The End.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:08 pm
The scene opens up with James Corden introducing the Late Late Show on CBS. James was stood in front of his set, in a blue suit and tie. He stood with his hands in his pockets.
James Corden: Welcome Everybody to The Late Late Show, my name is James Corden!
The studio audienced whooped and shouted.
James Corden: In the news today Donald Trump’s office have advised that talks are moving much quicker than expected, did you hear about this? Talks are moving much quicker, Sounds like Kim is just trying to leave as soon as he can!
The studio audience laughed.
James Corden: You know its mad when the Supreme Leader of North Korea is trying to get out ASAP! We should send in James Franco and Seth Rogen to sort that out eh?
The audience laughed again.
James Corden: We’ve got some great guests lined up for you tonight, we’ve got returning star of Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom Jeff Goldbum!
The audience “ooo’d”
James Corden: Here to talk about his new album God’s Favourite Customer, its Father John Misty!
The audience “ooo’d” again.
James Corden: and lastly, my first guest is probably the most prolific British Professional Wrestler of the modern era. He’s my hometown hero, its Jimmy Havoc! Now Reggie, are you a fan of Professional Wrestling?
James turned to Reggie who was in the band stand.
Reggie Watts: Nah man. It’s all fake acting and stuff right?
James Corden: I wouldnt say fake, the wrestlers themselves get hurt.
Reggie Watts: Pantomime though right, acrobats get hurt too.
As Reggie was talking, “I Hope You Suffer” by AFI played. The crowd cheered. Jimmy appeared from the curtain in casual wear but had his long trenchcoat and mask on, he stared down Reggie as he got closer to him.
Reggie Watts: I was just playing man. Look, Im sorry!
Jimmy removed his mask and laughed, the two fist bumped and Jimmy walked over to Corden before hugging him and taking a seat.
James Corden: Jimmy Havoc everyone!
The audience clapped.
Jimmy Havoc: Yeah, Thanks!
James Corden: It’s good to have you here Jimmy, thanks for the tweet aswell! We’d have never done this had you not tagged me in that tweet.
Jimmy Havoc: Yeah, AJ and Miz went on chat shows so why shouldn’t I? Plus, you’re from London like me so my humour works on you.
James Corden: Exactly! Thanks for coming on! Now, I’ve had Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Dave Batista, John Cena and now you on this show but you’re...err a bit different from them right?
Jimmy Havoc: I have never appeared in a movie, you are correct James.
James Corden: I mean in the ring, you’re abit different.
Jimmy Havoc: What? You mean the fact that I’ve often feigned cutting up bodies and swearing a lot? Did Rocky or Dave never do that? Huh, maybe not!
The audience laughed.
James Corden: Exactly! You’ve been in trouble with the FCC a lot, you’ve had numerous complaints from Mums against EBWF. What’s going on?
Jimmy smiled wide.
Jimmy Havoc: I’ve even had emails from people complaining about me in my personal email. I’ve framed some of them, it just means I’m doing something right to be honest. I’ve always been a proprietor of pushing boundaries and never settling for safe. It’s the likes of PJ, AJ, Miz to draw fans it, it’s my job to make sure they come back next week. I want people to feel like, well, What's Havoc going to do next? I need to find out! That sort of stuff, I vow to be unpredictable because that’s who I am. Abit Different, abit messed up and definitely not the usual mold of professional wrestlers but that’s why Chris Jericho hired me, because I wasn’t the usual. Chris Jericho himself isn’t the usual wrestler, he came to fruition amongst the best in the world and declared himself the Best in the world and I definitely myself like that too. Don’t get me wrong, PJ and AJ are better wrestlers than me, Miz has more charisma than me but no-one does Jimmy Havoc like me. It’s how I’ve been able to be stay top for as long as I can, well that and the fact that these people seemed to like me.
The crowd clapped.
James Corden: That’s wonderful. Right now you’re in a tournament right? King of the Ring?
James showed a photo of Havoc in the ring from the previous week delivering the Acid Rainmaker too The Rock.
James Corden: That’s you, and that’s Dwayne John on the receiving end of a punch!
Jimmy Havoc: Acid Rainmaker. That’s my big move, Just a stiff bloody clothesline. Yeah I made my return from injury last week to enter King of the Ring and beat The Rock, that was awesome.
