Lass Kicker 002 - vs Summer Rae
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:47 pm
Week one of the career for the newcomer to the women’s division of the EBWF has come and gone as the Lass Kicker also known as Becky Lynch took on Mrs Wrestling also known as Candice LeRae. What the crowd witnessed was a more vicious, brutal side of the Lass Kicker. What makes this all the more interesting is that despite her morally dubious acts, she still manages to maintain her popularity. Whether being the cute goofball that dresses like a chipmunk or being a badass bitch that takes shit from no one and only does right by her, people just can’t get enough of her.
This is because the fan base knows that her beef is not with them, but with how she has been treated as the redheaded stepchild of the women’s division elsewhere even though she should have been heralded as a golden goose considering her ability to take chicken shit and turn it into chicken salad. However, now that she is in a new company where she knows that she will not be restricted, she knows that she can now be that golden goose, and she knows that she can now be that cornerstone that she wants to be.
With the victory that the Lass Kicker obtained over Candice LeRae, Becky Lynch has taken one small step in the right direction toward being that golden goose and toward being that cornerstone of women’s wrestling that she so desires to be.
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Scene 01: Warfare Fallout
Date: September 10, 2018
Starring: Becky Lynch and Nikki Cross
Camera status: ON
Becky Lynch’s attire is:
Nikki Cross’ attire is:
Walking through the backstage area after having defeated Candice LeRae by tap out via the Dis-Arm-Her, one would think that the Lass Kicker also known as Becky Lynch would be happy over making a successful debut. That is not the case. Now while she would show jubilation over a victory especially a victory over one of the greatest female wrestlers in the world today, Candice LeRae, Becky Lynch most decidedly will not show jubilation. Instead, her thought process is that she just took a small step in the right direction toward accomplishing her goals.
As the Lass Kicker walks through the backstage area toward her locker room in order to hit the showers and go out for a bite to eat, she is approached by Christy Hemme. As she is approached by the redheaded rockstarlet, Becky rolls her eyes, not in the mood to be bothered and just wants to leave.
“Excuse me, Becky. Could I…” Christy quickly tries to ask before Becky brushes past her, wanting Christy to get the hint that she just wants to be left alone. However, Christy is persistent and she gives chase to Becky. “Becky… Becky… Could I just get your words on what transpired in your match with Candice LeRae?”
Becky stops walking and this, in turn, causes Christy and the camera to stop. Christy sticks the microphone to Becky’s lips. The Lass Kicker turns her head in order to face the camera and answers the question from Christy. “Tonight…” Becky begins. “I proved to the entire world that being the good girl that always does right will get you nowhere in this business. It will only serve as a reminder to others that they can use you and abuse you. Candice LeRae learned the hard way that always doing right and not resorting to ruthless aggression will only serve to make you a common doormat. I honestly hope that Candice learned that lesson from our match, because the next time I face her, I will pull Candice’s arm out of its socket and beat her to death with it.”
“Like I said earlier tonight…” Becky begins. “Being the ultimate good girl brought me nothing but pain, misery, injuries, and heartbreak. Now, that I am free of those shackles, it is my turn to cause pain to others. It is my turn to cause misery to others. It is definitely my turn to cause injury to others, and you can bet yer arse that it’s my turn cause heartbreak for others. I have had people that I called my friends cause pain to me, whether it be physical of emotional, thus making my life miserable. I have had people that I called my friends cause injury to me. I have had people that I have called friends cause heartbreak.”
“In short, I have been victimized by people that I have foolishly called my friends, and now…” Becky purses her lips in disgust. “It’s my turn to victimize people, to be the cause of their pain, to be the cause of their misery, to be the cause of their injuries, and to be the cause of their heartbreak. There’s nothing that anyone can do to stop me.”
Right after Becky finishes what she is saying, she is again hugged tightly from behind and by the same person, the Scottish Psychopath also known as Nikki Cross.
“BECKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!” Nikki lets out as she starts nuzzling her cheek against Becky’s cheek.
Becky rolls her eyes and shakes her head while looking at Christy. “Whether it’s Bayley or Nikki Cross, I will never get used to surprise hugs.”
