Pulling The Reigns
Posted: Mon May 07, 2018 8:53 pm
* Sorry for this being rushed. I just got back from a week long vacation in Florida. Didn't have much time. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! :) *
Bobby Roode: Hello boys and girls, my name is “The Glorious One” Bobby Roode. I’d like to welcome you to the first episode of The Roode Review where yours truly, Bobby Roode… That’s me… will be giving some in sight and some person opinions, on the things that were said leading up to Warfare this week, and the action that took place in the ring on Warfare itself. Buckle up, it’s gonna be one hell of a ride… Roode Review time!
.:: Cut screen came on showing various videos of Bobby Roode hitting the Glorious DDT on EBWF superstars and closed on showing Roode with his hand being raised in victory as the words “The Roode Review” came up over his face. The screen cut back to Roode ::.
Bobby Roode: You know this show is going to be something amazing because they didn’t hold back on any expenses on our graphics. Top notch guys. Very impressed… *Roode rolls his eyes* ANYWAY, let’s not waste any more time and let’s jump ass first in to the action… Oh wait, I have no idea what happened this past week. That’s because last week I was awarded the week off. I say awarded because I know what some of the haters are going to say. Hater number one, Seth Rollins, is going to say that I took the week off because I have been wrestling for a couple months straight and my “old” body can’t handle that action. Hater number two, Tommy End, is going to say I had the week off so I could recover from my match with him a couple of weeks ago. The match that I won, after planting him with a Glorious DDT, like I promised him I would. And finally, haters number three through the rest are going to say I had the week off because I’m not a big draw for the Ikeda’s. None of these ideas are even remotely close to being correct. First, I am in good enough condition to wrestle ever week for as long as I am breathing. Second, I handed Tommy End’s ass to him two weeks ago. Simply put, there was no recovery from that whooping I handed him. And last, I was begged… BEGGED… to wrestle and make an appearance last week. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, everything I touch turns to gold. Every appearance I make, turns an ordinary show a glorious show! So why did I take last week off? Now, that nots something you peasants deserve to know. All you, and every single guy in the back need to know is, my time off last week allowed me to fill this bad boy out.
.:: Roode pulled out a piece of paper that had been filled out ::.
Bobby Roode: This is the King of the Ring application that every superstar in the tournament has to fill out. I know some of you out there aren’t the smartest people, so I will explain simple enough for even you to understand. I will be participating in the King of the Ring tournament, and spoiler, I will be winning the King of the Ring tournament! For the first time in EBWF history, the King will restore some glory to the throne!
Bobby Roode: Something else I was able to do this past week was prepare for my next dismantling, which will be happening against Roman Reigns. Congrats Roman, you have done the smartest thing in your life and have made the jump to EBWF. On one hand, this is the best move you have made your whole entire wrestling career. On the other hand, however, this is the dumbest move you have ever made in your career. Why is it dumb? Because, unlike the company you came from, there are no real weeks off here. Sure, I make some matches look really easy, IE Tommy End, but that was simply because of the caliber of competitor I am. Someone who is less talented than myself, say, you Roman Reigns, will struggle in every single match you have here… starting this week with me! Roman, in the past you have made comments about being the big dog. And the ring being your hard. That may have worked for you over in What are we Watching Entertainment, but here in EBWF, that ring is my playground. My playground where I perfect my craft, where I show all the other kids that I am better than they ever will be. And as far as being the big dog… how’s that saying go? Oh, yes, the bigger they are… they harder they fall! Fall is something you will do Monday night, when I plant you face first in to the mat, and you fall victim to the future EBWF King of the Ring!
Bobby Roode: Hello boys and girls, my name is “The Glorious One” Bobby Roode. I’d like to welcome you to the first episode of The Roode Review where yours truly, Bobby Roode… That’s me… will be giving some in sight and some person opinions, on the things that were said leading up to Warfare this week, and the action that took place in the ring on Warfare itself. Buckle up, it’s gonna be one hell of a ride… Roode Review time!
.:: Cut screen came on showing various videos of Bobby Roode hitting the Glorious DDT on EBWF superstars and closed on showing Roode with his hand being raised in victory as the words “The Roode Review” came up over his face. The screen cut back to Roode ::.
Bobby Roode: You know this show is going to be something amazing because they didn’t hold back on any expenses on our graphics. Top notch guys. Very impressed… *Roode rolls his eyes* ANYWAY, let’s not waste any more time and let’s jump ass first in to the action… Oh wait, I have no idea what happened this past week. That’s because last week I was awarded the week off. I say awarded because I know what some of the haters are going to say. Hater number one, Seth Rollins, is going to say that I took the week off because I have been wrestling for a couple months straight and my “old” body can’t handle that action. Hater number two, Tommy End, is going to say I had the week off so I could recover from my match with him a couple of weeks ago. The match that I won, after planting him with a Glorious DDT, like I promised him I would. And finally, haters number three through the rest are going to say I had the week off because I’m not a big draw for the Ikeda’s. None of these ideas are even remotely close to being correct. First, I am in good enough condition to wrestle ever week for as long as I am breathing. Second, I handed Tommy End’s ass to him two weeks ago. Simply put, there was no recovery from that whooping I handed him. And last, I was begged… BEGGED… to wrestle and make an appearance last week. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, everything I touch turns to gold. Every appearance I make, turns an ordinary show a glorious show! So why did I take last week off? Now, that nots something you peasants deserve to know. All you, and every single guy in the back need to know is, my time off last week allowed me to fill this bad boy out.
.:: Roode pulled out a piece of paper that had been filled out ::.
Bobby Roode: This is the King of the Ring application that every superstar in the tournament has to fill out. I know some of you out there aren’t the smartest people, so I will explain simple enough for even you to understand. I will be participating in the King of the Ring tournament, and spoiler, I will be winning the King of the Ring tournament! For the first time in EBWF history, the King will restore some glory to the throne!
Bobby Roode: Something else I was able to do this past week was prepare for my next dismantling, which will be happening against Roman Reigns. Congrats Roman, you have done the smartest thing in your life and have made the jump to EBWF. On one hand, this is the best move you have made your whole entire wrestling career. On the other hand, however, this is the dumbest move you have ever made in your career. Why is it dumb? Because, unlike the company you came from, there are no real weeks off here. Sure, I make some matches look really easy, IE Tommy End, but that was simply because of the caliber of competitor I am. Someone who is less talented than myself, say, you Roman Reigns, will struggle in every single match you have here… starting this week with me! Roman, in the past you have made comments about being the big dog. And the ring being your hard. That may have worked for you over in What are we Watching Entertainment, but here in EBWF, that ring is my playground. My playground where I perfect my craft, where I show all the other kids that I am better than they ever will be. And as far as being the big dog… how’s that saying go? Oh, yes, the bigger they are… they harder they fall! Fall is something you will do Monday night, when I plant you face first in to the mat, and you fall victim to the future EBWF King of the Ring!