James Corden: You were injured? What happened there?
Jimmy winced.
Jimmy Havoc: I’ve always had a bad knee, sort of recurring for me but thankfully for the first 2 years in EBWF I could go through the pain. Unfortunately I hit the breaking point on it at Wrestlemania’s Main Event against Wes Ikeda, we’d been building for months towards this huge blowoff match between Havoc and Ikeda, Havoc had been mad at management for a while. Even became the GM and ruined Warfare for a while, eventually Ikeda came back and the match was set. The absolute greatest match I’ve ever had in my life and I don’t regret anything, Yeah I had to take some time off afterwards but I’d go through surgery and the pain every time if you offered me it. Wes is one of the nicest and respectful men I’ve ever had the privilege to call my boss and my friend, to be able to do that with him was beautiful. To be able to do Main Event at the Greatest show of them all, was something I’d never thought I’d do...in a deathmatch no less!
James Corden: And now you’re back! You’re wrestling on Warfare tomorrow right?
Jimmy Havoc: Yup. I’m facing an old friend in the wonderful Tommy End. Someone I’ve fought a few times in the older days in the U.K, he taught me a lot about the business that I had got yet. I owe him a lot.
James Corden: Yeah but you’re gonna kick his arse right?
Jimmy Havoc: Damn right. I got finished my promo for it yesterday, filming usually takes a full day for me. Often I’ll do these dark mysterious promos, keep up the appearance of being a psycho you know?
James Corden: Oh wow. A full day?
Jimmy Havoc: Yup. Normally a full day recording and a full day for editing and putting together, I can talk for hours and sometimes I say things I shouldn’t so the editors and board at EBWF do cut a lot but ultimately I get what I need out of it. I actually spoke to Ikeda about coming on the show and I may have handed your production crew the full promo…
James Corden: Oh wow! So you’re saying you’re promo against Tommy End will be played right now on the Late Late show for the very first time?
James pressed his ear piece.
James Corden: Are we ready to roll that?
Jimmy Havoc: Let’s do it!
The screen fades to a black screen with the words “The End.” It dissolves and reveals “The End; Meaning, come or bring to a final point. Finish.” The screen fades again, to that of a graveyard. The names of the graves flashed on the screen as former EBWF stars. Shinsuke Nakamura, Alex Riley, Dudley Boyz, Samoa Joe, Timothy Thatcher, Raven, Baron Corbin and more. The camera raced through the graveyard until it got to one marked “Jimmy Havoc”. It focused on it for a second before the camera became distorted and the ground began to shake before the grass began to come upwards until Jimmy emerged from the grave, smiling. The camera shook again and did a huge 180 degree turn and focused on Jimmy sitting casually on a grave marked “The Rock, death by Acid Rain.”
Jimmy Havoc: Just another unfortunate soul that fell victim to the rain. Don’t stand in it too long or it’ll consume you. This is a message for Tommy End, Tommy, my old friend you’ve done well for yourself. You’ve secured those Tag Team Championships that I carried for so long so congratulations on finally catching up to me. We’ve been through wars before but this will be the first time we meet and no doubt the biggest meet we’ll ever have. Actually I lie, I can see us on the Main Event of Wrestlemania. I’m not going to sit here and talk you down and insult you, that’d be an insult to yours and the fans intelligence. I think In a different setting, we would be the most dominant team in the world. With our similar ideologies and skill we would own EBWF in an instant, but alas the King of the Ring has brought us together on opposite sides of the ring and this is something I relish.
The camera becomes distorted and switches to a shot of Havoc digging a grave, he has his shirt off and his hair parted to one side out of the way. His cuts and bruises are all on show. He stops digging, wipes the sweat from his brow and leans on the shovel.
