Sick of Sequels

[Sam]

With the final Warfare before the Royal Rumble taking place in Las Vegas, Tyler Breeze and Noam Dar decided to make a weekend of it. After a house show in Arizona on Friday night, the Gorgeous Guys had driven to Vegas, with a room booked in the Hilton hotel on the Strip. Tyler and Noam went out on Saturday night, and Noam had hit the drink a little hard. When Tyler woke up on Sunday morning, the first thing he heard was Noam groaning.

Noam Dar: URGHHHHHHHH. Tyler why is the room spinning?

Tyler Breeze: Because you tipped guy $100 to make sure your glass was never empty. You had so any drinks I lost count. I guess it’s true what they say about Scottish people enjoying their whiskey…

Noam Dar: Whisky, Lager, Jäger. If it’s got a percentage, we’ll drink it. Except Coors, shite tastes like pish. It was the first night me and Jimmy have had to catch up since his whole GM stint, we go hard Why do you look so fresh anyway?

Tyler Breeze: Simple. I can handle my drink better than you.

The truth was that while Noam had been drinking shots with Jimmy Havoc, Tyler had been drinking water. But Noam and Jimmy had been too drunk to notice.

Noam Dar: Aye whatever. What day is it?

Tyler Breeze: Sunday, lucky for you. So you’ve got today to recover for Warfare.

Noam Dar: Right. What have we got to recover for, you know the cycle, we’re booked and go missing for 3 weeks right?

Tyler Breeze: No, we’re booked against the lamest named tag team ever tomorrow… the Sequel. AJ Styles and The Miz. Big match! But not as big as PJ Black versus Syxx, apparently.

There was a hint of bitterness in Tyler’s voice.

Noam Dar: Really? Urgh. You mean, why is the Tag Team Champions against The Miz and AJ Styles not the Main Event? I’m with you, PJ Black vs. Syxx is so obvious I could cry. I think I might be sick actually.

Tyler Breeze: I know what you mean, it makes me sick.

Noam shot up out of his bed and rushed towards the bathroom.

Noam Dar: No I’m actually going to be sick.

A few minutes and awful sounding noises coming from the bathroom later and Noam Dar emerges.

Noam Dar: I think I might need the day off to be fair. I’m rough as fuck.

Tyler hesitated for a moment.

Tyler Breeze: But we have that autograph signing to do at Toys R Us.

Noam groaned loudly.

Noam Dar: You mean we have to go promote those awful dolls that look nothing like us?! I saw Zack Ryder show them off on his Instagram and call us “God-Awful Guys”. Zack Ryder, of all people!

Tyler Breeze: Well, Zack Ryder sucks. I don’t really care what he thinks of us. But you told Jimmy we’d do it last night! I think you actually offered to do it before he’d even asked.

Noam Dar: Ah shite. Past Noam always makes decisions Present Noam hates. What time?

Tyler Breeze: 1pm. So we’ve got…

Tyler checked the time on his phone.

Tyler Breeze: Two hours. If I were you, I’d take a shower. You stink.

Noam Dar: I don’t think I could face my bathroom, can I use yours?

Tyler looked puzzled.

Tyler Breeze: It’s a twin room, Noam. My bathroom is your bathroom…

Noam begrudgingly walked to the bathroom.

Noam Dar: This is disgusting.

Tyler gave Noam a pity laugh as Noam cleaned the bathroom, Tyler leaned on the outside of the door.

Tyler Breeze: This Match Against “The Sequel” what do you think?

Noam Dar: Apart from the fact that their name makes me want to cringe so hard, it’s like the Tag Classic all over again. It’s a great team against 2 Individuals, we’ll beat them like we did PJ and Heath in the final. We’re the Tag Team Champions for crying out loud, were the best Tag Team in this company. The Miz has dragged the Gateway Championship down by never defending it, he calls himself a good guy! AJ Styles is vulnerable after CM Punk picked him apart piece by piece, I’d be surprised if he showed up to be fair.

Tyler Breeze: CM Punk could get away with saying that, is not so much.

Noam Dar: That’s the problem right there, were seen as a joke and an afterthought which is bloody silly because a team this gorgeous definitely deserves to be front and centre. With my devilish good looks and your Prince Charming looking ass we should be on the front cover of all the Magazines, the websites and the cups. Not “wannabe good guy” Miz and “soccer mom hair” AJ Styles. Gorgeous Guys are here to take their spots, so that’s we’ll do. We’ll steal their spots…

Tyler Breeze:...and their girlfriends.

Noam Dar: Dibs on Ronda, the things I'd do to that woman.

Tyler Breeze: The things she’ll do to you, she’ll beat you!

Noam Dar: Here's hoping.

Tyler quivered in disgust as he walked away, only a faint vomiting noise came from the bathroom.