, the very best in professional wrestling will gather for an annual event like no other – The Survivor Series! With a card that is absolutely stacked to the brim with hard-hitting action, there is little doubt that Survivor Series has all the makings of an instant classic. And while the world eagerly awaits the World Championship showdown between “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles and “The Darewolf” PJ Black – there is another match on the card that has the internet wrestling community buzzing.

Surprisingly, the match that has the internet abuzz is a battle of returns to the ring. At Survivor Series, Chris Hero returns to an EBWF ring to take on the debuting Buff Bagwell. Yes, that’s right. “The Stuff” is back, baby.

Just days ago, it was announced on EBWF’s official website that, of all people, Buff Bagwell had signed an exclusive deal to appear with the largest wrestling organization on the planet. Yes, THAT Buff Bagwell. The same Buff Bagwell who would prance around the ring in a ridiculous top hat and white overalls was now considered EBWF’s newest superstar. 2017 was a strange timeline and it looked like it was only going to get even more strange. To many, Buff Bagwell wouldn’t even break the top 100 in regards to the hottest free agents around, but scouts within the EBWF must have seen something special from The Stuff.

And in a move that shocked many in the industry, Bagwell made an appearance last week and declared that he was going to show everyone in the EBWF that he still was “The Stuff” and that no matter how much time had passed, no one would ever be able to take that from him.

So here we are, ladies and gentlemen. Mere hours away from one of the biggest shows of 2017 and Buff Bagwell had just arrived to the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. Our camera crew was smart enough to wait in the parking lot, outside the double doors which lead to the main locker room corridor. From afar, we could see Bagwell making his way through the parking lot. Buff was wearing a black t-shirt that looked skin tight on him, but that was probably only because Buff Daddy had a sick pump going on. He was also wearing black Adidas track pants and black Nike running shoes. Buff was wearing sunglasses and a hat turned backwards. Soon, he was approached by lead interviewer, Renee Young.
Renee held a microphone in her hand and was wearing a form fitting, sleek, red dress. She smiled politely as she approached Buff Bagwell. The consummate professional, Bagwell knew exactly what was about to happen. He adjusted the duffle bag that was slung around his massive frame and smiled at Renee. He removed his sunglasses and spoke first.

BUFF BAGWELL: Oh, mama! They sure did change a lot of things since Buff Daddy has been gone! I mean, I used to have to do these interviews with gross old timers like “Mean” Gene .. but now ..But now, I’m about to get interviewed by the hottest little mama these eyes have seen in the past .. ehhhh, I'd say twenty-two minutes or so. Now, before we start this interview, I want to set something straight with you, cutie pie. I know it’s gonna be hard, but we need to just try to keep things professional between us, sweetheart. I know .. I know, that’s going to be real tough for you, but I need you to try. I need you to try and keep your composure and not hit on me every second because baby, I KNOW .. I know you’ve had your eye on The Stuff for quite some time now .. haven’t you, mama? Haven’t you?!

Renee isn’t quite sure how to respond, and the expression on her face shows that. Her expression is one of bewilderment and confusion. She looks around and shrugs her shoulders a bit. She takes a few seconds to formulate a response to whatever nonsense was just flowing out of Bagwell's mouth.

RENEE YOUNG: Yeaaaaah ...Well … if you say so. I’m just trying to get your thoughts heading into your huge debut match here tonight. Would you mind sharing how you’re feeling going into this match?

And now Buff Bagwell was confused. He shook his head back and forth with his mouth agape, obviously mocking Renee's question. There wasn't many things that Buff Bagwell took seriously and Renee Young's interview questions were not at the top of the list, unfortunately for Renee. Bagwell scoffed and rolled his eyes before answering Renee.

BUFF BAGWELL: How am I feeling? What am I thinkin’? What do you think you are, some type of therapist?

RENEE YOUNG: If I was, I’m sure I wouldn’t be holding a microphone for a living. Truthfully, Buff, I’m just looking for the scoop. You’re the talk of the town right now. Are you nervous going into your big bout with Chris Hero? Anxious? You’re the buzz of the wrestling world right now, and the people want to know what’s going through your mind as you prepare for Chris Hero tonight.

BUFF BAGWELL: You know what, Renee .. I AM the talk of the town and for good reason! I mean … when was the last time this company was relevant? C’mon, sweet cheeks, you’re the one that’s been employed by ‘em for years now! I'm just sayin' ... the second that Buff Daddy signed with this company .. all of a sudden, EBWF is the place to be! Suddenly, EBWF is where everyone wants to go to test their mettle. Do you think that’s a coincidence? Because I sure as hell don’t! So as far as me being nervous tonight .. well, I knew you were a pretty face, but I didn’t peg you for having a top notch sense of humor, baby! Don’t make me laugh, Renee! What do I have to be nervous about? I’ve done this a million times before and I’ve done it against people that are hundreds of times better than some chump like Chris Hero!

Renee actually looked a bit surprised at the words that were coming out of Buff Bagwell’s mouth. I’m sure she wasn’t too concerned about Buff Daddy halfway flirting with her. Instead, Renee’s interest was more piqued when Bagwell noted that he doesn’t think much of his opponent this evening. It was then that Renee Young’s finely tuned reporting skills kicked in.

RENEE YOUNG: Are you implying that you’re looking past Chris Hero and perhaps even underestimating him?

