Warfare Segment
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:18 pm
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Warfare looked to continue without incident, that was until “Crushed” by Parkway drive blasted onto the sound system. The EBWF Universe booed in unison as Alexa Bliss walked out onto the stage. Her midsection and arms were both wrapped in bandages from King of the Ring. In her hand, Alexa held onto a microphone. She limped to the edge of the ramp and looked out at the EBWF Universe. She continued as she slowly made her way down the ramp.
Christy Hemme: Making her way…
Alexa Bliss: NO!!
Alexa quickly lifted the microphone and cut Christy Hemme’s introduction short. She screamed into the microphone as she walked down the ramp.
Alexa Bliss: Don’t you say another word..
Alexa turned and headed to the steel steps. She quickly ascended the steps and stood on the apron. She looked into the ring where Christy stood, confused on why Alexa had stopped her. Bliss shook her head and glared at Christy. Alexa gingerly stepped into the ring and then walked over to Christy. She held up her microphone.
Alexa Bliss: No.. You didn’t want to announce me at King of the Ring, you don’t get to announce me now.
Christy shook her head, confused. She had no idea what Alexa was talking about.
Alexa Bliss: Oh.. Oh, you don’t remember? Huffing too much of those hair products?
Alexa cockly brushed Christy’s hair away.
Alexa Bliss: I thought you would try to pull this, which is why I had the nerds in the production area whip this up.
She stepped back and pointed up at the titan tron. Christy diverted her attention to the tron as a replay from King of the Ring begun to air on the screen. The video that played was just as Liv Morgan was making her way to the ring. Shortly after the video played, you could hear Christy’s voice as she announced Liv Morgan. The video continued to where Alexa Bliss’ music took over the sound system and she made her way to the ring.
Alexa Bliss: Here it is… Listen closely.
The video continued as Alexa got into the ring. The two competitors stared across the ring at each other. The bad mouthing started and then finally the ring bell rang out. That’s where the replay ended and Alexa turned her attention to Christy.
Alexa Bliss: Did you hear it? I sure didn’t..
Alexa paused and stared at Christy.
Alexa Bliss: I heard you announce that little rat, but when it came to me.. When it came to the one and only “Goddess of Wrestling”, that little glory hole you call you mouth for once remained shut.
Her comments angered Christy.
Alexa Bliss: Oh what? Is Christy getting mad? Are you getting a little.. “Hot headed”?
Alexa chuckled but then stopped as Christy turned to walk away. Alexa reached out and grabbed Christy’s arm and would not let her leave. She spun Christy around to face her.
Alexa Bliss: Oh no.. You’re not getting off that easy. I want you to stand there, in front of everyone here and I want you to apologize for not announcing me at King of the Ring.
Christy rolled her eyes and then she said the words “I’m sorry” but not into any microphone. She turned to leave again, but Alexa grabbed her again.
Alexa Bliss: No no.. I want you to apologize to me so that everyone can hear it. So do what you do best and take what’s in your hand, put it to your mouth. Speak into the microphone.
Christy cringed and closed her eyes. She lifted the microphone up and spoke out.
Christy Hemme: I’m sorry…
Christy went to turn but Alexa kept her grip.
Alexa Bliss: For?
Christy looked at her. Alexa nodded with a smile and motioned for her to continue. Christy raised the microphone back up and spoke out.
Christy Hemme: For not introducing you at King of the Ring.
Alexa’s smile grew as though she was satisfied. Christy looked at her wanting to leave.
Alexa Bliss: All together now…
Alexa rolled her hand for Christy to do what she asked.
Christy Hemme: I’m sorry for not introducing you at King of the Ring.
Alexa Bliss: Now see, was that so hard?
Christy rolled her eyes again before she turned to leave. She reached the ropes and was about to exit when Alexa rushed over and placed her hand on Christy’s shoulder.
Alexa Bliss: Whoa whoa whoa… Where do you think you’re going? We’re not done here.. What? Did you really think that I came all the way out here, in Indianapolis of all places…
Alexa paused and cringed as she shook her head.
Alexa Bliss: For just an apology? No.. You owe me. So come on.. Come back into the ring.
Alexa walked over to the center of the ring and motioned for Christy to join her. Christy looked at Alexa who still had a fake smile on her face. She motioned again for Christy to join her. Finally Christy stood up inside the ring and walked slowly over to Alexa.
Alexa Bliss: Now since you didn’t give me an introduction at King of the Ring.. And well, you still haven’t introduced me yet tonight. You’re going to stand right here and you’re going to give me the proper introduction that I deserve. You’re going to give me the introduction that I should have gotten at King of the Ring. Do you understand me?
