Why Not?
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:57 pm
A black screen appears as you hear footsteps getting closer and closer. All of a sudden a light bulb switches on, revealing Jimmy Havoc stood there in his signature black mask covering his mouth. His hair covered a portion of his eye. He lightbulb swayed back and forth manipulating the shadows to go across Havoc’s face. He started deep into the camera as he removed his mask and brushed away the hair off his face.
Jimmy Havoc: The question on everyone’s lips. Three simple letters. Why?
Jimmy laughed to himself.
Jimmy Havoc: Why Jimmy? You had the crowd in the palm of your hand and you turned them away like filth. You squandered your opportunity at glory and fame for a cheap victory and another band of merry man to hang around with.
Jimmy rubbed his head.
Jimmy Havoc: Why not? You all know Jimmy Havoc has ALWAYS been a leader of men, Jimmy Havoc has always gravitated to being on top of the mountain. I was presented with an opportunity very early on by LEGION to become apart of something that will not only be a big part of EBWF but become bigger. Why would I turn that down?
Jimmy laughed to himself.
Jimmy Havoc: Plus, why would I Team with Chris Jericho, Marty Scurll and The Miz? 3 men who I honestly can not stand. 3 men that given the same opportunity would’ve taken it hands down, they can all come out the woodwork and say how despicable I am and how what I did was evil but that all comes from jealousy. The only person I sorta wish wasn’t involved, but involved himself was Aiden English. Aiden is someone who I greatly admire to this day because he’s done everything his way, he hasn’t let anyone tell him what he can and can’t do. There’s similarities, I’ve proved to everyone that I wasn’t just a hardcore/deathmatch guy and he’s proved to everyone that he’s a damn good fucking wrestler. Now that he’s Gateway Champion, we’re going to war very soon. I really can’t wait for that.
Jimmy Havoc: I’m absolutely sick of people in this company walking around here like there the hottest new shit around. Becky Lynch, cussing and walking around like she’s a trailblazer, like she’s the most controversial figure here but completely forgot who did it all 2 years ago. Priscilla Kelly, I kinda want her number, doesn’t change the fact she wouldn’t have stood a chance had I not walked into this company a killer, a creep. Hardcore Holly.
Jimmy laughed loudly.
Jimmy Havoc: Thinks he can actually call himself Hardcore in the day and age myself and Wes Ikeda tore each other apart in a Deathmatch in the Main Event of Wrestlemania! I might walk around calling myself Deathmatch Jimmy! I actually look forward to the day I get to rip Bob Holly from his own flesh but we all know he’s scared of these heights.
Jimmy recollected himself.
Jimmy Havoc: Enough about the past and the future, time to deal with a lovely gift wrapped Mexican known as the present. I honestly forgot that he even worked here, I know that he was brought in as a partner for Miz...and we all know how he works with partners. Honestly Rey, if I knew you were in the company still...I still wouldn’t of tried to recruit you into Team EBWF. You’re a has been Luchador that left cos your knee sucks and went and collected big money in South America. I don’t know why you didn’t stay down there Rey, you were doing what most guys would do your age. Get paid to go over with minimal effort, Vince is doing it, why don’t you go there?! You could end up on Holiday in Saudi Arabia!
Jimmy shuffled his arms and showed the camera his title.
Jimmy Havoc: I am the EBWF Champion because I have proven time and time again that I am the bet with everyone that I hang with. I have been to the depths of hell and flown higher than Icarus and my wings ain’t burnt. I don’t plan to catch fire anytime soon Rey, you already burnt out a long time ago ese. You’re buddy Eddie built himself on Lying, Cheating and Stealing, things that I have mastered and bettered than Eddie ever did. No amount of praying can change the amount of suffering you will go through on Monday. You may have to wear that mask 24/7 cos Dominic won’t wanna see that face no more.
Jimmy sighed.
Jimmy Havoc: I am here to prove I made the best decision. I aligned myself with my Best Friends and my girlfriend, I surrounded myself with the people that will protect me and my legacy in this company. You WILL remember the name Jimmy Havoc, you WILL remember the name LEGION. You will no longer be asking why…
Jimmy laughed.
