Gorgeous? Pfft.

[D.J]

The Miz and AJ Styles were seemingly back on the same page, now history tells us a couple of things regarding this fact. A.) That is subject to change at pretty much any moment. B.) Until it does- they are a force to be reckoned with. This week they would be taking on Noam Dar and Tyler Breeze AKA the Gorgeous Guys. Live from Las Vegas Nevada.

The scene opened up at one of the many casinos in Las Vegas. The camera panned around the Casino until, walking down an open area was The Miz and AJ Styles. They both wore suits, and were dressed to the nines. Each man also had a mixed drink in their hands. The camera zoomed in and joined the conversation between The Sequel.

The Miz: I love casinos. It's just a perfect example of what life is. It's the have's and the have nots, AJ. You look around this place.. who's having fun? It's the best of the best.. it's the high rollers. They are the one's that can stay in here and have a blast. They are the ones that can throw money around like it's going out of style. They are the ones who can bankrupt the casino, because they aren't afraid to lose... why? Because in life they've already won. Who's not happy here? The losers.. the people who put all their hopes and all their dreams into a hand of blackjack or a spin of the wheel in roulette. They haven't won in life.. so they gamble.. they gamble with their lives, trying to get a win that they couldn't get on their own. The casino is a place that really punishes the weak. It punishes the mentally weak, because they lose and they lose and they lose.. yet that small little hope of winning keeps them playing. The Miz is a winner.. AJ Styles is a winner.. there's no gambling when it comes to us.. because we KNOW we're going to win. We're a bet on black with no red spots on the board. We're a blackjack.. a Royal Flush. We're mother freaking yahtzee's. We're a sure thing. Especially when our opponents are a team named.... ahem.. 'The Gorgeous Guys' ... and they talk about our name being stupid. I don't want to get into a.. 'we're not stupid.. you're stupid.' Kind of argument, but The Gorgeous Guys? Really? That's who's going to beat us in Vegas.. The Gorgeous Guys? Really? I'm going to say this plain and simple.. so even these two jamoak-a-dokes.. can understand it. The Miz and AJ Styles are not going to lose to a couple of Shrooms, like these two guys. Noam Dar? Tyler Breeze? What the hell is the EBWF becoming that these two get to share the ring with two guys like us? How in the heck has the EBWF run out of stars to the point where these are the guys that they think could actually give us a challenge... it's embarrasing.

AJ Styles nodded.

AJ Styles: Miz- it really is embarrassing. I mean it is.. it's humiliating. Noam Dar just out getting drunk and carrying on... who does that?

The Sequel took a big sip of their drinks in unison. They both winked into the camera.. also in unison.

AJ Styles: Tyler Breeze.. combing his hair.. wearing perfume. These are the guys that we got in Vegas? I think we might be able to pull an all nighter tonight and still Breeze.. through these two morons... you ah... see what I did there?

The Miz squinted at AJ.

The Miz: Clever. Honestly though, I am pretty frustrated. I'm the EBWF Gateway Champion.. and we've both done everything there is to do in this business.. and we are getting put into the same ring.. thus the same sentence.. with the Gorgeous Guys. The other thing about it.. are these guys really even gorgeous? I think it's time to put this to the test.. I want to know if the one thing that is supposedly their claim to fame.. is actually even true. I think we all know, that it's not their in ring ability that they pride themselves on. That would be like Rosie O'Donnell priding herself on her waist line.. would be extremely strange. There's a reason they aren't called "The Good Wrestler Guys." Even they know that would be a huge fabrication.. and guys.. fabrication means.. a lie.

AJ Styles looked like he was going to ask.. but when Miz defined the word.. he nodded.

The Miz: So AJ, what I think we need to do is find out what everyone thinks of the looks of these two. Let's see how "gorgeous," people think they are. Excuse me ladies..

Two very attractive girls were walking by and stopped. They saw AJ and The Miz and smiled.

Girl #1- Hi!

The Miz: How are you?

Girl #1: I'm great and you?

AJ Styles: Enough small talk. What do you think of these two guys?

The girls looked slightly confused, but looked at a picture that AJ had of the Gorgeous Guys.

The Miz: You have a polaroid picture of The Gorgeous Guys? But I didn't even tell you we were gonna... nevermind.

AJ gave Miz a side eye as he watched the girls look the pictures.

Girl #2- I mean yeah.. I think they're pretty cute.

Girl # 1- For sure.

The Miz: Oh what do you skanks know?... Take a hike.

The girls looked offended, and walked away in a huff.

The Miz: Obviously not great eye sight on those two.. they must be drunk. Nothing cute about these two.. except maybe that they think they are actually going to come out of Warfare with a victory over us. I actually can't wait for this match. The audacity.. the nerve of these two guys.. to honestly think that they could pull off a victory over The Sequel.. It's disturbing.. it's frightening that someone could be that delusional let alone two people.

AJ Styles: Bitches.. what do you think of these guys!?

Two girls kept waking not even agreeing to look at the picture.

The Miz: AJ for god sakes put the picture away.

AJ smirked.

AJ Styles: Been out of the game.. forgot how to open I guess..

The Miz smiled.

The Miz: One thing we haven't forgotten to do.. is close.. is finish. The Miz and AJ Styles.. are not a gamble.. we are going to get the job done. We've made a career of it. I'm not sure what Noam Dar or Tyler Breeze have made a career doing aside from wearing scrungies.. and being inexplicably discussed.. despite having no talent whatsoever. One thing, I can definitely see their careers doing soon.. is ending.. because we may dress nice.. have million watt smiles.. and just generally be amazing guys. . but there's not one nice thing about either of us when the bell rings. There's not one kind or forgiving thing about either of us.. when we are in the heat of battle.. and there's not one thing about us.. that either one of these SO called GORGEOUS guys.. can expect to stop..

BECAUSE WE'RE THE SEQUEL...

AND WE HAVE NO MOTHER EFFIN..

AJ Styles: EQUAL! Now let's go win some money... like we need it...

The Miz: Pfft..

AJ Styles: Pfft.

The Miz: Gorgeous Guys... pfft....

Two girls walked by and AJ went to grab the Polaroid out of his pocket, but Miz comically stopped him from pulling the picture out, and shook his head. AJ nodded and the Sequel made their way into the depths of the casino and the scene faded to black!