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EBWF Cameras opened up inside a magnificent home. A beautifully designed estate was all decorated for Christmas, with window dressings, decorated furniture, and at the center of the room was a lavish 20 foot tall Christmas Tree. Gifts were elegantly placed below it in color coordinated gift wrapping.

Natalya: Oh, I am sooo excited for Christmas time.

A smiling Natalya appeared from the side and gestured towards the tree. She was wearing a slim black and pink skirt suit, with her hair neatly tied back.

Natalya: Welcome to my home! The holidays are here and this is the one time of the year where I am inspired to give, and I'm not simply talking about the gift of my presence on television in front of millions of viewers. No, I mean true Christmas gifts! Aren't you all excited?

Her smile was beaming. She rubbed her palms together in anticipation.

Natalya: Since this is the time of the year where it is the season of giving, I've decided that I am going to be the better woman and offer gifts to all of my opponents in the Elimination Chamber at Summerslam! I mean, even though this match is a farce, and the incompetent idiot known as Jimmy Havoc is SO desperate to try and take the title from me that he puts me in a match with five other women, most of whom I've already beaten multiple times.

Her smile faded slightly, and it was for more apparent how manufactured it was.

Natalya: Well, enough of that. On with the gift giving!

Nattie sat down on a chair next to the tree. She gingerly picked up a gift and shook it.

Natalya: Now I invited my opponents to this party to receive their gifts, but none of them returned their RSVP so I will be opening these gifts here. Isn't this grand? I have to be the nicest Women's Champion of all time! Oh, what is this? I think I have a gift here for Alexa Bliss! I know it's proper to neatly remove wrapping, but I'm a kid at heart.

Nattie grinned as she excitedly tore into the oblong box. The wrapping paper flew away as she scattered it on the floor. A brightly colored blue box was revealed, with the word "Maxie" along the top.

Natalya: Ah! What a gift! This... is Maxie. She was a line of fashion dolls that was... kind of popular. To be honest she was kind of a rip off of the Barbie doll. Never quite took off like Barbie did, her toys even now aren't worth much on eBay. And that, my dear, is the perfect symbol for you Alexa. You're a copy of a copy of a copy. Somehow, you managed to be a facsimile of Trish Stratus, and believe me that's not a good person to impersonate. She's trash, so you're basically ripping off trash. Maybe one day when you grow up to be a real girl, you'll figure out an identity for yourself. Until then, I'll make sure this is delivered to your locker so you can always be reminded about how diluted your act is. Alright, on to the next one!

Nattie set the Maxie doll aside and grabbed the next box.

Natalya: Hmmm, looks like this one is for Mandy Rose! Let's see what's inside.

Natalya ripped open the top of the box and peered inside. A perplexed look came across her features as she turned the box upside down and shook it.

Natalya: Huh, this one appears to be empty. I wonder if this is a representation of Mandy Rose's career? Or the amount of charisma she has on camera? Or the skill she has in the ring? The amount of brains between her ears? Oooh oooh, I got it! The number of wrestling accomplishments she has! That's got to be it. Well, I'll make sure she gets it! On to the next one.

The next gift was rather small, just a few square inches in size.

Natalya: I have a gift here for Nikki Cross! My favorite aging mall rat.

She removed the wrapping and produce a small black box. Upon opening it, she produced a necklace with a silver skull and cross bones pendant.

Natalya: This is a necklace I found at Hot Topic. I figured this was appropriate because this is where most of your fans shop, and the only place on earth where your t-shirts sell. It usually takes high school goths a few years to mature and get real jobs before they realize that they should be a fan of Natalya, the only WRESTLER in EBWF with even a modicum of skill. But, back to gift giving with Santa Nattie!

Natalya grabbed the next gift and gave it a good shake. Peering at the name on the label, she smiled.

Natalya: Ah, this gift is for Liv Morgan! But what does one get for a woman that has all the snapbacks and crappy shoes that she could ever want? Well, I'm a thoughtful gift-giver and I think I found it.

She ripped the gift open and smiled as she removed the top of the box.

Natalya: Ooh, this is nice and shiny.

Nattie produced a title belt from the packaging. She showed it to the camera.

Natalya: It's a replica EBWF Women's Championship belt! This is one of the good ones too, really weighty. Feels just like the real thing! I wanted you to have something you could take home, Liv. Since they keep marching you out here and you keep disappointing your fans, I figured you'd be happy with this pristine copy of the Women's Title. If you'd like, I'll even sign it for you, sweetie. OK, and on to our final gift recipient!

Nattie grabbed the final gift. With a frown, she opened it up. The small box slid up and revealed a different necklace. This one had a simple gold chain and a medium sized half crescent pendant.

Natalya: This... is a friendship necklace. My half of a friendship necklace. Somewhere in Trish's home, assuming she hasn't sold it for rent money, is the other half of this necklace. My former best friend, who betrayed me for her stupid values. I'm sending this back to you, Trish. You mean nothing to me now. Less than trash. That fluke title reign you had for three and a half minutes? I assure you that it will never, ever happen again. Not while I'm the Queen of the EBWF, and that's going to be my title for a very. long. time.

Nattie closed the box and set it down, standing up and smoothing out her skirt.

Natalya: Well, that's all the gifts I had for today. I didn't get anything for myself, because I'm a selfless, caring woman. Also, because I have the one gift that all of those garbage women REALLY want. The EBWF Women's Championship. Plus, I have the gift that keeps on giving. Christmas Eve of Destruction. No disqualifications. No countouts. Falls counting anywhere, while surrounded by the Elimination Chamber. That's the true gift of this season. I will continue on my tour as the face of this Women's Division while the five other women in the match will enjoy their Christmas gifts from their hospital bed.

She smiled and waved.

Natalya: I hope you enjoyed your time in my home. Happy Hollidays everyone! Now, get out.

Her expression turned cold very quickly. WIth acquiescence, the camera faded to black as it headed back towards the door. The EBWF logo flashed in the corner.