Stellar
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:39 pm
~The shared apartment of A.J. Lee and Kaitlyn was the scene. A.J. had sat up a mini-camera on a small table placed in front of her to record her as she sat on her couch. She was, for unknown reasons, dressed in her ring gear. In her hands was a Sega Genesis controller and midi-chip music could be heard coming from the television. She began to speak while she pressed a few buttons and stared at the screen.~
A.J. Lee: If anyone is wondering...I'm wearing my ring stuff for a very important reason. It's just in case criminals or intergalactic threats decide to come barging in. I have to be prepared, ya know?
~She played too many video games and read too many comic books, obviously.~
A.J. Lee: Sometimes I just want to play Shining Force and eat Cosmic Brownies. But I can't. Because I have a title to defend!
~A.J. took her championship, which was resting on a cushion beside her, and threw it over her shoulder.~
A.J. Lee: And I think I've done a pretty good job of that. I've had this sucker since April. Which is cool because that's what the "A" in A.J. stands for! Anyhow, I'm proud that I've had this title this long and I did it by beating Torrie Wilson. And I've taken on all comers! And not have I taken them on, I've beaten every last one of them!
~The small young woman sprung to her feet in a heroic type manner.~
A.J. Lee: And I know I'm not exactly what people think of when they think "WOMEN'S CHAMPION". I look like I'm twelve. I don't have blond hair. When I wear this title over my shoulder for a really long time it starts to hurt. And when I wrap it around my waist I almost feel like I'm going to topple over. I don't have ginormous boobs. I mean, I do have a nice butt...
~She glanced back and gave her behind a few little pats~
A.J. Lee: ...Just sayin'. ANYWAY, my point is...
~A.J. was interrupted by her cell phone ringing which was a 16-bit version of Incubus' "Stellar". She began to sing along.~
A.J. Lee: Meet me in outeeeeeeeer space. We could spend theeeeeee night. Watch the Earth come up. I've grown tired of thaaaaaat---
~The champion paused and chucked her cell phone across the room where it landed with a thud. She took a deep breath.~
A.J. Lee: No, no. Have to focus. My POINT IS...I am different. Breaking molds? Maybe. And my opponent at Summer Slam, Maryse, wants things to be different. She wants the Diva's here to be viewed differently. I'm all for that! Like totes. It would almost be admirable...if...ya know...it was coming from anyone other than Maryse. And she's even joined up with scummy, scum, scum Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman!
~A.J. pointed at the camera and paused as her face scrunched up.~
A.J. Lee: You...look like a white Shrek! And that makes Maryse the donkey! And I guess Paige is Puss In Boots or something. So she has done all this to get noticed. Again it's very admirable. And again it WOULD be if it wasn't coming from Maryse. Even though you are super gorgeous you really are just a rude, vile and nasty person. I don't think there's anything you wouldn't do to get your name in lights. I mean anything. X-Rated, Hentai porno stuff! But I'm not sure if this is really you. Because you are a very determined and strong willed woman. So is all this innuendo just another way for you to get attention or are you really just that big of a...well...are you really this big of a massive ho?
~She shrugged her tiny shoulders~
A.J. Lee: I don't know. But I do know that one of those people I defended my title against was Maryse. So she went all the way back to the drawing board and won the Queen Of The Ring just so she could get another crack at me. There's that word again! Admirable! But she weren't satisfied with her title shot. Maryse and Little-Miss-Goth-Pants Paige threw me into the ring steps and busted me open. Which HURT, may I add. If this were Ghouls and Ghosts, or Ghosts and Goblins, I would have lost my armor for sure. So now I know the depths that she will sink in order to steal my title away from me. But I got right back up, threw on my Bat-Girl costume, and here I am! Ready for Summer Slam and ready to put a hurtin' on ol' Fifi!
~A.J. flexed a small muscle~
A.J. Lee: "A.J. vs Maryse: ROUND TWO. THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. COMING SUMMER 2012."
~She paused and tapped at her chin~
A.J. Lee: ...I wonder who would play me? I hope someone who is ace at being a champion because that's exactly what I'm going to be after Summer Slam. I guess Maryse can go off and try to find some other form of media to conquer after I conquer her. Yep, Maryse is gonna lose to some five foot nothin' barely one hundred pound, UN-glamorous "little girl"...AGAIN. That will probably eat her up but she's just gonna have to learn to live with it.
~A.J. placed her hands on her hips and posed but soon sighed.~
A.J. Lee: It really doesn't work without the cape and heroic fanfare. Use your imaginations!
~She flopped back onto the couch and reclaimed her controller.~
A.J. Lee: Now if you will excuse. I've got dudes to level up. ...Also still prepared should any super villain decide that today is his and or her day to unfurl their evil plan.