”Awwwww Becky…” Nikki begins. “I saw yer match with Candice LeRae and I knew, I just knew yae could dae it!”
“Well, obviously I could do it because I just did it…” Becky begins as she manages to turn around to face Nikki. “Mainly because Candice LeRae, as good as she is or as good as she claims to be, isn’t in my league. I’m in a league of my own. Nobody can touch me!”
“But Beckyyyyyyyyyy…” Nikki says with a smile. “I’m touchin’ yae right nowwwwww…”
Becky raises an eyebrow in a quizzical manner, thinking to herself ‘What the fuck?’ Nikki shouldn’t be taking that literally, but being the oddball that she is, Nikki is taking it literally.
“No, Nikki…” Becky lets out before letting out a squeak as Nikki squeezes her tighter within the confines of the hug, Becky being squeezed so tight that it drives the air out of her. “Nikki…” Becky says in a hoarse voice before managing to push Nikki off of her. With Nikki off of her, Becky is finally able to breathe, taking in gasp after gasp of air before her breathing returns to normal while Nikki giggles uncontrollably like a small child.
“Heh heh heh heh…” Nikki laughs. “Like I said earlier, yer fun, Becky…”
“Uh…” Becky lets out, not knowing what to say in response. “Thank… you?” Becky says, unsure of the whole situation. Upon being thanked, Nikki grins and continues giggling like a small child causing Becky to raise her eyebrow again, wondering what Nikki is laughing about.
Nikki pulls Becky into another hug and pats her back roughly. “Awwwwwww Becky…” Nikki begins with a wide grin on her face. “I just know that yae and me are goin’ tae be the best of friends…”
There goes that word, ‘Friend.’ Friendship, what a quaint idea, cute even but after giving her account of her history with ‘friendships,’ Becky is extremely wary and distrustful toward anyone that wishes to be her friend because for as long as she can remember, trusting someone leaves an opening for them to drive a knife into her back.
On the other hand, it is Nikki Cross, someone that is so crazy that she comes off as an unhinged meth head that would hold you at knifepoint and mug you for spare change, and then stab you in quick fashion whether or not you comply. Becky sighs before smirking at Nikki and pats the head of the Scottish psychopath causing Nikki to grin maniacally while the Lass Kicker thinks to herself, “Maybe… But she has to earn it and I’ll be keeping a watchful eye on her…”
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Scene 02: The week after.
Date: September 17, 2018
Starring: Becky Lynch
Camera status: ON
Becky Lynch is wearing:
[BBvideo=560,315]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcM33D9RrjY[/BBvideo]
The sounds of “WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH” fills the arena. The lighting changes from normal to shades of green and shades of orange. The entrance lights up as the visual of steampunk gears for the name ‘BECKY LYNCH’ while “Celtic Invasion” by CFO$ hits the PA System. Of course, the crowd joins in by singing along in tune with the theme.
The entrance curtain opens and the Lass Kicker also known as Becky Lynch walks out onto the stage with an almost emotionless expression on her face while being greeted by thunderous cheers from the crowd. She slowly and methodically begins making her way down the entrance ramp toward the ringside area.
“It was last week on Warfare that Becky Lynch made her debut for the EBWF, and I have to admit that she has shown a side of her that no one expected to see. This isn’t the Becky Lynch that made puns. This isn’t the Becky Lynch that dressed as a chipmunk for a go cart race. This isn’t the Becky Lynch of old.” say Mauro Ranallo matter of factly.
“No, this is a new Becky Lynch. This is a more vengeful Becky Lynch. This is a more calculating, a more dangerous, and indeed a more stoic Becky Lynch. Just as Candice LeRae learned last week, if you stand in front of the Lass Kicker, your only choices are Snap or Tap and I love it! I love this new attitude of hers.” says Corey Graves with a hint of pride in his voice over this new Becky Lynch becoming known to the fanbase.
