Cedric Who?
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:21 pm
Marty Scurll is standing in a dark room when the camera approaches him. He has a look of happiness on his face.
Scurll: Ladies and gentlemen, I did it. I ended my losing streak with a win at the grandest stage of them all, Wrestlemania. I destroyed Wade Barrett and left him lying in the middle of the ring. Next, I’m going to be your King of the Ring.
Scurll takes a crown from the ground and puts it on his head.
Scurll: However, before I take my rightful throne, I have to face Cedric Alexander.
Scurll tries to keep a straight face, but bursts into laughter.
Scurll: God this is gonna be fun. 10 fingers to be broken. Then I hit him with a Bird of Prey and I get to go back to the hotel and rewatch Jimmy Havoc getting decimated at Wrestlemania. So, I’ll see you all at King of the Ring!
Scurll ends the segment by walking away into the darkness.
Scurll: Ladies and gentlemen, I did it. I ended my losing streak with a win at the grandest stage of them all, Wrestlemania. I destroyed Wade Barrett and left him lying in the middle of the ring. Next, I’m going to be your King of the Ring.
Scurll takes a crown from the ground and puts it on his head.
Scurll: However, before I take my rightful throne, I have to face Cedric Alexander.
Scurll tries to keep a straight face, but bursts into laughter.
Scurll: God this is gonna be fun. 10 fingers to be broken. Then I hit him with a Bird of Prey and I get to go back to the hotel and rewatch Jimmy Havoc getting decimated at Wrestlemania. So, I’ll see you all at King of the Ring!
Scurll ends the segment by walking away into the darkness.