Trimming the Rose Bush
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:11 pm
DO IT WITH FLAIR
The scene flashes open with the Queen herself, Charlotte Flair in the EBWF performance center lifting weights in the corner, head phones in, connected to her phone in her pocket. She seems focused and her mind set upon the task in hand, just how Charlotte likes it. Into the scene steps Royalty leader, Zelina Vega.
Zelina Vega;;
Charlotte..... CHARLOTTE!!!!
Zelina slams her hand into Charlottes shoulder, causing her to drop the weights on the floor. Charlotte is shocked and quickly turns around, pulling her headphones out of her ears as she does so.
Charlotte Flair;;
Are you trying to kill me off Zelina? I could of damaged myself then!!
Zelina Vega;;
Well you are lucky it’s important then aren’t you! Andrade has just sent me the official card for Warfare and guess who has a match? You!! It’s only a singles match against that plastic Mandy Rose bush, but after our huge victory at King of the Ring, you need to capitalize on this and what happened with your little involvement in the women’s division side of stuff and we need to walk out of Warfare, victorious!!
Charlotte Flair;;
Zelina, I’m as focused as I’ve ever been trust me, I will under no circumstances settle for anything less than victory!! Where’s Andrade? Is he joining us?
Zelina Vega;;
He’s out front parking the car and then he’ll be here, we have been thinking about our future on the way here and thankfully after his victory, Andrade has his mind set on the task in hand and I could safely say, the Tag Team Championships are in our grasps, this is what we needed, now with you defeating Mandy Rose, we will slowly start rocketing our way up the rankings!!
Charlotte Flair;;
Zelina, when Andrade gets in here, how about we get into one of the rings and have a little practice match, show me what you got? It’ll loosen me up ready for my match?
Zelina Vega looks a little shocked, stepping back a little with a slight gasp.
Zelina Vega;;
Me and you? I don’t think that’s wise do you? You never know what could happen? I could hurt you? Myself? That’s the last thing we need!
Charlotte Flair;;
Unless you are too afraid? Come on!
At this point, Andrade “Cien” Almas has made his way into the performance center and makes his way over to Charlotte and Zelina Vega.
Zelina Vega;;
Andrade!! Tell Charlotte it is a bad idea her and myself participating in a practice match here today!! Tell her!!
A grin comes across Andrade’s face, almost a look of excitement!
Andrade “Cien” Almas;;
Oh my god that actually sounds like a brilliant idea, show each other a few tips and trips!! And I’ll even be the referee, come on, use are dressed for it!!!!
Zelina stamps her foot onto the floor as Charlotte begins to usher her across to one of the performance center rings.
Zelina Vega;;
This is the worst idea either of you could of come up with!! I’m seriously beginning to reconsider this partnership!!
The three of them reach the ring, Charlotte and Andrade climb in first and Zelina slowly paces the apron a little, before slowly climbing over the second rope. Charlotte looks ready!!
Zelina Vega;;
Remember Charlotte, this isn’t a real match so don’t take it too far!! It’s been a while since I’ve done this okay!!
Charlotte laughs and Andrade signals for them to begin. Charlotte walks to the center and Zelina slowly walks towards Charlotte, they stand face to face and I swear, it’s almost as if Charlotte is a giant stood in front of Zelina. The two stand for a few moments before Charlotte pushes Zelina with both hands, sending her back and onto her butt!
Zelina Vega;;
REALLY!!!!
Zelina quickly gets up and lunges at Charlotte, grabbing two huge hand fulls of her hair, tossing her down onto the canvas! Charlotte seems shocked but has no time to gather herself before Zelina begins with a few swift stomps to the gut, before turning and heading for the turnbuckle, climbing to the top. Charlotte slowly gets to her feet and turns and Zelina dives through the air, rapping her legs around Charlottes neck, going for her signature Hurricanrana but it fails and Charlotte keeps to her feet, keeping a solid grip on Zelina. She pulls her up into the power bomb position and at that moment Zelina begins to scream! Suddenly Zelina squirms like a worm over Charlottes shoulder and down onto the canvas, rolling Charlotte into a sly, quick pin!! Andrade drops down to count the cover.
Andrade “Cien” Almas;;
ONE TWO THREE!!!
Zelina jumps up and runs behind Andrade for protection as Charlotte furiously gets to her feet.