Jimmy Havoc: I’m not even going to make this all about the fact your a huge cultist and satanic and all that. I like that, fuck the people who don’t get it. Instead what I want to draw on Tommy, is your name. Tommy End. End. That’s what I wanna focus on, because we’ve got something in common Tommy, we all have an End in sight. Whilst yours happens to be in your name, mine is the end of all of the EBWF roster till I’m the last fucking man standing atop with a crown of thorns on my head and blood running down my face. I’m the king who’s first into battle and that’s exactly what EBWF needs. Look, I watched your little promo last night and you mentioned that I didn’t do anything with the King of the Ring title last year and you know what, you’re right. I had my goals set on something much bigger than championships and glory. Whilst the EBWF title would’ve made everything so much easier, when have I ever turned down a scrap? I always prefer the harder fights you know that. So whilst I did nothing with the King of the Ring win last year, I did dismantle the EBWF hierarchy, overthrowing Chris Jericho and Main Evented Wrestlemania whilst all you did was win my leftovers, spend way too long on some shitty vignettes and was eliminated from a Rumble. Tell me, was run all that good compared to mine? Glass houses and all that.
The camera spins 360 degrees and changes to Havoc carrying what can only be assumed as a body wrapped in cloth over his shoulder.
Jimmy Havoc: You see Tommy. I can see an End to all this tournament and this run for me, winning. I see the tournament being won by yours truly and you’re the only true roadblock in this for me. The way I see it is whoever wins this match wins the whole tournament and goes on to become EBWF Champion. It’s just that simple, the EBWF Universe doesn’t know what they’re going to get. This is a Dave Meltzer 5 Star Classic, this is one for the record books, they’re going to remember this one. Michaels/Ramon, Rock/Austin...Havoc/End. You’re a fantastic opponent and you’re young and hungry but I just don’t think you want it enough. You talked about how everyone else failed and you’ll do differently but you never really said how much you wanted it. Sounds like it’s just another achievement for you. For me though, this is everything. I rushed back early for this, I could end my own career because of that but that is all fucking worth it just because I NEED this win. I need to beat you and go on to the Semi-Finals and beat that opponent. I need this KotR victory more than I care for my own health. I’ve made a lot of sacrifices to be here, proven myself time and time again when EVERYONE was doubting me. No-ones ever doubted you Tommy, you’ve been fantastic since you started, you’ve got that god...or should I say Devil given talent that means no matter where you end up you’ll end up at the top. I’m sorry Tommy, it’ll happen but just not yet. I would love to be able to step aside for you but I can’t, I have too much heart in this.
Jimmy walked off as the camera followed him to a lavish door opening, glittered with gold. It followed him down a path and into the tomb like place. He placed the body down on a table and looked at the camera once more, walking it out of the crypt.
Jimmy Havoc: Now Tommy, I respect you. I love you as a brother, but this is your stop. For the many I’ve put to an End before, one more will be joining them. Tommy, This battle will be a big one, long and enduring. One man will come out on top and I assure you it will be me, I won’t stop till I’m fucking dead and buried here with the rest of them. I’m Jimmy Fucking Havoc, I’m the one who’s on the banners and the posters who’s earned his way there and who the fans flock to see. You’re Welcome Tommy, I hope you see it my way from now on.
The camera reached the top of the crypt as Havoc grabbed the door.
Jimmy Havoc: End. To come to a conclusion, a finish or a final stopping point. For you Tommy, this is your End.
He shut the door and on it was a sign. “Here lies Tommy End. He enjoyed playing in the rain.”
The scene fades away and a chorus of claps came from the studio audience
James Corden: Wow! That was something!
Jimmy Havoc: Thanks. I tried my best.
James Corden: Well, you can see Jimmy Havoc tomorrow on EBWF Warfare every week doing what he does best. Thanks for coming on the show Jimmy, it’s been a pleasure having you. Anything else you’d like to say?
Jimmy stood up.
Jimmy Havoc: I do have just a few things to say. Tommy, I hope you’re watching this. Zarha, I really hope you’re watching me. This is and always has been the era of Havoc, from the bottom of the pile to the Main Event of Wrestlemania. Warfare is Jimmy Havoc, EBWF doesn’t stand for anything but if it did it definitely would be Jimmy Havoc. You’re time will come soon, but for now. Step out of the rain, Zahra you’re welcome to join me anytime.
Jimmy smiled.
Jimmy Havoc: I have one more qualm however? with you Reggie. You insulted Pro Wrestling, there’s only one way to settle this.
Reggie Watts: Jimmy I’ve had no training or…
Jimmy Havoc: DROP THE MIC!
The crowd whooped and cheered.
James Corden: You heard it! After the break, we’ll see Jimmy Havoc take on Reggie Watts in the newest edition of Drop the Mic! See you after the break!
