The Legend of LeRae: Enter The Gospels of Hardy
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:06 pm
Last week on EBWF Warfare Jeff Hardy defeated Mary Scurll to become the new EBWF Breakout Champion. Candice on the other hand suffered defeat at the hands on the Women's Royal Rumble winner Alexa Bliss. This week the couple will be teaming up to face Marty Scurll and Nikki Cross at House of Havoc. Can the couple be successful in their very first match together or does it just spell disaster?
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Candice LeRae is seen looking into the mirror of Jeff’s house in Cameron, North Carolina. She is using the mirror to pull her blonde hair up into a ponytail, until she notices something in the mirror. Getting a closer look, she’d realize that it seemed like she’s wearing contacts that are blacked out - making her hazel orbs look completely black.
Candice LeRae: “What the hell….”
She blinks her eyes for a moment, her hues returning to normal, as a small chuckle escaped her mouth.
Candice LeRae: “Hah. Must’ve just been something in this mirror. Jeff uses it all the time, so I’m sure he’s done something to it.”
Ruby, Jeff’s eldest daughter, walks into the bathroom with a big grin
Ruby Hardy: “Mommy! Pizza’s here! Daddy and I are waiting for you downstairs!”
Jeff was already in the kitchen grabbing plates down from the cabinet he would set them down along with some glasses. The camera cuts over to Candice and Ruby walking down the stairs. Candice smiles over at Jeff as they came into the kitchen.
Candice LeRae: “Well, hey there my smokin’ tag team partner this weekend, ANDDDDDDD the new EBWF breakout champion!”
Jeff: Looking forward to stepping into the ring together for the first time beautiful?
Candice LeRae: “Of course I am. We’re going to make them sorry that they’re even going to be stepping into the ring with us. I mean, Nikki Cross? Girl looks like she hasn’t showered in days. If she needs a road buddy, I’d happily travel with her, and drop subtle hints by putting the hotel shower bottles into her bed as she sleeps. Or you know, I could just wash her hair as she sleeps. Or would that be mean of me? But seriously… EBWF expects me to touch that? I have standards. I’m going to have to take a seriously long bubble bath once we’re done beating them down. And don’t even get me started on Marty. Does he thinks he’s a bird? He’s got a nose big enough. Oh well, at least we’re in London.”
Jeff: Look I will take care of Marty. He is already nothing to me. I took care of him last week when I procured the EBWF Breakout Championship and I will do it again with you by my side. Nikki Cross is another story. I am not really sure what her deal is. Baby Nera has better hygiene then her and she is only two! That is downright embarrassing. I don’t really know what to think of it all but I know that this is our first steps. After this we will be on our way to taking the EBWF Tag Team Championships! I don’t care which team is the champion at the end of the night because we are coming for them!
Candice LeRae: “You’re absolutely right, babe. I love how you completely left Marty out of it. You’re right. He’s irrelevant anyways. He couldn’t beat you. That makes him irrelevant. So irrelevant that he has to pair up with that…. That… gosh. Son of a nutcracker… I don’t want to say anything bad in front of Ruby. You know, this pizza smells like victory. Which is what we’ll be making at our first pay-per-view together. But, I wouldn’t talk about the tag team championships… that title of yours looks pretty….. KIDDING. Totally kidding. It’d be really embarrassing for your own girlfriend to pin you in the ring. But, no, I’m kidding. We could take the tag team championships, and you could be a dual champion. I mean, you’ve already accomplished so much? Why not accomplish more? But… there was something in the mirror earlier? Or I was just going crazy. Actually, forget that. You’ll just think I’ve had too much donuts.”
Candice nervously looked over at him. Jeff looked at her for a moment. He shook his head a bit when she mentioned the mirror. He still wasn’t entirely sure if what he saw last week was real or him just trying to cope with losing his match for the EBWF Gateway Championship. He shook his head again.