Becky makes it to ringside and climbs up onto the apron before stepping into the ring between the top and middle ropes. In the ring, Becky is tossed a microphone by the ring announcer, who is standing at ringside. “Celtic Invasion” by CFO$ cuts out and is immediately replaced by the sound of the crowd cheering wildly for the Lass Kicker. So loud is the support for Becky Lynch that it almost causes her to break her stoic, emotionless stance.
After a few moments, Becky raises the microphone up to her lips. “Last week, I made my debut for this company in a match against Candice LeRae, and if you didn’t understand what I said prior to the match, then you understood what I said through my actions in the match. The days of the pun telling, joke telling, chipmunk cosplaying, go carting, pitiable Becky Lynch are long gone. That Becky Lynch? You might as well say that she is as dead as the Undertaker, and in her place is a colder, bitter, more ruthless Lass Kicker than you have ever seen before.”
The crowd cheers and breaks out into chants of ‘Becky! Becky! Becky!’ “I see this as a chance for me to be what I always knew I could be and that is the best wrestler, male or female, in the world today. Given my track record, given how I can turn anything I touch into gold, I am definitely the best in the world, and it’s about time I find my way to another championship reign.”
Again, the crowd cheers after Becky makes her championship ambitions known to the entire world. “Last week was just the beginning of the evolution of Becky Lynch. Tonight, that evolution continues as I take on a blast from the past, Summer Rae…”
“I know that the Summer Rae that I will step into this ring with tonight will not be the same Summer Rae that I debuted against elsewhere years ago. I know that this isn’t the same Summer Rae claims that she made everyone.” Becky says, knowing full well of the character development for Summer Rae in the years since their first encounter. “After what happened last week on Warfare, and I know she was watching… She knows that this isn’t the same Becky Lynch that faced her. This isn’t the river-dancing joke that beat her all those years ago.”
“No, this is a new Becky Lynch taking on a new Summer Rae, but the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just like our first meeting all of those years ago, the outcome between Becky Lynch and Summer Rae will remain the same. Summer Rae will be flat on her back, a position that she should be accustomed to now that I’m around, and I will be standing tall with my hand raised in victory.”
Becky Lynch glares intensely into the camera lens. “Summer, I know you’re watching me right now as I speak. I know of your past telling people that you made them. Well, tonight, I’ll make you in a different way. Tonight, I’ll lock you into the Dis-Arm-Her and make you tap out and cry like the little bitch you are!”
This is because the fan base knows that her beef is not with them, but with how she has been treated as the redheaded stepchild of the women’s division elsewhere even though she should have been heralded as a golden goose considering her ability to take chicken shit and turn it into chicken salad. However, now that she is in a new company where she knows that she will not be restricted, she knows that she can now be that golden goose, and she knows that she can now be that cornerstone that she wants to be.
With the victory that the Lass Kicker obtained over Candice LeRae, Becky Lynch has taken one small step in the right direction toward being that golden goose and toward being that cornerstone of women’s wrestling that she so desires to be.
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Scene 01: Warfare Fallout
Date: September 10, 2018
Starring: Becky Lynch and Nikki Cross
Camera status: ON
Becky Lynch’s attire is:
Nikki Cross’ attire is:
Walking through the backstage area after having defeated Candice LeRae by tap out via the Dis-Arm-Her, one would think that the Lass Kicker also known as Becky Lynch would be happy over making a successful debut. That is not the case. Now while she would show jubilation over a victory especially a victory over one of the greatest female wrestlers in the world today, Candice LeRae, Becky Lynch most decidedly will not show jubilation. Instead, her thought process is that she just took a small step in the right direction toward accomplishing her goals.
As the Lass Kicker walks through the backstage area toward her locker room in order to hit the showers and go out for a bite to eat, she is approached by Christy Hemme. As she is approached by the redheaded rockstarlet, Becky rolls her eyes, not in the mood to be bothered and just wants to leave.
“Excuse me, Becky. Could I…” Christy quickly tries to ask before Becky brushes past her, wanting Christy to get the hint that she just wants to be left alone. However, Christy is persistent and she gives chase to Becky. “Becky… Becky… Could I just get your words on what transpired in your match with Candice LeRae?”
