Something I Call Personality

[Chloe]

~Jamilia Craft sighed to herself. She sat at a table in a dark room with a light hanging above her head. She peeked up at a pair of silhouette's standing above her and the masked diva gulped.~

Jamilia Craft: I'm really nervous about this. This is the biggest crowd I've ever competed in front of. And Natalya is no slouch. She's really dangerous. Especially since she seems motivated again. I need to get the crowd to support me. It would REALLY help push me through. But my personality isn't as...erm...dynamic as some of the other diva's. And you two don't seem to have any problems with shyness...

~One of the silhouette's grabbed the hanging light and shined it on themselves. It was The Chick Busters, A.J. Lee and Kaitlyn.~

Kaitlyn: Well, Natalya isn't THAT amazing. She's sort of rusty since she came back from her trip down memory lane. See what I did there?

~A.J. and Kaitlyn fist bumped.~

A.J. Lee: Bwooooosh.

Kaitlyn: Personality isn't tough either.

A.J. Lee: If you eat a 'shroom you'll grow to like two times your size! That would really wow the crowd!

~Jamilia squinted and looked to Kaitlyn in worry.~

Jamilia Craft: Is she telling me to...do drugs?

Kaitlyn: (sighing) No, I think it's a...Mario Bros reference?

~A.J. hopped up and down, clapping her hands joyously.~

A.J. Lee: Yes, yes! You're learning!

Kaitlyn: Right. Anyway, have you thought of maybe picking up a catch phrase? A.J. and I do this...

~They both suddenly struck a spontaneous pose.~

A.J. and Kaitlyn: CHICK BUSTERS!

~They slid out of the pose.~

Kaitlyn: Like that.

Jamilia Craft: Well...I sort of like to do my talking in the ring.

Kaitlyn: That's not a very good catch phrase.

Jamilia Craft: People like Miz have catch phrases...

Kaitlyn: So do people like Zack Ryder...

Jamilia Craft: That's a good point...

A.J. Lee: I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

Jamilia Craft: ...H-Huh?

A.J. Lee: That should be your catch phrase.

Kaitlyn: Yeah, I don't think she wants to be Darkwing Duck.

Jamilia Craft: C-Can we maybe go somewhere that isn't so dark?

Kaitlyn: Sure.

~Kaitlyn and A.J. pushed the walls over and they fell to the crowd, they were incredibly flimsy. They were now standing in the middle of a sunny St. Louis sidewalk with a group of people gathered around them. Jamilia looked alarmed and tried to inch her way underneath of the desk.~

Jamilia Craft: W-What is this?

Kaitlyn: It's our way to drag your personality out.

A.J. Lee: Totes.

~Jamilia was a very secluded type of person so this did a good job of freaking her out. Kaitlyn and A.J. took her by her arms and stood her up on the desk. Jamilia looked like a deer in the headlights.~

Kaitlyn: Just tell the nice people who you are.

Jamilia Craft: A-About to hyperventilate.

A.J. Lee: Thiiiiiiis is Jamilia Craft!

~A.J. struck a pose and motioned to Jamilia.~

Kaitlyn: And if the giant piece of gold she's lugging around doesn't make it obvious...she's a champion! A Sky High Champion!

~Jamilia's eyes beaded around and she held the title that was around her shoulder over her head.~

Kaitlyn: Jamilia has what we like to call a hybrid style. A nifty little mix of Japanese and Mexican wrestling.

A.J. Lee: So she's sort of like a combination of Bat Girl and Sailor Saturn. Mysterious but tough.

Kailtyn: Perry Saturn?!

A.J. Lee: Sailor Saturn! One of the Outer Senshi. She had a sickle. She was bad ass. SENSHI OF DEATH.

Jamilia Craft: Uh. Hi.

~Jamilia gave a little wave.~

Jamilia Craft: Uh. Hi.

Kaitlyn: She's here to bring the pain!

A.J. Lee: Ouch!

Kaitlyn: And she's going to bring the face all over the face of one Natalya! Niece of Bret "The Hitman" Hart. All around bad person!

A.J. Lee: Her dad's beard is SILLY.

Kaitlyn: Her twitter handle is equally absurd. Tell them what you are going to do to her, Jamilia.

~Jamilia took a deep breath.~

Jamilia Craft: I don't know very Natalya very well. Personally. But I know her ring work very well. I've watched her matches. Very, very closely. She's tough. But I've proven how tough I can be. I want to keep this title as long as I can. If I can beat her, and if you all support me, I promise to do my best to put on matches you won't forget. Natalya and I are both wrestlers, not models. She has loads more experience than me but I know I can beat her. She hasn't been in title contention in some time. I've been defending this title since December. If she underestimates me because of my demeanor or my age she is going to be in for a rude awakening. She is going to leave Wrestle Mania empty handed.

Kaitlyn: (from the corner of her mouth.) Catch phrase.

Jamilia Craft: ...I...uhm...we're gonna...uhh...IT'S MASK TIME!!

~Jamilia winced and closed her eyes tightly. "It's mask time?" Oh my god. Braden Walker's catch phrase was better than that. Their was complete and total silence. But her eyes opened wide once the people started to cheer very loudly for reasons that had completely escaped her. She climbed down off of the desk~

Jamilia Craft: P-Please don't put that on a t-shirt.

Kaitlyn: Oh it's going on t-shirts, coffee mugs, beach towels, stuffed animals.

~Jamilia groaned to herself. But, hey, if it got the people behind her, it was worth it.~

[Ben M]

I want an "It's Mask Time" t-shirt.

[Juan Ramirez]

Darkwing Duck and Sailor Moon References= WIN.