Psycho Mechanic?

[Cory]

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The camera focused in on EBWF's world famous backstage correspondent, Michael Cole. He smiled to the camera, standing in front of the door that went into the men's locker room.

Michael Cole: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Michael Cole and I'm here at the Moda Center in Portland Oregon! We're only hours away from Warfare where we will learn more about the World Championship situation in the build up to the most exciting Royal Rumble in EBWF history! Tonight I am going to be getting the thoughts of some of the wrestlers involved in tonights...

Randy Orton: Hey, what's up.

Randy walked into the camera shot, wearing an RKO t-shirt and jeans. A duffle bag was draped over his shoulder.

Michael Cole: Uh, hello Randy. I was just going to--

Randy Orton: You were going to interview me, right?

Michael Cole: I, I thought you were supposed to be interviewed by Renee.

Randy Orton: Yeah, but I heard you're not busy nowadays, especially since the Miz is apparently interviewing himself now. Good lord, that was ten minutes I will never get back. So, what'cha say Cole? Want to get an exclusive interview with a former World Champ?

Michael Cole: You're asking me to interview you? Are you okay?

Randy Orton: Sure. I'm bored. Look at me Michael.

Randy outstretched his arms and did a slow 360 degree turn.

Randy Orton: Already in ring shape. I've never not been in ring shape. I was born with a six pack. And I'm going to be going into the ring with a guy that looks like an HVAC technician.

Michael Cole: You're referring to Tomasso Ciampa, a man that calls himself the "Psycho Killer".

Randy smirked.

Randy Orton: Let's get something real straight. I've met my fair share of Killers, and some of them were far more psycho than this bonehead. There's nothing about this man that intimidates me whatsoever.

Michael Cole: What's your strategy going into a match like this? You've been out of action for some time, and Tomasso Ciampa has seen some reps in the wrestling ring far more often lately.

Randy Orton: Michael, no matter how many times this happens, you don't seem to catch on. Whenever I get into the ring, I'm the best one there. That was true in 2009 when I got here, and it's true today.

Michael Cole: What have you been doing the last few months since your last match?

Randy Orton: Oh, the usual. Spent time with my wife and my daughter. Already discovered that I can't do her math homework for her.

Michael Cole: Isn't she...

Randy Orton: Yeah, she's four. I never said I was good at math.

Michael Cole: So, have you done any training for a return to the ring?

Randy Orton: Michael, Tomasso Ciampa is a diet Randy Orton. A poor man's me. Not that Tomasso Ciampa deserves it, or even that I need it, but I continually train all year. 365 days a week I am ready at any given time to step into this ring and show everyone why I still hold the record for the longest EBWF World Title Reign, and why people call me the Silent Assassin. Which is another ridiculous nickname, by the way. Silent Assassin, Psycho Killer, our cute little designations don't matter. At the end of the day, it's going to come down to Randy Orton and the HVAC repair guy. Take your bets on who walks out.

Randy smirked and walked off, patting Cole on the shoulder as he left. Michael Cole shrugged as the scene went to black.