Christy nodded her head and then brought the microphone her lips and was about to speak out. Alexa quickly placed her hand over the microphone and cut her off.
Alexa Bliss: Hold up there “Big Red”, I don’t trust you. I’ve seen your work. You’d find someway to screw things up. So I took the liberty of doing your job, and I worked up a masterpiece for you.
Alexa smiled once more and then she reached her hand up and she reached into her wrestling top and pulled out a folded up piece of paper. She unfolded the piece of paper and she showed it to Christy.
Alexa Bliss: This is how an introduction of someone as great and talented as me deserves to go.. So repeat after me.
Alexa cleared her throat and then she lifted up the piece of paper.
Alexa Bliss: Making her way to the ring…
Alexa paused and looked over at Christy. Obviously annoyed, Christy looked at Alexa. She waited, which caused Alexa to point out the words on the piece of paper.
Christy Hemme: Making her way to the ring.
Bliss smiled as she moved the paper back in front of herself.
Alexa Bliss: From Columbus, Ohio…
Christy Hemme: From Columbus, Ohio.
Alexa Bliss: The one and only, true “Goddess of Professional Wrestling”...
Christy rolled her eyes as Alexa moved the paper over to her. She took a moment as she looked over at Alexa. Christy took a deep breath as she continued.
Christy Hemme: The one and only, true “Goddess of Professional Wrestling”.
Alexa Bliss: EBWF’s uncrowned Women’s Champion…
Christy Hemme: EBWF’s uncrowned Women’s Champion.
Alexa Bliss: Aaaallleeexxxxxxaa Bllliiiissssssssss!!!!
Christy Hemme: Alexa Bliss.
Alexa turned her head and her smile turned to an angry stare. Alexa shook her head.
Alexa Bliss: Not good enough.. You need to say that last part with more passion.
Christy Hemme: Aalleexxaaa Blliisssss…
Alexa Bliss: More.. Say it like you mean it. Say it from the heart.
Christy Hemme: Aaaallleeexxxxxxaa Bllliiiissssssssss!!!!
Alexa smiled as Christy finally hit the right amount of passion with her name.
Alexa Bliss: Alright, now say it all together.
She smirked as Christy looked at her. Christy took another deep breath as she fought to get through all of this.
Christy Hemme: Making her way to the ring, from Columbus, Ohio. The one and only, true “Goddess of Professional Wrestling”. EBWF’s uncrowned Women’s Champion.. Aaaallleeexxxxxxaa Bllliiiissssssssss!!!!
The EBWF Universe booed but Alexa Bliss clapped her hands and looked very pleased.
Alexa Bliss: Now see.. An introduction like that, perfect. I told you it would be, and just hearing it from someone else. It’s soo.. What’s the word… That’s right.. It’s BLISSFUL!
Alexa smiled in pleasure as she took it in for a second. She folded the piece of paper and she reached out and tucked the paper into Christy’s dress.
Alexa Bliss: You can hold onto that so you don’t mess up again, got it?
She smirked as Christy gave a nod.
Alexa Bliss: Onto other business… The Queen of the Ring. The match that I was just about to win until that emo wannabe stuck her nose where it doesn’t belong, yet again. I was moments away from winning that crown and going onto SummerSlam. That’s why Zahra attacked me. She didn’t want to face me because she knew that she would lose the EBWF Women’s Championship. A championship that should be mine right now as it is. But no. She weasled her way into WrestleMania, and now she just cost me another match.
Alexa turned her head to the EBWF Universe who started to chant for Liv Morgan.
Alexa Bliss: Chant all you want, that little ring rat is at home nursing her little shoulder. However, I’m here because I demand something be done. You all saw the match. You saw the attack. I was hit first. Zahra attacked me. That should have ended the match right there. Disqualification. But no..
She paused and looked annoyed.
Alexa Bliss: No, the stupid referee couldn’t do his job right and he threw the match out. I should be Queen of the Ring right now and you all know it!
The crowd booed at Alexa’s proclamation.
Alexa Bliss: That’s why next week, I will come back down to this ring and everything will be made right… I will have my rightful coronation as the 2018 Queen of the Ring. I will get my shot at SummerSlam, and I will become EBWF Women’s Champion... Wes, you better have my crown ready because next week, the Queen of th… No.. Next week, the Goddess of the Ring will be crowned.
“Crushed” blasted back onto the sound system as Alexa dropped the microphone. She exited the ring and walked back up the ramp to a chorus of boos from the EBWF Universe.