A Joke!
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:45 pm
The camera cuts on as the scene shows Renee Young standing backstage of the Valley View Casino Center. She holds the microphone up and begins speaking...
Renee Young: Ladies and Gentleman, Its been one week since Fanniversary, And it was an amazing show. Bu...
Before Renee could finish speaking Hardcore Holly interrupts.
Hardcore Holly: Wait a damn minute Renee! I agreed to do this interview, And instead of introducing me.. You insult me! Ya know Renee! I will do this my self...
Hardcore ( wearing a pair of black jeans with a white t-shirt the reads "The Hardcore Truth" ) then grabs the microphone from Renee and continues speaking.
Hardcore Holly: Now you get the hell out of here... Amazing my ass, Let me make something very clear to everyone right now, I am the baddest man around here an Aiden! You and I have unfinished business, And come hell or high water I will get another rematch. Your ass belongs to me and their isn't a damn thing you can do to change that! Because while I may have underestimated you, We all know your just a stupid idiot! Because while I wanted a fight at Fanniversary, You just wanted a win HA! I mean Hell I got more of a fight out of Marty Scurll then you. And where are you tonight? Crying to your wife about how you thought you and Jimmy Havoc were best friends... Now that is pathetic! So go an enjoy your little victory because while you are at home being a whiney bitch, I will be doing exactly what I do best... Fighting and kicking ass...
Hardcore Holly then spits and laughs a little before he begins speaking.
Hardcore Holly: And now that brings me to you Grado. You see, Either EBWF management doesn't like you or you got a real bad draw son. Because fact is you don't even belong in the ring with me. You belong at Burger King with ya buddy Kevin Steen stuffing ya fat asses and talking about who has the best fast food. I have seen you fight one time since I been here in EBWF Grado and I have to say, I was not impressed, In fact I thought it was a disgrace. Fact is I wouldn't even let you lace up my boots. You damn sure don't belong in a ring fat boy, Your fat ass needs to go to the gym or better yet just leave EBWF. Now Look at me Grado…
Hardcore Holly then flexes before continuing.
Hardcore Holly: See this boy, This is what a real man looks like, This is what a real fighter looks like, Not like you just some fat ass wannabe spokesman for Burger King, Because while you are eating all that fast food, I am perfecting my craft and my body, I mean I don't even know if ya fat ass can even run let alone still fight... And I am warning you right now Grado, You don't want to go out to the ring tonight, You don't want to fight me because after the last few weeks I have had, I am not in a very good mood. And tonight Grado I am not going hesitate to kick your dumbass all over the arena and put a end to your pathetic career.
Hardcore then pauses for a moment before continuing.
Hardcore Holly: Grado tonight will not be a good night for you. There will be violence, There will be blood, An there is a big ass whooping heading ya way. Personally Grado.. I think your a joke, I think all of this is a joke, I mean do you honestly think you could even last three minutes in the ring with me? But I promise you Grado, I will make this beating last more then three minutes, An it will last however long I want it to! Because I don't like you Grado. I have zero respect for you, An I think your a disgrace to this business, A disgrace as a man. And tonight I am going to show you what happens when you step into the ring with a real man, A real fighter. And after I leave you laying in a pool of your own blood, And after I am finished with you Grado.. Your dumbass will be serving burgers and fries.
Hardcore then shakes his head as he continues speaking.
Hardcore Holly: Talk time is over boy, And a ass kicking is heading your way Grado... Now Put ya burger down, Stop eating them fries an getting fatter by the second and get ready, Because your days are numbered here in EBWF... So Grado..
Hardcore then looks directly into the camera and continues to speak.
Hardcore Holly: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!
Hardcore then drops the microphone and pushes the camera man as he walks away. The screen then fades to black.
Renee Young: Ladies and Gentleman, Its been one week since Fanniversary, And it was an amazing show. Bu...
Before Renee could finish speaking Hardcore Holly interrupts.
Hardcore Holly: Wait a damn minute Renee! I agreed to do this interview, And instead of introducing me.. You insult me! Ya know Renee! I will do this my self...
Hardcore ( wearing a pair of black jeans with a white t-shirt the reads "The Hardcore Truth" ) then grabs the microphone from Renee and continues speaking.
Hardcore Holly: Now you get the hell out of here... Amazing my ass, Let me make something very clear to everyone right now, I am the baddest man around here an Aiden! You and I have unfinished business, And come hell or high water I will get another rematch. Your ass belongs to me and their isn't a damn thing you can do to change that! Because while I may have underestimated you, We all know your just a stupid idiot! Because while I wanted a fight at Fanniversary, You just wanted a win HA! I mean Hell I got more of a fight out of Marty Scurll then you. And where are you tonight? Crying to your wife about how you thought you and Jimmy Havoc were best friends... Now that is pathetic! So go an enjoy your little victory because while you are at home being a whiney bitch, I will be doing exactly what I do best... Fighting and kicking ass...
Hardcore Holly then spits and laughs a little before he begins speaking.
Hardcore Holly: And now that brings me to you Grado. You see, Either EBWF management doesn't like you or you got a real bad draw son. Because fact is you don't even belong in the ring with me. You belong at Burger King with ya buddy Kevin Steen stuffing ya fat asses and talking about who has the best fast food. I have seen you fight one time since I been here in EBWF Grado and I have to say, I was not impressed, In fact I thought it was a disgrace. Fact is I wouldn't even let you lace up my boots. You damn sure don't belong in a ring fat boy, Your fat ass needs to go to the gym or better yet just leave EBWF. Now Look at me Grado…
Hardcore Holly then flexes before continuing.
Hardcore Holly: See this boy, This is what a real man looks like, This is what a real fighter looks like, Not like you just some fat ass wannabe spokesman for Burger King, Because while you are eating all that fast food, I am perfecting my craft and my body, I mean I don't even know if ya fat ass can even run let alone still fight... And I am warning you right now Grado, You don't want to go out to the ring tonight, You don't want to fight me because after the last few weeks I have had, I am not in a very good mood. And tonight Grado I am not going hesitate to kick your dumbass all over the arena and put a end to your pathetic career.
Hardcore then pauses for a moment before continuing.
Hardcore Holly: Grado tonight will not be a good night for you. There will be violence, There will be blood, An there is a big ass whooping heading ya way. Personally Grado.. I think your a joke, I think all of this is a joke, I mean do you honestly think you could even last three minutes in the ring with me? But I promise you Grado, I will make this beating last more then three minutes, An it will last however long I want it to! Because I don't like you Grado. I have zero respect for you, An I think your a disgrace to this business, A disgrace as a man. And tonight I am going to show you what happens when you step into the ring with a real man, A real fighter. And after I leave you laying in a pool of your own blood, And after I am finished with you Grado.. Your dumbass will be serving burgers and fries.
Hardcore then shakes his head as he continues speaking.
Hardcore Holly: Talk time is over boy, And a ass kicking is heading your way Grado... Now Put ya burger down, Stop eating them fries an getting fatter by the second and get ready, Because your days are numbered here in EBWF... So Grado..
Hardcore then looks directly into the camera and continues to speak.
Hardcore Holly: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!
Hardcore then drops the microphone and pushes the camera man as he walks away. The screen then fades to black.