Diary of an Anti-Diva Week 1
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:19 pm
The camera cuts to the interview set backstage on the flagship show of the EBWF, Warfare, and is broadcast to every house in the world and through the titantron in the arena. Standing right in front of the camera is none other than the Baddest Bitch in the Building, the Anti Diva also known as Ivelisse Velez. Upon her image being broadcast in the arena via the titantron, Ivelisse is met with a mixed reaction from the crowd.
“There we see a new face that will be debuting on the episode of Warfare tonight.” Mauro Ranallo says.
“Yeah, that’s Ivelisse Velez. She’s making her debut against the Sexiest of the Sexy, Maryse. Two hot women rolling around the ring beating on each other sounds good to me.” Corey Graves says.
“Ivelisse is considered to be one of the greatest women’s wrestlers in the entire world today. No matter where she goes, she makes an impact like no other and wins championships. Thus far, Ivelisse has already made an impact with a couple of people. She got into a Twitter argument with Maryse and then she nearly came to blows with a someone else just before we went on the air. She hasn’t even been here for very long, but she’s already made some enemies. I guess that’s a good thing considering how talented she is.” says Mauro.
"So, tonight I face Maryse..." Ivelisse begins. "Like I said on Twitter, I plan on rollin’ right up to her and stompin’ the shit outta her. Seeing as we in Las Vegas, she’s lookin’ to put her chips in the middle of the table and go for broke by steppin’ up to me."
“I mean, really? Who the hell does Maryse think she is, thinkin’ that she can match up with me? I faced people like her before and beat the piss out of them. That little bitch Maryse ain’t even anywhere near my league and she never will be. And you know why she's never gonna be in my league?” Ivelisse asks the audience.
The screen changes to Maryse lowering her head and quickly snapping it back, performing her signature hair flip. “This right here pisses me off about Maryse. Here's this bimbo prancin’ around, showin' off her hair flip to the crowd. There ain’t a damn thing fun, entertaining, or even interesting about that. Any dumb bitch can go flippin’ their hair. It doesn’t take a lick of talent to do that, it's insulting.”
"What DOES take talent is being able to wrestle and wrestle great, something I sure as hell know how to do way better than Maryse fuckin' Ouellet does. If I wanted to go flippin’ my hair, I’d be workin’ in a damn shampoo commercials, not as a wrestler.”
The video changes to Maryse acting flirtatious. “Here we see Maryse fuckin’ Ouellet once again. This time, she’s tryin’ to get into the pants of someone like a crackho lookin’ to work for her next fix. You will never see me doin’ that shit. The only thing you’ll see me doin’ is kickin’ someone’s ass.”
“I mean, if I wanted to flirt with someone like that, I’d be workin’ the fuckin’ street, not workin’ in a wrestling ring!” Ivelisse says with anger in her voice.
“Now, we look at the Baddest Bitch in the Building.” Ivelisse says as the video changes to a montage of Ivelisse clips. One clip shows Ivelisse training in mixed martial arts. “Here, you see me training in MMA. Just look at that concentration. Every blow I land looks like it could kill someone, and this week, that someone is Maryse Ouellet.”
The montage shows her in making her debut in the world of professional wrestling. “There you see me at age fifteen. FIFTEEN FUCKIN’ YEARS OLD! And I’m in my very first match as a wrestler. Even then in my earliest hours of being a professional wrestler, you could see the greatness that I possess and was destined for. In my very first match, you could tell that I was gonna be a star. In my very first match, you could tell that I was gonna be the very best wrestler in the world, man or woman.”
The montage shows Ivelisse Velez as Sofia Cortez teaming up with Paige. “Here, you see me teamed up with, more like carrying, someone that ain’t ever gonna be in my league and she ain’t ever gonna be anything more than a washed-up has been while I stand before everyone as the Best in the World!”
The montage finally shows Ivelisse Velez winning the Trios Championship twice in Lucha Underground. “And finally, you see the Baddest Bitch in the Building carrying Angelico and Son of Havoc to two championship reigns. The only reason that they won those titles is because of me. If I wasn’t teamed with them, they woulda been as good as The Doors without Jim Morrison.”
The video switches back to the live feed and Ivelisse Velez is shown once again on the interview set. “Now, we come to the conclusion. On one hand, you got Maryse fuckin’ Ouellet flippin’ her hair and acting flirtatious while not taking this business serious. On the other hand, you have someone that has dedicated her life to this business, someone that trained hard, someone that is the best in the world, and all she wants is some fuckin’ respect!”