Becky stops walking and this, in turn, causes Christy and the camera to stop. Christy sticks the microphone to Becky’s lips. The Lass Kicker turns her head in order to face the camera and answers the question from Christy. “Tonight…” Becky begins. “I proved to the entire world that being the good girl that always does right will get you nowhere in this business. It will only serve as a reminder to others that they can use you and abuse you. Candice LeRae learned the hard way that always doing right and not resorting to ruthless aggression will only serve to make you a common doormat. I honestly hope that Candice learned that lesson from our match, because the next time I face her, I will pull Candice’s arm out of its socket and beat her to death with it.”
“Like I said earlier tonight…” Becky begins. “Being the ultimate good girl brought me nothing but pain, misery, injuries, and heartbreak. Now, that I am free of those shackles, it is my turn to cause pain to others. It is my turn to cause misery to others. It is definitely my turn to cause injury to others, and you can bet yer arse that it’s my turn cause heartbreak for others. I have had people that I called my friends cause pain to me, whether it be physical of emotional, thus making my life miserable. I have had people that I called my friends cause injury to me. I have had people that I have called friends cause heartbreak.”
“In short, I have been victimized by people that I have foolishly called my friends, and now…” Becky purses her lips in disgust. “It’s my turn to victimize people, to be the cause of their pain, to be the cause of their misery, to be the cause of their injuries, and to be the cause of their heartbreak. There’s nothing that anyone can do to stop me.”
Right after Becky finishes what she is saying, she is again hugged tightly from behind and by the same person, the Scottish Psychopath also known as Nikki Cross.
“BECKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!” Nikki lets out as she starts nuzzling her cheek against Becky’s cheek.
Becky rolls her eyes and shakes her head while looking at Christy. “Whether it’s Bayley or Nikki Cross, I will never get used to surprise hugs.”
”Awwwww Becky…” Nikki begins. “I saw yer match with Candice LeRae and I knew, I just knew yae could dae it!”
“Well, obviously I could do it because I just did it…” Becky begins as she manages to turn around to face Nikki. “Mainly because Candice LeRae, as good as she is or as good as she claims to be, isn’t in my league. I’m in a league of my own. Nobody can touch me!”
“But Beckyyyyyyyyyy…” Nikki says with a smile. “I’m touchin’ yae right nowwwwww…”
Becky raises an eyebrow in a quizzical manner, thinking to herself ‘What the fuck?’ Nikki shouldn’t be taking that literally, but being the oddball that she is, Nikki is taking it literally.
“No, Nikki…” Becky lets out before letting out a squeak as Nikki squeezes her tighter within the confines of the hug, Becky being squeezed so tight that it drives the air out of her. “Nikki…” Becky says in a hoarse voice before managing to push Nikki off of her. With Nikki off of her, Becky is finally able to breathe, taking in gasp after gasp of air before her breathing returns to normal while Nikki giggles uncontrollably like a small child.
“Heh heh heh heh…” Nikki laughs. “Like I said earlier, yer fun, Becky…”
“Uh…” Becky lets out, not knowing what to say in response. “Thank… you?” Becky says, unsure of the whole situation. Upon being thanked, Nikki grins and continues giggling like a small child causing Becky to raise her eyebrow again, wondering what Nikki is laughing about.
Nikki pulls Becky into another hug and pats her back roughly. “Awwwwwww Becky…” Nikki begins with a wide grin on her face. “I just know that yae and me are goin’ tae be the best of friends…”
There goes that word, ‘Friend.’ Friendship, what a quaint idea, cute even but after giving her account of her history with ‘friendships,’ Becky is extremely wary and distrustful toward anyone that wishes to be her friend because for as long as she can remember, trusting someone leaves an opening for them to drive a knife into her back.
On the other hand, it is Nikki Cross, someone that is so crazy that she comes off as an unhinged meth head that would hold you at knifepoint and mug you for spare change, and then stab you in quick fashion whether or not you comply. Becky sighs before smirking at Nikki and pats the head of the Scottish psychopath causing Nikki to grin maniacally while the Lass Kicker thinks to herself, “Maybe… But she has to earn it and I’ll be keeping a watchful eye on her…”
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Scene 02: The week after.