The scene closed.
James Corden: Welcome Everybody to The Late Late Show, my name is James Corden!
The studio audienced whooped and shouted.
James Corden: In the news today Donald Trump’s office have advised that talks are moving much quicker than expected, did you hear about this? Talks are moving much quicker, Sounds like Kim is just trying to leave as soon as he can!
The studio audience laughed.
James Corden: You know its mad when the Supreme Leader of North Korea is trying to get out ASAP! We should send in James Franco and Seth Rogen to sort that out eh?
The audience laughed again.
James Corden: We’ve got some great guests lined up for you tonight, we’ve got returning star of Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom Jeff Goldbum!
The audience “ooo’d”
James Corden: Here to talk about his new album God’s Favourite Customer, its Father John Misty!
The audience “ooo’d” again.
James Corden: and lastly, my first guest is probably the most prolific British Professional Wrestler of the modern era. He’s my hometown hero, its Jimmy Havoc! Now Reggie, are you a fan of Professional Wrestling?
James turned to Reggie who was in the band stand.
Reggie Watts: Nah man. It’s all fake acting and stuff right?
James Corden: I wouldnt say fake, the wrestlers themselves get hurt.
Reggie Watts: Pantomime though right, acrobats get hurt too.
As Reggie was talking, “I Hope You Suffer” by AFI played. The crowd cheered. Jimmy appeared from the curtain in casual wear but had his long trenchcoat and mask on, he stared down Reggie as he got closer to him.
Reggie Watts: I was just playing man. Look, Im sorry!
Jimmy removed his mask and laughed, the two fist bumped and Jimmy walked over to Corden before hugging him and taking a seat.
James Corden: Jimmy Havoc everyone!
The audience clapped.
Jimmy Havoc: Yeah, Thanks!
James Corden: It’s good to have you here Jimmy, thanks for the tweet aswell! We’d have never done this had you not tagged me in that tweet.
Jimmy Havoc: Yeah, AJ and Miz went on chat shows so why shouldn’t I? Plus, you’re from London like me so my humour works on you.
James Corden: Exactly! Thanks for coming on! Now, I’ve had Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Dave Batista, John Cena and now you on this show but you’re...err a bit different from them right?
Jimmy Havoc: I have never appeared in a movie, you are correct James.
James Corden: I mean in the ring, you’re abit different.
Jimmy Havoc: What? You mean the fact that I’ve often feigned cutting up bodies and swearing a lot? Did Rocky or Dave never do that? Huh, maybe not!
The audience laughed.
James Corden: Exactly! You’ve been in trouble with the FCC a lot, you’ve had numerous complaints from Mums against EBWF. What’s going on?
Jimmy smiled wide.
Jimmy Havoc: I’ve even had emails from people complaining about me in my personal email. I’ve framed some of them, it just means I’m doing something right to be honest. I’ve always been a proprietor of pushing boundaries and never settling for safe. It’s the likes of PJ, AJ, Miz to draw fans it, it’s my job to make sure they come back next week. I want people to feel like, well, What's Havoc going to do next? I need to find out! That sort of stuff, I vow to be unpredictable because that’s who I am. Abit Different, abit messed up and definitely not the usual mold of professional wrestlers but that’s why Chris Jericho hired me, because I wasn’t the usual. Chris Jericho himself isn’t the usual wrestler, he came to fruition amongst the best in the world and declared himself the Best in the world and I definitely myself like that too. Don’t get me wrong, PJ and AJ are better wrestlers than me, Miz has more charisma than me but no-one does Jimmy Havoc like me. It’s how I’ve been able to be stay top for as long as I can, well that and the fact that these people seemed to like me.
The crowd clapped.
James Corden: That’s wonderful. Right now you’re in a tournament right? King of the Ring?
James showed a photo of Havoc in the ring from the previous week delivering the Acid Rainmaker too The Rock.
James Corden: That’s you, and that’s Dwayne John on the receiving end of a punch!
Jimmy Havoc: Acid Rainmaker. That’s my big move, Just a stiff bloody clothesline. Yeah I made my return from injury last week to enter King of the Ring and beat The Rock, that was awesome.
James Corden: You were injured? What happened there?