~The A.D.D. ridden champion's tongue poked from the corner of her mouth as her eyes became fixated on the game.~
A.J. Lee: ...Oh. Right. Taping this myself. Therefore I have to turn it off myself. Double duh.
~After a quick wink, she reached over to turn her mini-cam off.~
A.J. Lee: If anyone is wondering...I'm wearing my ring stuff for a very important reason. It's just in case criminals or intergalactic threats decide to come barging in. I have to be prepared, ya know?
~She played too many video games and read too many comic books, obviously.~
A.J. Lee: Sometimes I just want to play Shining Force and eat Cosmic Brownies. But I can't. Because I have a title to defend!
~A.J. took her championship, which was resting on a cushion beside her, and threw it over her shoulder.~
A.J. Lee: And I think I've done a pretty good job of that. I've had this sucker since April. Which is cool because that's what the "A" in A.J. stands for! Anyhow, I'm proud that I've had this title this long and I did it by beating Torrie Wilson. And I've taken on all comers! And not have I taken them on, I've beaten every last one of them!
~The small young woman sprung to her feet in a heroic type manner.~
A.J. Lee: And I know I'm not exactly what people think of when they think "WOMEN'S CHAMPION". I look like I'm twelve. I don't have blond hair. When I wear this title over my shoulder for a really long time it starts to hurt. And when I wrap it around my waist I almost feel like I'm going to topple over. I don't have ginormous boobs. I mean, I do have a nice butt...
~She glanced back and gave her behind a few little pats~
A.J. Lee: ...Just sayin'. ANYWAY, my point is...
~A.J. was interrupted by her cell phone ringing which was a 16-bit version of Incubus' "Stellar". She began to sing along.~
A.J. Lee: Meet me in outeeeeeeeer space. We could spend theeeeeee night. Watch the Earth come up. I've grown tired of thaaaaaat---
~The champion paused and chucked her cell phone across the room where it landed with a thud. She took a deep breath.~
A.J. Lee: No, no. Have to focus. My POINT IS...I am different. Breaking molds? Maybe. And my opponent at Summer Slam, Maryse, wants things to be different. She wants the Diva's here to be viewed differently. I'm all for that! Like totes. It would almost be admirable...if...ya know...it was coming from anyone other than Maryse. And she's even joined up with scummy, scum, scum Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman!
~A.J. pointed at the camera and paused as her face scrunched up.~
A.J. Lee: You...look like a white Shrek! And that makes Maryse the donkey! And I guess Paige is Puss In Boots or something. So she has done all this to get noticed. Again it's very admirable. And again it WOULD be if it wasn't coming from Maryse. Even though you are super gorgeous you really are just a rude, vile and nasty person. I don't think there's anything you wouldn't do to get your name in lights. I mean anything. X-Rated, Hentai porno stuff! But I'm not sure if this is really you. Because you are a very determined and strong willed woman. So is all this innuendo just another way for you to get attention or are you really just that big of a...well...are you really this big of a massive ho?
~She shrugged her tiny shoulders~
A.J. Lee: I don't know. But I do know that one of those people I defended my title against was Maryse. So she went all the way back to the drawing board and won the Queen Of The Ring just so she could get another crack at me. There's that word again! Admirable! But she weren't satisfied with her title shot. Maryse and Little-Miss-Goth-Pants Paige threw me into the ring steps and busted me open. Which HURT, may I add. If this were Ghouls and Ghosts, or Ghosts and Goblins, I would have lost my armor for sure. So now I know the depths that she will sink in order to steal my title away from me. But I got right back up, threw on my Bat-Girl costume, and here I am! Ready for Summer Slam and ready to put a hurtin' on ol' Fifi!
~A.J. flexed a small muscle~
A.J. Lee: "A.J. vs Maryse: ROUND TWO. THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. COMING SUMMER 2012."
~She paused and tapped at her chin~
A.J. Lee: ...I wonder who would play me? I hope someone who is ace at being a champion because that's exactly what I'm going to be after Summer Slam. I guess Maryse can go off and try to find some other form of media to conquer after I conquer her. Yep, Maryse is gonna lose to some five foot nothin' barely one hundred pound, UN-glamorous "little girl"...AGAIN. That will probably eat her up but she's just gonna have to learn to live with it.
~A.J. placed her hands on her hips and posed but soon sighed.~
A.J. Lee: It really doesn't work without the cape and heroic fanfare. Use your imaginations!
~She flopped back onto the couch and reclaimed her controller.~
A.J. Lee: Now if you will excuse. I've got dudes to level up. ...Also still prepared should any super villain decide that today is his and or her day to unfurl their evil plan.
~The A.D.D. ridden champion's tongue poked from the corner of her mouth as her eyes became fixated on the game.~
A.J. Lee: ...Oh. Right. Taping this myself. Therefore I have to turn it off myself. Double duh.
~After a quick wink, she reached over to turn her mini-cam off.~
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