Jeff: I am sure it was nothing Cupcake! I am ready for this match. There is nothing the two of us can’t do together. Marty got a taste of what I can dish out last week and at House of Havoc he is going to get it again. The two of us are walking away with this victory. I won my championship and we are gonna get you one as well. Whether it be a tag team championship, the EBWF Women’s title or hell let’s get you both of them. You are the best woman on this roster! Alexa Bliss she got lucky last week and she got lucky in the Royal Rumble. You will be the champion in no time! And we will both be at the top of the EBWF mountain and there is nothing anyone can do about that!
Candice LeRae: “You’re right. Just hit him with another Swanton, and go for the 1-2-3. I’ll take care of Cross. I’ll regret it when I smell like a wet dog, but I’ll take care of her. But, please. Don’t do me any favors. I mean, I already get glares in the hallway for dating the Breakout champion by all of the guys -- don’t want the girls doing the same. It’s not as fun to beat them up for talking shit. Yeah, yeah. I’d rather not talk about the situation with Bliss.. I almost had it. It got taken away from me. But don’t worry, third time is always the charm. You’re right, though! We’ll take this company by storm, and we’ll do it together.”
Ruby Hardy: “Guyssssssss! The pizza is getting cold! And I want to spend time with you both before you go and beat up the bad guys..”
Jeff chuckled a bit before opening the box of pizza and placing a slice on Ruby’s plate.
Jeff: Apple juice princess?
Ruby nodded her head as Jeff got to his feet and grabbed the apple juice into her glass.
Jeff:And for you babe?
Candice LeRae: “I’ll just take a Sundrop. Thank you, babe. When we get back, mind checking that mirror out for me? We won’t have time tonight. Our flight leaves within two hours to London.”
Jeff nodded and grabbed a Coke and a Sundrop from the fridge. Placing it on the table.
Jeff:Sure not a problem I can take a look when get back. Matt should be here soon to pick up Ruby. Now Ruby please behave your Uncle Matt and Aunt Reby
Ruby Hardy: I am always good Daddy! Don’t worry!
She gave him a smile as Jeff took a seat at the table and grabbed a slice of pizza and placed it on Candice’s plate and then one on his.
Candice LeRae: “Thank you, babe. Now, let’s eat. Gotta fuel up before we kick some ass.”
Jeff nodded his head as the camera focused on them eating for a moment before finally cutting away to static.
[This is a collaboration post between Thom and Steph, decided it’d be easier this way, and more fun for us to write. Hope that’s alright, if it’s a problem, we won’t do this next time!]
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Candice LeRae is seen looking into the mirror of Jeff’s house in Cameron, North Carolina. She is using the mirror to pull her blonde hair up into a ponytail, until she notices something in the mirror. Getting a closer look, she’d realize that it seemed like she’s wearing contacts that are blacked out - making her hazel orbs look completely black.
Candice LeRae: “What the hell….”
She blinks her eyes for a moment, her hues returning to normal, as a small chuckle escaped her mouth.
Candice LeRae: “Hah. Must’ve just been something in this mirror. Jeff uses it all the time, so I’m sure he’s done something to it.”
Ruby, Jeff’s eldest daughter, walks into the bathroom with a big grin
Ruby Hardy: “Mommy! Pizza’s here! Daddy and I are waiting for you downstairs!”
Jeff was already in the kitchen grabbing plates down from the cabinet he would set them down along with some glasses. The camera cuts over to Candice and Ruby walking down the stairs. Candice smiles over at Jeff as they came into the kitchen.
Candice LeRae: “Well, hey there my smokin’ tag team partner this weekend, ANDDDDDDD the new EBWF breakout champion!”
Jeff: Looking forward to stepping into the ring together for the first time beautiful?
Candice LeRae: “Of course I am. We’re going to make them sorry that they’re even going to be stepping into the ring with us. I mean, Nikki Cross? Girl looks like she hasn’t showered in days. If she needs a road buddy, I’d happily travel with her, and drop subtle hints by putting the hotel shower bottles into her bed as she sleeps. Or you know, I could just wash her hair as she sleeps. Or would that be mean of me? But seriously… EBWF expects me to touch that? I have standards. I’m going to have to take a seriously long bubble bath once we’re done beating them down. And don’t even get me started on Marty. Does he thinks he’s a bird? He’s got a nose big enough. Oh well, at least we’re in London.”