Jimmy winced.
Jimmy Havoc: I’ve always had a bad knee, sort of recurring for me but thankfully for the first 2 years in EBWF I could go through the pain. Unfortunately I hit the breaking point on it at Wrestlemania’s Main Event against Wes Ikeda, we’d been building for months towards this huge blowoff match between Havoc and Ikeda, Havoc had been mad at management for a while. Even became the GM and ruined Warfare for a while, eventually Ikeda came back and the match was set. The absolute greatest match I’ve ever had in my life and I don’t regret anything, Yeah I had to take some time off afterwards but I’d go through surgery and the pain every time if you offered me it. Wes is one of the nicest and respectful men I’ve ever had the privilege to call my boss and my friend, to be able to do that with him was beautiful. To be able to do Main Event at the Greatest show of them all, was something I’d never thought I’d do...in a deathmatch no less!
James Corden: And now you’re back! You’re wrestling on Warfare tomorrow right?
Jimmy Havoc: Yup. I’m facing an old friend in the wonderful Tommy End. Someone I’ve fought a few times in the older days in the U.K, he taught me a lot about the business that I had got yet. I owe him a lot.
James Corden: Yeah but you’re gonna kick his arse right?
Jimmy Havoc: Damn right. I got finished my promo for it yesterday, filming usually takes a full day for me. Often I’ll do these dark mysterious promos, keep up the appearance of being a psycho you know?
James Corden: Oh wow. A full day?
Jimmy Havoc: Yup. Normally a full day recording and a full day for editing and putting together, I can talk for hours and sometimes I say things I shouldn’t so the editors and board at EBWF do cut a lot but ultimately I get what I need out of it. I actually spoke to Ikeda about coming on the show and I may have handed your production crew the full promo…
James Corden: Oh wow! So you’re saying you’re promo against Tommy End will be played right now on the Late Late show for the very first time?
James pressed his ear piece.
James Corden: Are we ready to roll that?
Jimmy Havoc: Let’s do it!
The screen fades to a black screen with the words “The End.” It dissolves and reveals “The End; Meaning, come or bring to a final point. Finish.” The screen fades again, to that of a graveyard. The names of the graves flashed on the screen as former EBWF stars. Shinsuke Nakamura, Alex Riley, Dudley Boyz, Samoa Joe, Timothy Thatcher, Raven, Baron Corbin and more. The camera raced through the graveyard until it got to one marked “Jimmy Havoc”. It focused on it for a second before the camera became distorted and the ground began to shake before the grass began to come upwards until Jimmy emerged from the grave, smiling. The camera shook again and did a huge 180 degree turn and focused on Jimmy sitting casually on a grave marked “The Rock, death by Acid Rain.”
Jimmy Havoc: Just another unfortunate soul that fell victim to the rain. Don’t stand in it too long or it’ll consume you. This is a message for Tommy End, Tommy, my old friend you’ve done well for yourself. You’ve secured those Tag Team Championships that I carried for so long so congratulations on finally catching up to me. We’ve been through wars before but this will be the first time we meet and no doubt the biggest meet we’ll ever have. Actually I lie, I can see us on the Main Event of Wrestlemania. I’m not going to sit here and talk you down and insult you, that’d be an insult to yours and the fans intelligence. I think In a different setting, we would be the most dominant team in the world. With our similar ideologies and skill we would own EBWF in an instant, but alas the King of the Ring has brought us together on opposite sides of the ring and this is something I relish.
The camera becomes distorted and switches to a shot of Havoc digging a grave, he has his shirt off and his hair parted to one side out of the way. His cuts and bruises are all on show. He stops digging, wipes the sweat from his brow and leans on the shovel.
Jimmy Havoc: I’m not even going to make this all about the fact your a huge cultist and satanic and all that. I like that, fuck the people who don’t get it. Instead what I want to draw on Tommy, is your name. Tommy End. End. That’s what I wanna focus on, because we’ve got something in common Tommy, we all have an End in sight. Whilst yours happens to be in your name, mine is the end of all of the EBWF roster till I’m the last fucking man standing atop with a crown of thorns on my head and blood running down my face. I’m the king who’s first into battle and that’s exactly what EBWF needs. Look, I watched your little promo last night and you mentioned that I didn’t do anything with the King of the Ring title last year and you know what, you’re right. I had my goals set on something much bigger than championships and glory. Whilst the EBWF title would’ve made everything so much easier, when have I ever turned down a scrap? I always prefer the harder fights you know that. So whilst I did nothing with the King of the Ring win last year, I did dismantle the EBWF hierarchy, overthrowing Chris Jericho and Main Evented Wrestlemania whilst all you did was win my leftovers, spend way too long on some shitty vignettes and was eliminated from a Rumble. Tell me, was run all that good compared to mine? Glass houses and all that.