Date: September 17, 2018
Starring: Becky Lynch
Camera status: ON
Becky Lynch is wearing:
[BBvideo=560,315]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcM33D9RrjY[/BBvideo]
The sounds of “WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH” fills the arena. The lighting changes from normal to shades of green and shades of orange. The entrance lights up as the visual of steampunk gears for the name ‘BECKY LYNCH’ while “Celtic Invasion” by CFO$ hits the PA System. Of course, the crowd joins in by singing along in tune with the theme.
The entrance curtain opens and the Lass Kicker also known as Becky Lynch walks out onto the stage with an almost emotionless expression on her face while being greeted by thunderous cheers from the crowd. She slowly and methodically begins making her way down the entrance ramp toward the ringside area.
“It was last week on Warfare that Becky Lynch made her debut for the EBWF, and I have to admit that she has shown a side of her that no one expected to see. This isn’t the Becky Lynch that made puns. This isn’t the Becky Lynch that dressed as a chipmunk for a go cart race. This isn’t the Becky Lynch of old.” say Mauro Ranallo matter of factly.
“No, this is a new Becky Lynch. This is a more vengeful Becky Lynch. This is a more calculating, a more dangerous, and indeed a more stoic Becky Lynch. Just as Candice LeRae learned last week, if you stand in front of the Lass Kicker, your only choices are Snap or Tap and I love it! I love this new attitude of hers.” says Corey Graves with a hint of pride in his voice over this new Becky Lynch becoming known to the fanbase.
Becky makes it to ringside and climbs up onto the apron before stepping into the ring between the top and middle ropes. In the ring, Becky is tossed a microphone by the ring announcer, who is standing at ringside. “Celtic Invasion” by CFO$ cuts out and is immediately replaced by the sound of the crowd cheering wildly for the Lass Kicker. So loud is the support for Becky Lynch that it almost causes her to break her stoic, emotionless stance.
After a few moments, Becky raises the microphone up to her lips. “Last week, I made my debut for this company in a match against Candice LeRae, and if you didn’t understand what I said prior to the match, then you understood what I said through my actions in the match. The days of the pun telling, joke telling, chipmunk cosplaying, go carting, pitiable Becky Lynch are long gone. That Becky Lynch? You might as well say that she is as dead as the Undertaker, and in her place is a colder, bitter, more ruthless Lass Kicker than you have ever seen before.”
The crowd cheers and breaks out into chants of ‘Becky! Becky! Becky!’ “I see this as a chance for me to be what I always knew I could be and that is the best wrestler, male or female, in the world today. Given my track record, given how I can turn anything I touch into gold, I am definitely the best in the world, and it’s about time I find my way to another championship reign.”
Again, the crowd cheers after Becky makes her championship ambitions known to the entire world. “Last week was just the beginning of the evolution of Becky Lynch. Tonight, that evolution continues as I take on a blast from the past, Summer Rae…”
“I know that the Summer Rae that I will step into this ring with tonight will not be the same Summer Rae that I debuted against elsewhere years ago. I know that this isn’t the same Summer Rae claims that she made everyone.” Becky says, knowing full well of the character development for Summer Rae in the years since their first encounter. “After what happened last week on Warfare, and I know she was watching… She knows that this isn’t the same Becky Lynch that faced her. This isn’t the river-dancing joke that beat her all those years ago.”
“No, this is a new Becky Lynch taking on a new Summer Rae, but the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just like our first meeting all of those years ago, the outcome between Becky Lynch and Summer Rae will remain the same. Summer Rae will be flat on her back, a position that she should be accustomed to now that I’m around, and I will be standing tall with my hand raised in victory.”
Becky Lynch glares intensely into the camera lens. “Summer, I know you’re watching me right now as I speak. I know of your past telling people that you made them. Well, tonight, I’ll make you in a different way. Tonight, I’ll lock you into the Dis-Arm-Her and make you tap out and cry like the little bitch you are!”