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On and On

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:44 pm
by Ashlee
The scene opened in the backstage locker room of the Rated R Superstar Edge. He had a remote control device and some kind of instructional booklet. Randy Orton walked into the frame.

Randy Orton: Are you getting ready for your… what’s this?

Edge: My drone.

Randy Orton: You bought a drone?

Edge: I did. This is my drone. I named it.

Randy Orton: You named your drone?

Edge: Yep. On and On.

Randy stared at him blankly.

Edge: I bought a drone. This is my drone. On and on.

Randy Orton: No, Edge. I got that. Is this a bit?

He paused again.

Randy Orton: Oh, you’re facing Tommy End this week.

Edge: Exactly! And my drone, On and On, is the perfect representation of him because that’s exactly what he does!

Randy Orton: You know, I really wish we had more time, because this probably really could have gone somewhere, buddy…

Edge sighed, picking up his drone.

Edge: Come on On and On. Let’s go where we’re appreciated.

He started to sulk away.

Randy Orton: Adam, you cannot fly that thing into the women’s locker room.

Edge let out another dramatic sigh, mumbling as he left the room.

Edge: Tommy End has ruined promos and Me Too has ruined my aesthetic!

The scene faded.