Macaroni
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:49 pm
~The Chickbusters were found in their locker room that was located in the backstage area of the arena. They sat back to back with one another. Apparently, this was their thinking pose. They stayed silent for some time until A.J. opened her mouth. At that point the visual turned black and white. Kaitlyn, fully colored, popped up in the corner of the screen. She was wearing thick glasses with a white lab coat and her hair was tied backwards.~
Professor Kaitlyn: All curse words will be replaced by the word "macaroni" for the duration of this promo.
~The color returned to the scene~
A.J. Lee: Macaroni! I can't believe I lost my title to that macaroni Maryse!
Kaitlyn: Macaroni, tell me about it. She's going to go on about it forever.
A.J. Lee: I have to get my macaroni title back!
~The fun-sized former champion shouted with great vengeance.~
Kaitlyn: Ya know...maybe I should take a crack at that macaroni.
A.J. Lee: But me and Maryse have unfinished business!
Kaitlyn: Hey, your unfinished business is my unfinished business too!
~The pair slowly turned to face one another.~
A.J. Lee: But what if they put us into one of those crazy macaroni matches where we have to wrestle each other?!
Kaitlyn: I would pull your arms off and macaroni you with them. Macaroni.
A.J. Lee: That. Is. So. Macaroni.
~The tense moment was broken up as a light bulb went off in A.J.'s head. Not literally, of course.~
A.J. Lee: Oh! Wait! You have a match with that macaroni, Layla!
~Kaitlyn gasped.~
Kaitlyn: I DO. Laying waste to that macaroni is always a good time.
A.J. Lee: Totes. It's cathartic and stuff.
Kaitlyn: I mean, with that voice of hers..she's sort of asking for it.
A.J. Lee: Which one? The real one of the macaroni one?
Kaitlyn: Both are pretty grating. Ya know what? I am going to macaroni her. I am going to macaroni all over her macaroni.
~It was A.J.'s turn to gasp.~
A.J. Lee: Kaitlyn!
Kaitlyn: These are serious times, A.J! We can't macaroni it up! You lost your title so we need to bounce back and show that we mean business!
A.J. Lee: Does Layla even exist on this plane of reality any more?
Kaitlyn: What the macaroni are you talking about?
A.J. Lee: Well, I mean like...she hasn't really DONE anything in a really long time.
Kaitlyn: You do bring up an interesting point.
A.J. Lee: Of course I do! MAYBE SHE WAS A HOLOGRAM ALL THIS TIME!
~A.J. stood on the couch and began to wave her arms up and down in a frantic manner. Kaitlyn raise a 'brow up at her.~
Kaitlyn: Never mind what I said about you making an interesting point. Hologram or not, and it's definitely not, Layla is getting the macaroni of a life time whether she likes it or not.
A.J. Lee: I don't think ANYONE wants to be macaroni'ed, Kaitlyn.
Kaitlyn: You would be surprised, A.J. You would be surprised.
~A.J. slumped back down onto the couch and the two began to converse about their future plans. Somewhere during this conversation they probably brought up why they decided to swear so much on this particular day.~
Professor Kaitlyn: All curse words will be replaced by the word "macaroni" for the duration of this promo.
~The color returned to the scene~
A.J. Lee: Macaroni! I can't believe I lost my title to that macaroni Maryse!
Kaitlyn: Macaroni, tell me about it. She's going to go on about it forever.
A.J. Lee: I have to get my macaroni title back!
~The fun-sized former champion shouted with great vengeance.~
Kaitlyn: Ya know...maybe I should take a crack at that macaroni.
A.J. Lee: But me and Maryse have unfinished business!
Kaitlyn: Hey, your unfinished business is my unfinished business too!
~The pair slowly turned to face one another.~
A.J. Lee: But what if they put us into one of those crazy macaroni matches where we have to wrestle each other?!
Kaitlyn: I would pull your arms off and macaroni you with them. Macaroni.
A.J. Lee: That. Is. So. Macaroni.
~The tense moment was broken up as a light bulb went off in A.J.'s head. Not literally, of course.~
A.J. Lee: Oh! Wait! You have a match with that macaroni, Layla!
~Kaitlyn gasped.~
Kaitlyn: I DO. Laying waste to that macaroni is always a good time.
A.J. Lee: Totes. It's cathartic and stuff.
Kaitlyn: I mean, with that voice of hers..she's sort of asking for it.
A.J. Lee: Which one? The real one of the macaroni one?
Kaitlyn: Both are pretty grating. Ya know what? I am going to macaroni her. I am going to macaroni all over her macaroni.
~It was A.J.'s turn to gasp.~
A.J. Lee: Kaitlyn!
Kaitlyn: These are serious times, A.J! We can't macaroni it up! You lost your title so we need to bounce back and show that we mean business!
A.J. Lee: Does Layla even exist on this plane of reality any more?
Kaitlyn: What the macaroni are you talking about?
A.J. Lee: Well, I mean like...she hasn't really DONE anything in a really long time.
Kaitlyn: You do bring up an interesting point.
A.J. Lee: Of course I do! MAYBE SHE WAS A HOLOGRAM ALL THIS TIME!
~A.J. stood on the couch and began to wave her arms up and down in a frantic manner. Kaitlyn raise a 'brow up at her.~
Kaitlyn: Never mind what I said about you making an interesting point. Hologram or not, and it's definitely not, Layla is getting the macaroni of a life time whether she likes it or not.
A.J. Lee: I don't think ANYONE wants to be macaroni'ed, Kaitlyn.
Kaitlyn: You would be surprised, A.J. You would be surprised.
~A.J. slumped back down onto the couch and the two began to converse about their future plans. Somewhere during this conversation they probably brought up why they decided to swear so much on this particular day.~