Zelina Vega;;
GET BACK, NOW CALM DOWN!! This is exactly why you need to god damn focus!! If this happens in your match with Mandy Rose, what on earth do you plan on doing then? See how simple it is to lose a match if you don’t consider every move the other person is going to make!! But hey Queenie, I just beat you haha!!
Charlotte goes for Zelina but Andrade keeps her back!
Andrade “Cien” Almas;;
Charlotte calm down, it was your idea! But Zelina imagine if that was an official match against just say, the EBWF Women’s Champion, now that would of been an amazing victory!! Now girls we need to focus on the more important stuff... we need to get ready and head over to Michigan for your match Charlotte, you’ve got this one girl, don’t worry! Mandy isn’t as slippery as Zelina so I wouldn’t worry about her surprising you like that, now come on, grab your bags and let’s head to Warfare!!
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Van Andel Arena
Grand Rapids, Michigan
WARFARE
Renee Young;;
Ladies and gentlemen, joining me now are EBWF’s newest faction, consisting of number one contender for the EBWF Tag Team Championships Andrade “Cien” Almas, The Queen Charlotte Flair and Zelina Vega, Royalty!!
Renee Young looks to her left as the camera pans around showing Royalty stood beside her.
Zelina Vega;;
Thanks for that precise introduction Renee, but in future, I’m known as the LEADER of Royalty, I am the creator and the back bone of this team, so don’t make the same mistake again, understand?
Renee Young;;
I....I’m sorry? Should I continue or do you want me to redo it?
Zelina Vega;;
Just get on with it Renee, your voice is like running a fork across a plate, extremely annoying and it’s beginning to make me shudder!!
Renee Young;;
Well first, congratulations Andrade on your huge victory at King of the Ring!! The whole universe is talking about when the championship match is going to be and people cannot wait, some saying it’s going to go down in the history books!
At this point, Zelina puts her hand up, signaling for Renee to stop. She pushes Charlotte forwards!
Zelina Vega;;
Tonight Charlotte has a match and we are focusing on that right now, so less about what’s in the distant future and more about what’s actually happening tonight, tonight is about the Queen!!
Renee Young;;
Sorry again Zelina! Charlotte, tonight you gave off in your second official match here in EBWF against Mandy Rose!! How do you plan on picking up the victory and not failing at the first hurdle like your debut match here?
Charlotte Flair;;
Are you actually kidding me Renee? Failing? Let’s get one thing straight yeah? Do not ever use the word failing when referring to anything I do in that ring!! I NEVER FAIL!! I am the Queen and you better get yourself in line because you are really beginning to piss me off!! My first match here was a small blip that I am going to rectify, one way or another!! I do not need the label, Queen of the Ring when I am already QUEEN OF THE WORLD Renee!! How many times do I have to tell you this? As a women, you will never match up to the women I am and for that matter, ever get a career as successful as mine!! That’s why you stay on the microphone and I do my work in the ring!! And yet you still can’t get your pathetic excuse for a job right!!
Renee Young;;
Charlotte, I think it’s best if we end this interview.
Zelina Vega;;
Don’t you dare end this interview until I tell
You it’s finished!! After what happened to Charlotte at King of the Ring, you are damn right lucky to even be interviewing her, especially after has been Trish Stratus decided to spear the Queen off of the stage, is she crazy? How can that, that pathetic old timer even walk still at the age she is!! Charlotte Flair is in her prime, she is superior and the best women to grace this women’s division with her talents!! Should a women as knowledgeable about the wrestling business as Trish Stratus is he trying to take out the fresh, future talent of the EBWF roster? Isn’t it about time she stood back and gave other people a chance instead of hogging all the lime light?
Charlotte Flair;;
Zelina, I wouldn’t worry too much about Trish Stratus at the moment, because trust me when I say this, one day in the future i will get my time in the ring with that thing and I’ll show her how a true women’s wrestler does it!! Tonight when I step into the ring with that plastic doll faced thing, Mandy Rose, I am going to envisage her blonde little head is that of Trish Stratus’s when I literally pulverize her in the center of that ring!! I am sick of pathetic excuses for women thinking they can get and take what I deserve, well not anymore!! Things are changing in this company and Royalty has taken over, we are the monarchy!! Mandy Rose, bow down to your Queen!! Because the genetically superior athlete, I, The one and only Charlotte Flair is coming for you!! WOOOOOOOO
Charlotte leans into Renee Young’s face as she wooooos right into it. Renee steps back and pulls an awkward face. Out of nowhere, Zelina walks forwards and slaps the side of Renee Young’s face off, sending her into the wall and onto her knees. #R O Y A L T Y
The scene flashes open with the Queen herself, Charlotte Flair in the EBWF performance center lifting weights in the corner, head phones in, connected to her phone in her pocket. She seems focused and her mind set upon the task in hand, just how Charlotte likes it. Into the scene steps Royalty leader, Zelina Vega.