Jimmy Havoc: Join us...Why not?
Jimmy Havoc: The question on everyone’s lips. Three simple letters. Why?
Jimmy laughed to himself.
Jimmy Havoc: Why Jimmy? You had the crowd in the palm of your hand and you turned them away like filth. You squandered your opportunity at glory and fame for a cheap victory and another band of merry man to hang around with.
Jimmy rubbed his head.
Jimmy Havoc: Why not? You all know Jimmy Havoc has ALWAYS been a leader of men, Jimmy Havoc has always gravitated to being on top of the mountain. I was presented with an opportunity very early on by LEGION to become apart of something that will not only be a big part of EBWF but become bigger. Why would I turn that down?
Jimmy laughed to himself.
Jimmy Havoc: Plus, why would I Team with Chris Jericho, Marty Scurll and The Miz? 3 men who I honestly can not stand. 3 men that given the same opportunity would’ve taken it hands down, they can all come out the woodwork and say how despicable I am and how what I did was evil but that all comes from jealousy. The only person I sorta wish wasn’t involved, but involved himself was Aiden English. Aiden is someone who I greatly admire to this day because he’s done everything his way, he hasn’t let anyone tell him what he can and can’t do. There’s similarities, I’ve proved to everyone that I wasn’t just a hardcore/deathmatch guy and he’s proved to everyone that he’s a damn good fucking wrestler. Now that he’s Gateway Champion, we’re going to war very soon. I really can’t wait for that.
Jimmy Havoc: I’m absolutely sick of people in this company walking around here like there the hottest new shit around. Becky Lynch, cussing and walking around like she’s a trailblazer, like she’s the most controversial figure here but completely forgot who did it all 2 years ago. Priscilla Kelly, I kinda want her number, doesn’t change the fact she wouldn’t have stood a chance had I not walked into this company a killer, a creep. Hardcore Holly.
Jimmy laughed loudly.
Jimmy Havoc: Thinks he can actually call himself Hardcore in the day and age myself and Wes Ikeda tore each other apart in a Deathmatch in the Main Event of Wrestlemania! I might walk around calling myself Deathmatch Jimmy! I actually look forward to the day I get to rip Bob Holly from his own flesh but we all know he’s scared of these heights.
Jimmy recollected himself.
Jimmy Havoc: Enough about the past and the future, time to deal with a lovely gift wrapped Mexican known as the present. I honestly forgot that he even worked here, I know that he was brought in as a partner for Miz...and we all know how he works with partners. Honestly Rey, if I knew you were in the company still...I still wouldn’t of tried to recruit you into Team EBWF. You’re a has been Luchador that left cos your knee sucks and went and collected big money in South America. I don’t know why you didn’t stay down there Rey, you were doing what most guys would do your age. Get paid to go over with minimal effort, Vince is doing it, why don’t you go there?! You could end up on Holiday in Saudi Arabia!
Jimmy shuffled his arms and showed the camera his title.
Jimmy Havoc: I am the EBWF Champion because I have proven time and time again that I am the bet with everyone that I hang with. I have been to the depths of hell and flown higher than Icarus and my wings ain’t burnt. I don’t plan to catch fire anytime soon Rey, you already burnt out a long time ago ese. You’re buddy Eddie built himself on Lying, Cheating and Stealing, things that I have mastered and bettered than Eddie ever did. No amount of praying can change the amount of suffering you will go through on Monday. You may have to wear that mask 24/7 cos Dominic won’t wanna see that face no more.
Jimmy sighed.
Jimmy Havoc: I am here to prove I made the best decision. I aligned myself with my Best Friends and my girlfriend, I surrounded myself with the people that will protect me and my legacy in this company. You WILL remember the name Jimmy Havoc, you WILL remember the name LEGION. You will no longer be asking why…
Jimmy laughed.
Jimmy Havoc: Join us...Why not?