The camera spins 360 degrees and changes to Havoc carrying what can only be assumed as a body wrapped in cloth over his shoulder.
Jimmy Havoc: You see Tommy. I can see an End to all this tournament and this run for me, winning. I see the tournament being won by yours truly and you’re the only true roadblock in this for me. The way I see it is whoever wins this match wins the whole tournament and goes on to become EBWF Champion. It’s just that simple, the EBWF Universe doesn’t know what they’re going to get. This is a Dave Meltzer 5 Star Classic, this is one for the record books, they’re going to remember this one. Michaels/Ramon, Rock/Austin...Havoc/End. You’re a fantastic opponent and you’re young and hungry but I just don’t think you want it enough. You talked about how everyone else failed and you’ll do differently but you never really said how much you wanted it. Sounds like it’s just another achievement for you. For me though, this is everything. I rushed back early for this, I could end my own career because of that but that is all fucking worth it just because I NEED this win. I need to beat you and go on to the Semi-Finals and beat that opponent. I need this KotR victory more than I care for my own health. I’ve made a lot of sacrifices to be here, proven myself time and time again when EVERYONE was doubting me. No-ones ever doubted you Tommy, you’ve been fantastic since you started, you’ve got that god...or should I say Devil given talent that means no matter where you end up you’ll end up at the top. I’m sorry Tommy, it’ll happen but just not yet. I would love to be able to step aside for you but I can’t, I have too much heart in this.
Jimmy walked off as the camera followed him to a lavish door opening, glittered with gold. It followed him down a path and into the tomb like place. He placed the body down on a table and looked at the camera once more, walking it out of the crypt.
Jimmy Havoc: Now Tommy, I respect you. I love you as a brother, but this is your stop. For the many I’ve put to an End before, one more will be joining them. Tommy, This battle will be a big one, long and enduring. One man will come out on top and I assure you it will be me, I won’t stop till I’m fucking dead and buried here with the rest of them. I’m Jimmy Fucking Havoc, I’m the one who’s on the banners and the posters who’s earned his way there and who the fans flock to see. You’re Welcome Tommy, I hope you see it my way from now on.
The camera reached the top of the crypt as Havoc grabbed the door.
Jimmy Havoc: End. To come to a conclusion, a finish or a final stopping point. For you Tommy, this is your End.
He shut the door and on it was a sign. “Here lies Tommy End. He enjoyed playing in the rain.”
The scene fades away and a chorus of claps came from the studio audience
James Corden: Wow! That was something!
Jimmy Havoc: Thanks. I tried my best.
James Corden: Well, you can see Jimmy Havoc tomorrow on EBWF Warfare every week doing what he does best. Thanks for coming on the show Jimmy, it’s been a pleasure having you. Anything else you’d like to say?
Jimmy stood up.
Jimmy Havoc: I do have just a few things to say. Tommy, I hope you’re watching this. Zarha, I really hope you’re watching me. This is and always has been the era of Havoc, from the bottom of the pile to the Main Event of Wrestlemania. Warfare is Jimmy Havoc, EBWF doesn’t stand for anything but if it did it definitely would be Jimmy Havoc. You’re time will come soon, but for now. Step out of the rain, Zahra you’re welcome to join me anytime.
Jimmy smiled.
Jimmy Havoc: I have one more qualm however? with you Reggie. You insulted Pro Wrestling, there’s only one way to settle this.
Reggie Watts: Jimmy I’ve had no training or…
Jimmy Havoc: DROP THE MIC!
The crowd whooped and cheered.
James Corden: You heard it! After the break, we’ll see Jimmy Havoc take on Reggie Watts in the newest edition of Drop the Mic! See you after the break!
The scene closed.