Zelina Vega;;
Charlotte..... CHARLOTTE!!!!
Zelina slams her hand into Charlottes shoulder, causing her to drop the weights on the floor. Charlotte is shocked and quickly turns around, pulling her headphones out of her ears as she does so.
Charlotte Flair;;
Are you trying to kill me off Zelina? I could of damaged myself then!!
Zelina Vega;;
Well you are lucky it’s important then aren’t you! Andrade has just sent me the official card for Warfare and guess who has a match? You!! It’s only a singles match against that plastic Mandy Rose bush, but after our huge victory at King of the Ring, you need to capitalize on this and what happened with your little involvement in the women’s division side of stuff and we need to walk out of Warfare, victorious!!
Charlotte Flair;;
Zelina, I’m as focused as I’ve ever been trust me, I will under no circumstances settle for anything less than victory!! Where’s Andrade? Is he joining us?
Zelina Vega;;
He’s out front parking the car and then he’ll be here, we have been thinking about our future on the way here and thankfully after his victory, Andrade has his mind set on the task in hand and I could safely say, the Tag Team Championships are in our grasps, this is what we needed, now with you defeating Mandy Rose, we will slowly start rocketing our way up the rankings!!
Charlotte Flair;;
Zelina, when Andrade gets in here, how about we get into one of the rings and have a little practice match, show me what you got? It’ll loosen me up ready for my match?
Zelina Vega looks a little shocked, stepping back a little with a slight gasp.
Zelina Vega;;
Me and you? I don’t think that’s wise do you? You never know what could happen? I could hurt you? Myself? That’s the last thing we need!
Charlotte Flair;;
Unless you are too afraid? Come on!
At this point, Andrade “Cien” Almas has made his way into the performance center and makes his way over to Charlotte and Zelina Vega.
Zelina Vega;;
Andrade!! Tell Charlotte it is a bad idea her and myself participating in a practice match here today!! Tell her!!
A grin comes across Andrade’s face, almost a look of excitement!
Andrade “Cien” Almas;;
Oh my god that actually sounds like a brilliant idea, show each other a few tips and trips!! And I’ll even be the referee, come on, use are dressed for it!!!!
Zelina stamps her foot onto the floor as Charlotte begins to usher her across to one of the performance center rings.
Zelina Vega;;
This is the worst idea either of you could of come up with!! I’m seriously beginning to reconsider this partnership!!
The three of them reach the ring, Charlotte and Andrade climb in first and Zelina slowly paces the apron a little, before slowly climbing over the second rope. Charlotte looks ready!!
Zelina Vega;;
Remember Charlotte, this isn’t a real match so don’t take it too far!! It’s been a while since I’ve done this okay!!
Charlotte laughs and Andrade signals for them to begin. Charlotte walks to the center and Zelina slowly walks towards Charlotte, they stand face to face and I swear, it’s almost as if Charlotte is a giant stood in front of Zelina. The two stand for a few moments before Charlotte pushes Zelina with both hands, sending her back and onto her butt!
Zelina Vega;;
REALLY!!!!
Zelina quickly gets up and lunges at Charlotte, grabbing two huge hand fulls of her hair, tossing her down onto the canvas! Charlotte seems shocked but has no time to gather herself before Zelina begins with a few swift stomps to the gut, before turning and heading for the turnbuckle, climbing to the top. Charlotte slowly gets to her feet and turns and Zelina dives through the air, rapping her legs around Charlottes neck, going for her signature Hurricanrana but it fails and Charlotte keeps to her feet, keeping a solid grip on Zelina. She pulls her up into the power bomb position and at that moment Zelina begins to scream! Suddenly Zelina squirms like a worm over Charlottes shoulder and down onto the canvas, rolling Charlotte into a sly, quick pin!! Andrade drops down to count the cover.
Andrade “Cien” Almas;;
ONE TWO THREE!!!
Zelina jumps up and runs behind Andrade for protection as Charlotte furiously gets to her feet.
Zelina Vega;;
GET BACK, NOW CALM DOWN!! This is exactly why you need to god damn focus!! If this happens in your match with Mandy Rose, what on earth do you plan on doing then? See how simple it is to lose a match if you don’t consider every move the other person is going to make!! But hey Queenie, I just beat you haha!!
