Dear Diary

[Belle]

Dear Diary

Wrestled at the Royal Rumble last night and it was tres emosh. Got thrown out the Rumble match which was a negative, but won the Breakout Championship and noticed that my ass looked awesome in the ring due to the lighting which was two positives, which is nice. I think probably letting myself get thrown out during the Rumble was the best choice as travelling with two belts would be a nightmare. Just imagine all the luggage space they would take up! No thank you. Plus that Breakout title looks much better around my waist than the other one would have.

It was soooooooo weird backstage, Braun seemed to totally blank me. I mean he always seems to make out like he doesn’t even know me, but I remember my first night he nodded at me, so I just don’t get it. But eurgh Havoc is just a creep. I can feel his eyes burning a hole through me the amount he looks at me. I mean I haven’t actually caught him looking at me, but as soon as I look at him he is there pretending to do some general manager work or something. I guess this is the cost of fame now I’m the Breakout Champion.

At the end of the Rumble when that greasy looking Omega was celebrating in the ring I was about to go out there again with my belt, its what the fans would have wanted. I’m fairly sure they wanted the chance to chant you deserve it or something similar. I was literally about to step through the curtain when one of the producers grabbed me and said “what are you doing?” And I thought he’s right, what am I doing. They don’t want me to share the moment with that Kenny bitch. The EBWF higher ups know they’ve finally got their Cher at The Monte Carlo with me so why ruin that by letting me go out there with someone else. So I stopped myself. A nice touch was everyone in the back waited until Omega was there before giving me a round of applause. As soon as he stepped through the curtain everyone was on their feet clapping which was cute, but the least I deserved. Everyone apart from that skank Liv Morgan. She better watch herself, if she does something like that again to the Dream and I’ll snatch that cheap weave right off her head.

Seems like at Warfare that Mike Kanellis has won the man lottery and gets to be the first to go one on one with the greatest Breakout Champion in EBWF history. He’ll be the envy of everyone getting the chance to put his hands on me. When he’s old and grey he’ll be bouncing his grandkids on his knee telling them about how he was the first person to step in the ring with the Dream after he won the Breakout title. I mean I doubt they’ll believe him as who’d believe he’d ever share a ring with an icon like me? I just hope he doesn’t back out, I mean the eyes of the world will be on me and ergo him. That’s a lot of pressure for someone like him to deal with. Still worst case scenario is he doesn’t turn up and the fans just get to see my pose in the ring for half an hour or so. I’m guessing the producers will call me soon to tell me the match is going on as the main event. They don’t to waste me on anything other than a headline act now.

Got to go now, another photo shoot. Wes Ikeda must be over the moon he’s got an A-lister like me on board, I expect I’ll be pretty much be front and centre of everything from now on. It’s the least I deserve and pretty much what the fans want.

Talk soon
Velveteen Dream
Xoxo

Ps. I swear to god at the Rumble Candice LeRae kept looking at the hot pants I had in my bag. Goddam ho would look like a hippo in those, she ain’t got an ass like the Dream to pull that look off.