The First Purge: Where's Nikki?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:08 am
In a terrifying dim room quiet covers, the environment. The room is lit by the TV turning on demonstrating a Canadian banner waving forward and backward with the Anthem of Canada playing.
“O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts, we see thee rise,
The…..”
All of a sudden there's static on the television turning it into high contrast with shading TV commotion. At that point shows up the face of Killian Dain on the television screen, sweating and shaking with fierceness and anger which then delays and gives a smile.
Killian Dain:
“It’s almost time, it’s almost time. The clock is ticking ever so quickly, and once it hits zero the first purge will finally commence.
It is almost time to make EBWF a better place by getting rid of the weak. This purge starts with you, Kevin Yannick Steen.
"It's nearly time, it's nearly time. The clock is ticking rapidly, and once it hits zero the purge will at long last begin.
Make the most of your last couple of minutes with your better half Karina and your two children. I need your family to appreciate it when you kiss them goodbye.
Give them a chance to absorb each minute with you because soon you will lose that smile until the end of time. Soon you will have to step in the ring with me and look at me face to face as you make history by being the first sacrifice for the purge of the EBWF.”
The T.V switches from Killian Dain to showing a timer reading “0 days 0 hours 10 min 54 seconds.” Killian’s voice is still heard, however.
Killian Dain:
"It’s almost here, yes! It’s almost here. I am feeling like a child waiting for Christmas. I am so energized.
Where is my twisted sister? Oh, where is my twisted sister? I don’t want to keep all of this excitement for myself. She can cleanse with me.
In the meantime
It’s only fair that we celebrate the career of Kevin Steen now since I will end it soon. It’s the least that I can do I guess."
The channel switches over showing Kevin Steen in 1984 as an infant
Fast forward>>> age 11 when he first became interested in wrestling.
Fast Forward>>> He has his first wrestling match at age 16 on his birthday.
Fast Forward>>> Kevin Steen is getting married.
Fast Forward>>> Kevin Steen wrestling career highlights are shown.
Fast Forward>>> A tombstone that reads “Kevin Steen’s Career, 2000-2018.”
Killian Dain shockingly appears on the channel at the grave site, gazing down at the headstone surrounded by flowers.
Killian Dain:
“This is where I lay your career to rest.
This is where I make the EBWF a better place.
You have won your titles and had your success, you happily married with two children. You are living the dream!”
Chuckles
Killian Dain:
“It’s just too bad that your dream will have to turn into nightmares.
It’s so sad because I like you, I really do like you Kevin."
Picks up a flower and smells it.
Killian Dain:
“You are different than everyone else here.
You are tough and so focused on what you want in life and in the EBWF.
You are almost like a hero to me. But unfortunately villains don’t have heroes, and what’s even more unfortunate, there is only room for one tough guy here in the EBWF.”
Drops flower on the tombstone.
Killian Dain:
“And this is why tonight, I Purge!
10 ..
9..
8..
7..
6..
5..
4..
3..
2..
1..”
Killian Dain kicks over the tombstone, and the screen turns blue with white text written on it.
Lady speaking:
“This is the emergency broadcast system.
This is not a test.
This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the weekly EBWF purge sanctioned by sanity.
Destruction of all EBWF superstars has been authorized during this purge."
The alert sounds and Warfare cuts to a commercial.
“O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts, we see thee rise,
The…..”
All of a sudden there's static on the television turning it into high contrast with shading TV commotion. At that point shows up the face of Killian Dain on the television screen, sweating and shaking with fierceness and anger which then delays and gives a smile.
Killian Dain:
“It’s almost time, it’s almost time. The clock is ticking ever so quickly, and once it hits zero the first purge will finally commence.
It is almost time to make EBWF a better place by getting rid of the weak. This purge starts with you, Kevin Yannick Steen.
"It's nearly time, it's nearly time. The clock is ticking rapidly, and once it hits zero the purge will at long last begin.
Make the most of your last couple of minutes with your better half Karina and your two children. I need your family to appreciate it when you kiss them goodbye.
Give them a chance to absorb each minute with you because soon you will lose that smile until the end of time. Soon you will have to step in the ring with me and look at me face to face as you make history by being the first sacrifice for the purge of the EBWF.”
The T.V switches from Killian Dain to showing a timer reading “0 days 0 hours 10 min 54 seconds.” Killian’s voice is still heard, however.
Killian Dain:
"It’s almost here, yes! It’s almost here. I am feeling like a child waiting for Christmas. I am so energized.
Where is my twisted sister? Oh, where is my twisted sister? I don’t want to keep all of this excitement for myself. She can cleanse with me.
In the meantime
It’s only fair that we celebrate the career of Kevin Steen now since I will end it soon. It’s the least that I can do I guess."
The channel switches over showing Kevin Steen in 1984 as an infant
Fast forward>>> age 11 when he first became interested in wrestling.
Fast Forward>>> He has his first wrestling match at age 16 on his birthday.
Fast Forward>>> Kevin Steen is getting married.
Fast Forward>>> Kevin Steen wrestling career highlights are shown.
Fast Forward>>> A tombstone that reads “Kevin Steen’s Career, 2000-2018.”
Killian Dain shockingly appears on the channel at the grave site, gazing down at the headstone surrounded by flowers.
Killian Dain:
“This is where I lay your career to rest.
This is where I make the EBWF a better place.
You have won your titles and had your success, you happily married with two children. You are living the dream!”
Chuckles
Killian Dain:
“It’s just too bad that your dream will have to turn into nightmares.
It’s so sad because I like you, I really do like you Kevin."
Picks up a flower and smells it.
Killian Dain:
“You are different than everyone else here.
You are tough and so focused on what you want in life and in the EBWF.
You are almost like a hero to me. But unfortunately villains don’t have heroes, and what’s even more unfortunate, there is only room for one tough guy here in the EBWF.”
Drops flower on the tombstone.
Killian Dain:
“And this is why tonight, I Purge!
10 ..
9..
8..
7..
6..
5..
4..
3..
2..
1..”
Killian Dain kicks over the tombstone, and the screen turns blue with white text written on it.
Lady speaking:
“This is the emergency broadcast system.
This is not a test.
This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the weekly EBWF purge sanctioned by sanity.
Destruction of all EBWF superstars has been authorized during this purge."
The alert sounds and Warfare cuts to a commercial.