Charlotte goes for Zelina but Andrade keeps her back!
Andrade “Cien” Almas;;
Charlotte calm down, it was your idea! But Zelina imagine if that was an official match against just say, the EBWF Women’s Champion, now that would of been an amazing victory!! Now girls we need to focus on the more important stuff... we need to get ready and head over to Michigan for your match Charlotte, you’ve got this one girl, don’t worry! Mandy isn’t as slippery as Zelina so I wouldn’t worry about her surprising you like that, now come on, grab your bags and let’s head to Warfare!!
——————————-
Van Andel Arena
Grand Rapids, Michigan
WARFARE
Renee Young;;
Ladies and gentlemen, joining me now are EBWF’s newest faction, consisting of number one contender for the EBWF Tag Team Championships Andrade “Cien” Almas, The Queen Charlotte Flair and Zelina Vega, Royalty!!
Renee Young looks to her left as the camera pans around showing Royalty stood beside her.
Zelina Vega;;
Thanks for that precise introduction Renee, but in future, I’m known as the LEADER of Royalty, I am the creator and the back bone of this team, so don’t make the same mistake again, understand?
Renee Young;;
I....I’m sorry? Should I continue or do you want me to redo it?
Zelina Vega;;
Just get on with it Renee, your voice is like running a fork across a plate, extremely annoying and it’s beginning to make me shudder!!
Renee Young;;
Well first, congratulations Andrade on your huge victory at King of the Ring!! The whole universe is talking about when the championship match is going to be and people cannot wait, some saying it’s going to go down in the history books!
At this point, Zelina puts her hand up, signaling for Renee to stop. She pushes Charlotte forwards!
Zelina Vega;;
Tonight Charlotte has a match and we are focusing on that right now, so less about what’s in the distant future and more about what’s actually happening tonight, tonight is about the Queen!!
Renee Young;;
Sorry again Zelina! Charlotte, tonight you gave off in your second official match here in EBWF against Mandy Rose!! How do you plan on picking up the victory and not failing at the first hurdle like your debut match here?
Charlotte Flair;;
Are you actually kidding me Renee? Failing? Let’s get one thing straight yeah? Do not ever use the word failing when referring to anything I do in that ring!! I NEVER FAIL!! I am the Queen and you better get yourself in line because you are really beginning to piss me off!! My first match here was a small blip that I am going to rectify, one way or another!! I do not need the label, Queen of the Ring when I am already QUEEN OF THE WORLD Renee!! How many times do I have to tell you this? As a women, you will never match up to the women I am and for that matter, ever get a career as successful as mine!! That’s why you stay on the microphone and I do my work in the ring!! And yet you still can’t get your pathetic excuse for a job right!!
Renee Young;;
Charlotte, I think it’s best if we end this interview.
Zelina Vega;;
Don’t you dare end this interview until I tell
You it’s finished!! After what happened to Charlotte at King of the Ring, you are damn right lucky to even be interviewing her, especially after has been Trish Stratus decided to spear the Queen off of the stage, is she crazy? How can that, that pathetic old timer even walk still at the age she is!! Charlotte Flair is in her prime, she is superior and the best women to grace this women’s division with her talents!! Should a women as knowledgeable about the wrestling business as Trish Stratus is he trying to take out the fresh, future talent of the EBWF roster? Isn’t it about time she stood back and gave other people a chance instead of hogging all the lime light?
Charlotte Flair;;
Zelina, I wouldn’t worry too much about Trish Stratus at the moment, because trust me when I say this, one day in the future i will get my time in the ring with that thing and I’ll show her how a true women’s wrestler does it!! Tonight when I step into the ring with that plastic doll faced thing, Mandy Rose, I am going to envisage her blonde little head is that of Trish Stratus’s when I literally pulverize her in the center of that ring!! I am sick of pathetic excuses for women thinking they can get and take what I deserve, well not anymore!! Things are changing in this company and Royalty has taken over, we are the monarchy!! Mandy Rose, bow down to your Queen!! Because the genetically superior athlete, I, The one and only Charlotte Flair is coming for you!! WOOOOOOOO
Charlotte leans into Renee Young’s face as she wooooos right into it. Renee steps back and pulls an awkward face. Out of nowhere, Zelina walks forwards and slaps the side of Renee Young’s face off, sending her into the wall and onto her knees. #R O Y A L T Y