Internet Sucking Robot
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:49 pm
OOC - Sorry for no color coding, computer is dying and the charger is just wayyyyy too far away. #lazyandtired
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Summer walked down the halls of the arena towards the staging area. Her blonde hair was tied back in a sloppy loose bun and she appeared to have dark circles under her eyes from lack of sleep. Summer was currently recording herself on her cellphone and was wrapping it up. She went to post her video rant online as Renee Young approached her from the side.
Renee: Hey Summer-
Summer held up her index finger to signal "one moment". Summer's face contorted into anger and frustration as it appeared she was having some sort of issue posting her vlog.
Summer: Are you freakin' kidding me right now?! Urghhh! The government is stealing away my WiFi and keeping me from posting important information to the masses! Do you see this right now?!
Renee peered at Summer's phone and went to say something but Summer cut her off.
Summer: I bet big brother is watching me through the cameras in my cell phone right now. Laughing at me. Listening to my every word through my microphone. Collecting all my data and tracking where I am at at all times. Now they are using some advanced military grade technology to keep my phone from working properly. They are like... scrambling my phone, it's true!
Summer screamed out in frustration.
Summer: YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME!! THE CABAL WON'T EVER STOP ME!!
Summer yelled out crazily to no one in particular. Renee waved her hand to get Summer Rae's attention. Summer snapped out of her rant momentarily and stared at Renee.
Summer: What do you want? Why are you even here right now? You're part of the Illuminati aren't you?!
Renee: No - I... I have no idea what you're talking about, I just-
Summer: No! You could be some new A.I prototype sent to gather intel on me. MAN you look real life like...
Summer pinched Renee's cheek with her thumb and index finger and shook her head.
Summer: Well... more lifelike than that Sophia joke. Did you hear she wants a kid already? She's a robot! Like you! I'm not stupid, Renee. I know the REAL Renee Young when I see her and YOU'RE. NOT. HER! I know your trickery. You're here to hack into my cell phone, steal my information. I'm onto you! I have this very important video to post to my subscribers online in order to get information out and wake the masses. But no, my cell phone has no internet service. Convenient. I paid my bill on time, there is no reason for this. Other than it all started to malfunction when YOU showed up. You internet sucking robot freak!
Renee: Summer... you don't have your WiFi turned on....
Renee Young pushed a button on Summer's phone. Summer looked down and all the anger melted from her face.
Summer: Oh! Hahhhh I so knew that. I was just testing you and all. Good eye.... robot.
Summer whispered the last part. Renee turned to look at Summer.
Renee: What was that?
Summer: ...What?
Summer stared blankly and played stupid. Renee Young sighed and shook her head.
Renee: Anyways, I just wanted to ask about your match tonight against newcomer Asuka-
Summer: Like I have the time to waste talking about Kung-Fu Panda Express, I have a vlog to post!!
Summer brushed off Renee Young and ran off down the hallway trying to post her video and not paying attention to anything else. Renee shrugged at the camera as it faded to black.
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Summer walked down the halls of the arena towards the staging area. Her blonde hair was tied back in a sloppy loose bun and she appeared to have dark circles under her eyes from lack of sleep. Summer was currently recording herself on her cellphone and was wrapping it up. She went to post her video rant online as Renee Young approached her from the side.
Renee: Hey Summer-
Summer held up her index finger to signal "one moment". Summer's face contorted into anger and frustration as it appeared she was having some sort of issue posting her vlog.
Summer: Are you freakin' kidding me right now?! Urghhh! The government is stealing away my WiFi and keeping me from posting important information to the masses! Do you see this right now?!
Renee peered at Summer's phone and went to say something but Summer cut her off.
Summer: I bet big brother is watching me through the cameras in my cell phone right now. Laughing at me. Listening to my every word through my microphone. Collecting all my data and tracking where I am at at all times. Now they are using some advanced military grade technology to keep my phone from working properly. They are like... scrambling my phone, it's true!
Summer screamed out in frustration.
Summer: YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME!! THE CABAL WON'T EVER STOP ME!!
Summer yelled out crazily to no one in particular. Renee waved her hand to get Summer Rae's attention. Summer snapped out of her rant momentarily and stared at Renee.
Summer: What do you want? Why are you even here right now? You're part of the Illuminati aren't you?!
Renee: No - I... I have no idea what you're talking about, I just-
Summer: No! You could be some new A.I prototype sent to gather intel on me. MAN you look real life like...
Summer pinched Renee's cheek with her thumb and index finger and shook her head.
Summer: Well... more lifelike than that Sophia joke. Did you hear she wants a kid already? She's a robot! Like you! I'm not stupid, Renee. I know the REAL Renee Young when I see her and YOU'RE. NOT. HER! I know your trickery. You're here to hack into my cell phone, steal my information. I'm onto you! I have this very important video to post to my subscribers online in order to get information out and wake the masses. But no, my cell phone has no internet service. Convenient. I paid my bill on time, there is no reason for this. Other than it all started to malfunction when YOU showed up. You internet sucking robot freak!
Renee: Summer... you don't have your WiFi turned on....
Renee Young pushed a button on Summer's phone. Summer looked down and all the anger melted from her face.
Summer: Oh! Hahhhh I so knew that. I was just testing you and all. Good eye.... robot.
Summer whispered the last part. Renee turned to look at Summer.
Renee: What was that?
Summer: ...What?
Summer stared blankly and played stupid. Renee Young sighed and shook her head.
Renee: Anyways, I just wanted to ask about your match tonight against newcomer Asuka-
Summer: Like I have the time to waste talking about Kung-Fu Panda Express, I have a vlog to post!!
Summer brushed off Renee Young and ran off down the hallway trying to post her video and not paying attention to anything else. Renee shrugged at the camera as it faded to black.