Jeff: Look I will take care of Marty. He is already nothing to me. I took care of him last week when I procured the EBWF Breakout Championship and I will do it again with you by my side. Nikki Cross is another story. I am not really sure what her deal is. Baby Nera has better hygiene then her and she is only two! That is downright embarrassing. I don’t really know what to think of it all but I know that this is our first steps. After this we will be on our way to taking the EBWF Tag Team Championships! I don’t care which team is the champion at the end of the night because we are coming for them!
Candice LeRae: “You’re absolutely right, babe. I love how you completely left Marty out of it. You’re right. He’s irrelevant anyways. He couldn’t beat you. That makes him irrelevant. So irrelevant that he has to pair up with that…. That… gosh. Son of a nutcracker… I don’t want to say anything bad in front of Ruby. You know, this pizza smells like victory. Which is what we’ll be making at our first pay-per-view together. But, I wouldn’t talk about the tag team championships… that title of yours looks pretty….. KIDDING. Totally kidding. It’d be really embarrassing for your own girlfriend to pin you in the ring. But, no, I’m kidding. We could take the tag team championships, and you could be a dual champion. I mean, you’ve already accomplished so much? Why not accomplish more? But… there was something in the mirror earlier? Or I was just going crazy. Actually, forget that. You’ll just think I’ve had too much donuts.”
Candice nervously looked over at him. Jeff looked at her for a moment. He shook his head a bit when she mentioned the mirror. He still wasn’t entirely sure if what he saw last week was real or him just trying to cope with losing his match for the EBWF Gateway Championship. He shook his head again.
Jeff: I am sure it was nothing Cupcake! I am ready for this match. There is nothing the two of us can’t do together. Marty got a taste of what I can dish out last week and at House of Havoc he is going to get it again. The two of us are walking away with this victory. I won my championship and we are gonna get you one as well. Whether it be a tag team championship, the EBWF Women’s title or hell let’s get you both of them. You are the best woman on this roster! Alexa Bliss she got lucky last week and she got lucky in the Royal Rumble. You will be the champion in no time! And we will both be at the top of the EBWF mountain and there is nothing anyone can do about that!
Candice LeRae: “You’re right. Just hit him with another Swanton, and go for the 1-2-3. I’ll take care of Cross. I’ll regret it when I smell like a wet dog, but I’ll take care of her. But, please. Don’t do me any favors. I mean, I already get glares in the hallway for dating the Breakout champion by all of the guys -- don’t want the girls doing the same. It’s not as fun to beat them up for talking shit. Yeah, yeah. I’d rather not talk about the situation with Bliss.. I almost had it. It got taken away from me. But don’t worry, third time is always the charm. You’re right, though! We’ll take this company by storm, and we’ll do it together.”
Ruby Hardy: “Guyssssssss! The pizza is getting cold! And I want to spend time with you both before you go and beat up the bad guys..”
Jeff chuckled a bit before opening the box of pizza and placing a slice on Ruby’s plate.
Jeff: Apple juice princess?
Ruby nodded her head as Jeff got to his feet and grabbed the apple juice into her glass.
Jeff:And for you babe?
Candice LeRae: “I’ll just take a Sundrop. Thank you, babe. When we get back, mind checking that mirror out for me? We won’t have time tonight. Our flight leaves within two hours to London.”
Jeff nodded and grabbed a Coke and a Sundrop from the fridge. Placing it on the table.
Jeff:Sure not a problem I can take a look when get back. Matt should be here soon to pick up Ruby. Now Ruby please behave your Uncle Matt and Aunt Reby
Ruby Hardy: I am always good Daddy! Don’t worry!
She gave him a smile as Jeff took a seat at the table and grabbed a slice of pizza and placed it on Candice’s plate and then one on his.
Candice LeRae: “Thank you, babe. Now, let’s eat. Gotta fuel up before we kick some ass.”
Jeff nodded his head as the camera focused on them eating for a moment before finally cutting away to static.
[This is a collaboration post between Thom and Steph, decided it’d be easier this way, and more fun for us to write. Hope that’s alright, if it’s a problem, we won’t do this next time!]