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Like usual, Bully Ray was pissed off and standing in front of a brick wall. Only this time it had an American flag hanging from it. His gear was branded 5150 and he casually swung his signature steel chain.
Bully Ray: So this Monday night on Warfare I’m facing Hulk Hogan?
His voice grew intensely loud.
Bully Ray: REALLY? REALLY? SHUT UP MIZ! I’M BEING SERIOUS! WHO IN THE HELL LET HULK HOGAN IN THE FRICKING BUILDING? NOW, I KNOW WESLY IS A PRETTY SMAT MAN, BUT WHAT THE FRICK?
Bully took his phone out his pocket and began typing a message, more than likely posting something on Twitter.
Bully Ray: I USE TWITTAH WHILE I’M ON YOUTUBE, THE SOCAL MEDIA MESSAH!
He finished his message and put his phone back in his pocket.
Bully Ray: HULK HOGAN DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TWITTAH IS! HE PROBALLY IS STILL SENDING TELLAGRAMS! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE GETTTING IN THE RING WITH AN OLD ASS MAN LIKE HOGAN? IT’S LIKE SENDING THE LAMBS TO SLAUGHTER OR BETTER YET, FEEDING A PYTHON TO CALVZILLA!
This was the perfect moment for him to show off his chiseled calf muscles.
Bully Ray: I DON’T WANNA WRESLTE HULK HOGAN. A VICTORY OVER HIM MEANS ABOUT AS MUCH TO ME AS MAKING HORSWOGGLE CRY FOR HIS MAMA. IT’S TOO EASY! THIS MONDAY NIGHT, I’M GONNA DO WHAT I DO BEST, HURT PEOPLE. HULK HOGAN, I HAVE A 25 INCH TABLE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. SO YOU BETTER EAT YOUR VITAMINS AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS, BECAUSE GOD & BROTHA DEVON COMBINED COULDN’T SAVE YOU FROM THIS ASS KICKING!
He got closer to the camera to speak his final words.
Bully Ray: RUN WILD ALL YOU WANT HOGAN, I DARE YA. HELL, I DARE YA TO EVEN WALK TO THE RING COME MONDAY NIGHT, BECAUSE I TRULY HAVE NO INTENTION OF YOU WALKING OUT! YOU MUST OF FORGOT JUST WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?! I’M BULLY FRICKING RAY, THE BIG BAD, MEAN LEAN, TWITTAH MACHINE AND I DON’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR LEGACY. I DON’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOU BEING AN ICON. I'M A REAL AMERICAN! I’M FROM NEW YORK MOTHA TRUCKING CITY! MONDAY NIGHT, I END HULKAMANIA ONCE AND FOR ALL AND PROVE TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT BULLY RAY IS JUST ONE MEAN SON OF A BITCH.
He hit the camera with the chain and the feed faded out to complete static.
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