I Don't Walk On Water

[David]

OOC: Been managing my time poorly but wanted to get something up just so I don't no-show twice, hope you guys like the new thing I'm trying for Hero though, bad rapper Hero!

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It's time for Warfare, and a shot of Chris Hero is shown. He's standing backstage in the interview area but he's by himself. Hero is donning his ring gear, because of the scheduled match later tonight. A triple threat match to become #1 Contender for the Breakout title. Hero holds the mic up to his lips and starts talking.

Chris Hero: "And as I grow out of sight, out of mind I might go out of mine.Cause how do I ever let this mic go without a fight when I made a fucking tight rope out of twine?" Eminem.

Chris takes a deep breath. From this point on he speaks as if he was rapping, something uncommon for Chris Hero.

Chris Hero:
I felt the hype, and got carried away.
I lost to some clown who's gon' packing up and shipping away
Yeah, before the year ends
We know he doesn't care, he just pretends
Only cares about paychecks, wanna make sure he meets ends.
'Cause that's just what the stuff does. Gets on the stop, but misses every bus.
Tried to kill a Hero, but this ain't no Hearse
Try it tonight, see if it works. You'll stare at the lights, thinkin' "fuck this hurts".
Don't think I forgot about you Ciampa, that's what the fans did,
You turn them off, better than a lamp, I
Know... Weak rhyme, but hear what I'm saying
There'll be three men wrestling, but you mean nothing
He may be the stuff, but you're just stuffing.
I won't lie, my rap's not great, I never said I'd be Lin-Manuel
But rapping or not, I know tonight I'll beat Buff Bagwell
And you Tommaso, let's go, I'll tie you up in a lasso.
And all the people in Omaha they'll jump and scream "Oh my God!"
When they hear the announcement from A to Z row
That the winner tonight is none other than Chris Hero.

Hero drops the mic, and walks off as a few staff members are left confused by what they had just seen and heard.