BUFF BAGWELL: Implying? No, no, no. I’m out-and-out TELLING you that I’m looking past Chris Hero. I’m telling you that I can see past that doughy idiot indie darling and I see nothing but success on the horizon for Buff Daddy! You see, baby, not only am I one of the baddest to step into that ring .. and not only am I the best lookin’ guys around .. and not only am I too buff for words .. BUT RENEE, I AM ALSO A FORTUNE TELLER! HAHAHA! BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT! I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES! HAHA! And guess what, Renee? I looked into the future and I saw nothing but gold, baby! I saw championship gold hanging off these shoulders that look like boulders. I saw championship gold wrapped around my waist that you’d love to taste! You see, baby, I’ve been affronted the opportunity to look past people because I’m just that damn good! You think I’ve been losing sleep all week, frettin’ over what I’m goin’ to do when I stand across the ring from Chris Hero?

Buff stopped and shot a glance at Renee. He looked as if he waiting on a response from Renee, which caused Young to stumble over her words a bit. But before a single word could be uttered, Buff was quick to cut her off and continue ranting and raving.

BUFF BAGWELL: OF COURSE NOT! Of course I haven’t been worried about “That Young Knockout Kid”, you big silly moron! Instead, I’ve been sleepin’ like a baby .. well, like a baby who drinks a whole lot of expensive liquor and shows super models what “The Stuff” is all about! HA HA HA! .. NOW! .. You wanted my thoughts on my opponent tonight, right? You want to know what Buff Daddy thinks about having to face Chris Hero in my debut match in front of a worldwide audience on live pay-per-view? You know what I think? I think … Chris Hero is the luckiest guy in professional wrestling! Could you imagine being picked off the street like the bum that Hero is .. and being thrust into the limelight for your first match … with a bonafide superstar stud like Buff Bagwell? That kid is going to step into the ring tonight and about three minutes later .. HA HA! That’ll be all she wrote, daddy! It’ll be lights out for That Young Knockout Kid and then .. then you’ll be able to collect the easiest paycheck you’ve ever collected in your entire life pal! Imagine that! Make sure you add Buff Daddy to the Christmas card list this year, Hero .. I mean, I certainly am going to deserve something nice this year after I boost your career higher than it’s ever been before! That’s the type of effect Buff Bagwell has, Renee. When you step into the ring with me, your stock goes higher than you could have ever imagined! But the reality of the situation is that regardless of what you do, you’ll never be as good as Buff Daddy. So Chris, buddy .. I’m sure you’re watching this and stuffing your face at catering or somethin’ ..

Buff scoffed and shook his head, obviously not impressed with the physique of Hero. He continued speaking, only after a very brief pause.

BUFF BAGWELL: So, I want you to listen up and listen up real good, Chris. I want you to sit back and enjoy the moment that you’re about to have tonight. I want you to soak in the atmosphere of tonight. I want you to stand in the spotlight as your tacky little theme music plays over the sound system and I want you to soak up every single second of adulation that those idiots in the crowd give you. I want you to experience those goosebumps that form on the top of your skin when they announce your name for the world to hear. THIS IS YOUR TIME, CHRIS! It’s Survivor Series – one of the biggest professional wrestling events of the year! You’ve got a spot on a pay-per-view that is being broadcast around the world. Relish it, kid. Because after the way I tear you apart, you’ll never be at this stage again in your career. This is the peak, Chris Hero .. and I ain’t talkin’ about my biceps, baby! This is the peak of your pathetic little career. Chris Hero, you're going to go from some guy who wrestled for a Dr. Pepper and a bowl of nachos in a bingo hall to a true to life ... superstar .. But only for one night! You see, tonight .. Chris Hero gets to feel what it's like to be in a ring with a real man .. Heh, sort of like you the opportunity you might get tonight if you play your cards right, Renee. Tonight, for the first time, Chris Hero is going to know what it's like to actually matter. And it's all because he's going to be standing in the same ring as "The Stuff", baby! And ya know .. after Buff Daddy leaves you in a heap .. it’s back to the bingo parlors and VFW’s for good! And for me? Well … let’s just say that Buff Daddy starts his climb to the tippy top and I ain’t lookin’ back! And do you know why, Chris? .. Hell, do YOU know why, Renee?

Renee looks puzzled and shrugged her shoulders. Buff scoffed at her.

BUFF BAGWELL: Pssh ... c'mon now, girl. It’s pretty simple actually. Even someone devoid of any type of brain cells like Chris Hero could figure this one out. I mean .. do I even need to say it, Renee? Oh, fine .. I'll say it only because it sounds oh-so-good rolling off the tip of my tongue! Ohhhhh baby ... IT’S BECAUSE I’M BUFF .. I’M THE STUFF .. AND ALL THE GIRLS JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH! OH, YEAH, BABY! LET’S DO THIS! TONIGHT, I'M PICKIN' UP THE W AND I'M WALKIN' OUTTA THIS JOINT WITH MY HAND HELD HIGH! TONIGHT IS BUFF DADDY’S NIGHT! … And ya' know somethin' .. if you get lucky, Renee .. it might just be your lucky night too, baby.

Buff takes a second and looks at her up and down, very obviously checking out Renee's body. He takes a look at her backside, which causes Renee to grow angry with Bagwell. He doesn’t look impressed with what he’s seen.

BUFF BAGWELL: On second thought .. maybe not. HA HA!!

After taking one last shot at Renee Young, Buff Bagwell cackles to himself and walks off into the arena for tonight's huge pay-per-view. Left standing and enraged is Renee Young who watches Buff Bagwell strut off down the hallway, much to her dismay...