“Maryse, you showed everyone how little respect you have with your stupid ways and now I’m gonna punish you for it. Every time you flip your hair, I’m gonna rip it out. When you get sent to the hospital, you’ll know why I’m the Baddest Bitch in the Building!”
“There we see a new face that will be debuting on the episode of Warfare tonight.” Mauro Ranallo says.
“Yeah, that’s Ivelisse Velez. She’s making her debut against the Sexiest of the Sexy, Maryse. Two hot women rolling around the ring beating on each other sounds good to me.” Corey Graves says.
“Ivelisse is considered to be one of the greatest women’s wrestlers in the entire world today. No matter where she goes, she makes an impact like no other and wins championships. Thus far, Ivelisse has already made an impact with a couple of people. She got into a Twitter argument with Maryse and then she nearly came to blows with a someone else just before we went on the air. She hasn’t even been here for very long, but she’s already made some enemies. I guess that’s a good thing considering how talented she is.” says Mauro.
"So, tonight I face Maryse..." Ivelisse begins. "Like I said on Twitter, I plan on rollin’ right up to her and stompin’ the shit outta her. Seeing as we in Las Vegas, she’s lookin’ to put her chips in the middle of the table and go for broke by steppin’ up to me."
“I mean, really? Who the hell does Maryse think she is, thinkin’ that she can match up with me? I faced people like her before and beat the piss out of them. That little bitch Maryse ain’t even anywhere near my league and she never will be. And you know why she's never gonna be in my league?” Ivelisse asks the audience.
The screen changes to Maryse lowering her head and quickly snapping it back, performing her signature hair flip. “This right here pisses me off about Maryse. Here's this bimbo prancin’ around, showin' off her hair flip to the crowd. There ain’t a damn thing fun, entertaining, or even interesting about that. Any dumb bitch can go flippin’ their hair. It doesn’t take a lick of talent to do that, it's insulting.”
"What DOES take talent is being able to wrestle and wrestle great, something I sure as hell know how to do way better than Maryse fuckin' Ouellet does. If I wanted to go flippin’ my hair, I’d be workin’ in a damn shampoo commercials, not as a wrestler.”
The video changes to Maryse acting flirtatious. “Here we see Maryse fuckin’ Ouellet once again. This time, she’s tryin’ to get into the pants of someone like a crackho lookin’ to work for her next fix. You will never see me doin’ that shit. The only thing you’ll see me doin’ is kickin’ someone’s ass.”
“I mean, if I wanted to flirt with someone like that, I’d be workin’ the fuckin’ street, not workin’ in a wrestling ring!” Ivelisse says with anger in her voice.
“Now, we look at the Baddest Bitch in the Building.” Ivelisse says as the video changes to a montage of Ivelisse clips. One clip shows Ivelisse training in mixed martial arts. “Here, you see me training in MMA. Just look at that concentration. Every blow I land looks like it could kill someone, and this week, that someone is Maryse Ouellet.”
The montage shows her in making her debut in the world of professional wrestling. “There you see me at age fifteen. FIFTEEN FUCKIN’ YEARS OLD! And I’m in my very first match as a wrestler. Even then in my earliest hours of being a professional wrestler, you could see the greatness that I possess and was destined for. In my very first match, you could tell that I was gonna be a star. In my very first match, you could tell that I was gonna be the very best wrestler in the world, man or woman.”
The montage shows Ivelisse Velez as Sofia Cortez teaming up with Paige. “Here, you see me teamed up with, more like carrying, someone that ain’t ever gonna be in my league and she ain’t ever gonna be anything more than a washed-up has been while I stand before everyone as the Best in the World!”
The montage finally shows Ivelisse Velez winning the Trios Championship twice in Lucha Underground. “And finally, you see the Baddest Bitch in the Building carrying Angelico and Son of Havoc to two championship reigns. The only reason that they won those titles is because of me. If I wasn’t teamed with them, they woulda been as good as The Doors without Jim Morrison.”
The video switches back to the live feed and Ivelisse Velez is shown once again on the interview set. “Now, we come to the conclusion. On one hand, you got Maryse fuckin’ Ouellet flippin’ her hair and acting flirtatious while not taking this business serious. On the other hand, you have someone that has dedicated her life to this business, someone that trained hard, someone that is the best in the world, and all she wants is some fuckin’ respect!”
“Maryse, you showed everyone how little respect you have with your stupid ways and now I’m gonna punish you for it. Every time you flip your hair, I’m gonna rip it out. When you get sent to the hospital, you’ll know why I’m the Baddest Bitch in the Building!”