NEVER|ENOUGH
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:45 pm
The scene is set in what seems to be like a day time talk show type of scenario. The generic everyday day time talk show theme playing in the background as the camera pans around to Charlotte Flair who is stood on a small stage with a microphone as a small studio audience cheers her on. Two chairs are set upon the stage as if somebody is going to be interviewed.
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Hello everybody and thank you for joining me today on, 'This is your life"' I am your host, The Queen, Charlotte Flair and today we are going to take an in depth look into the rise and fall of EBWF Superstar, Becky Lynch!
The studio audience begin to boo at the sound of her name from the direction of the director who is holding up card's telling the studio audience how to react.
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
First of all, before I proceed, it would be so, so rude of me to do this without our guest for today, the self proclaimed Queen Slayer herself, ladies and gentlemen, BECKY LYNCH!
Becky Lynch's theme song begins to play as the crowd boo a long. From behind the studio wall steps Zelina Vega, dressed in a generic Becky Lynch attire, orange colored wig and all the trimmings to go along with it. Zelina steps center stage and begins to do a little Irish dance to the booing audience.
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Well done Becky, beautiful Irish Dancing, but this isn't a talent show so please, take a seat! We have a lot to get through in such little time! Now first of all, let's talk a little bit about your deep, deep obsession with I, your idol, Charlotte Flair!
Zelina begins to shake a little in her seat like some sort of obsessed fan, causing the audience to laugh. Zelina begins to speak in an Irish accent causing the crowd to laugh even more.
BECKY;ZELINAVEGA
Well Charlotte, from the moment I set my eyes upon your physically athlete physique I just knew I wanted to be your friend so all the other women wrestlers didn't pull my hair in the locker room because of my obsession with lepricorns and potatoes! You were so, so nice to me and for that, I am eternally grateful!
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
So, since then, we have noticed a lot of hate towards your idol, can I ask why?
BECKY;ZELINAVEGA
I'm just jealous Charlotte. Your winning titles, i'm winning dancing contests, well, taking part in them. I mean, you have such a wonderful talking voice as well and I have to be stuck with this deep horrible accent that is like sticking needles deep into your ear drums. You have always been amazing at promos and every time I attempted to do one, I sounded like a cat being used as a bouncy castle so I was very, very jealous Charlotte.
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Aww Becky my little orange headed jaffa cake. Sometimes in life you have to accept that you are just not born to be as good as people at various different things. I'd imagine you would wipe the floor with me in a Irish dancing contest, where as i'd wipe the floor with you in a wrestling contest, it's just how the world works Becky. Take this as a bit of a therapy session also if you would like, it could help cleanse your soul.
Before Becky gets chance to speak, Charlotte turns to the director.
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Isn't there anybody backstage who can talk in place of Becky because she is causing the audience alarm and distress, she is going to destroy the ratings!
The director shakes his head as Charlotte sighs.
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Sorry about that Becky, we were experiencing a few small technical difficulties but we will power on! So, Becky, do you ever plan of stepping from beyond my shadow and actually doing anything with your life instead of riding my coat tails? You are getting older day by day and sooner or later you won't have much time left, just saying hun.
BECKY;ZELINAVEGA
Oh Charlotte mate, I have thought about it but your like a fridge and i'm a fridge magnet, I just can't stop sticking to you! It's like banger's without the mash and Charlotte, you are the mash to my banger! Every time I try and do something for myself it just messes up and then the only thing I can think of doing is following you around like a lost puppy, it gets me a bit of recognition...HAHAHA YOUR THEME SONG CHARLOTTE!
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Oh my God Becky that is right! ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR BECKY GUYS!
The crowd begin to clap as Becky gets all giddy in her chair, clapping her hands like a seal.
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Now speaking of questions, we have a little game. If you answer this question incorrectly, that bucket above you is filled with gunge and will drop onto your head, so here goes. Who is the greatest women's wrestler to ever grace the EBWF....
BECKY;ZELINAVEGA
Durhhhhhh, Charlotte Flair!
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Yes Becky, THAT IS CORRECT!! Oh I forgot to mention, the gunge still falls on you whether you get it wrong or right!
The bucket tips and the green gunge pours from the bucket and totally covers Becky/Zelina Vega from head to toe. The crowd erupt into laughter and applause as the expression upon Charlotte's face suddenly changes. Zelina rips the gunge filled orange wig from her head and the two women stand up and edge towards the camera a little, both looking like they mean business.
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Can you see now Becky? Can you see what we can all see every time you continue to follow me around and try to tarnish the career I created for myself unlike you who has etched what you have from ME! LEAVE ME ALONE! I am sick of having to turn corners everywhere I go to see you there, trying to ruin everything again. At first I pitied you, second I got bored of you, third I used you, fourth I DUMPED YOU and NOW FINALLY I'M GOING TO FINALLY GET RID OF YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!
The crowd erupt into an applause.
THEQUEEN;CHARLOTTEFLAIR
Come Fanniversary Becky, you are going to wish you had never, ever crossed paths with me all those years ago when we were both just starting out. I gave you opportunity after opportunity to go your own way, create a legacy for yourself but you seem to have something in that tiny little mind of yours that just won't let it god damn register so now i'm going to have to beat it into you!
I am bored of you, bored of this and bored of this pathetic thing you are trying to create. STOP TRYING TO CREATE YOUR CAREER OUT OF MINE! You will never be Genetically Superior, you will never be CHARLOTTE FLAIR. All you will be is a second rate women's wrestler who built a career the same time as the great Charlotte Flair but just never had what it took to go to the heights that I did. That is all you are going to be known for, the lass who was around the same time as Charlotte Flair. Your never going to create your own legacy, BECAUSE I AM YOUR LEGACY. Without me, you would be nothing, have nothing and you wouldn't even be relevant enough to mention.
You are a pathetic third class wrestler who just wasn't talented enough to reach the big leagues the same time as I, so you had to create some pathetic little story out of my success all to give yourself a little bit of air time. Becky, I am going to end it all, once and for all. I am going to not only end the story you have tried to create, I am going to extinguish the straight fire you claim to be and at the end of it all, I will still be the Queen! I am going to be the ending chapter of the fan fiction story book you have tried to play out in reality because you are just not worth any more of my time.
At Fanniversary when I beat you plain and simple, one...two....three, let that be it, because I have had just as much as I can take of someone leaching off my career any longer. I AM BETTER THAN YOU, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER THAN YOU AND BECKY, I ALWAYS WILL BE....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
The studio audience jump to their feet and begin to clap and cheer for Charlotte Flair who stands centre stage as the show fades out.