How it is
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:22 pm
Ciampa: Wrestlemania.
Ciampa grins.
Ciampa: The most important day in the sports entertainment calender. What would this event be without the greatest sports entertainer... of all time? For the pleasure of the masses I am going to do what I do. I'm gonna put the hurt to some lesser being. In this case it's Marty Scull suffering. Fine. Good. Who is better
Ciampa stares deeply into the mirror, almost fixated.
Ciampa: I see you Marty. I see you and I know you. One of the mechanics of EBWF, right? Me too! Fun times. Great label, gets you far! But. We aren't exactly the same, are we? You are the sort of mechanic who patches up an SUV, weld's it up, knocks three times on the dash and.. hopes for the best. That'll have to do. Not me. I'm high calibre, high performance.
Ciampa refocuses. He runs a hand over his abs and appreciates his own reflection.
Ciampa: Amazing bodywork too.
Ciampa holds up his hand and spins around.
Ciampa: Wait. Let's not get hung up too much in making dreadful car puns. Nobody in their right mind would agree to an actual racing related gimmick. Ever.
Ciampa chuckles.
Ciampa: That was a dig you Bob Holly. It probably went over your head. Never mind. You're not important to todays narritive. Scurll, you are. How does that feel? To be important. Does it feel foreign? So.We're not doing things the traditional way Marty, this isn't a regular contest, this is destruction derby son. We get to wreck one another.
Ciampa winces and shake his head.
Ciampa: Looking forward to it, Marty? I am. During my EBWF tenure I've had an amount of success in these sorts matches. I'm a sick dude and I come up with way to hurt someone that wouldnt occur to your average psychopath. I'm an artist. Where do your talents lie, boy? What are you good at? Being overshadowed? Taking a beating? If that is the case you are an ideal candidate for my latest project! Whoever I faced would need to be prepared for those thing. You've had ample practice at both. Highly qualified.
Ciampa mockingly applauds and bows.
Ciampa: No holds barred. How far that goes depends on you Marty. I am going to hurt you regardless. I will contort your body, have you in agony no time at all. Your body will be battered and broken quickly. Your body may be wea but your spirit is strong. That is going to hold out for longer. Listen to your body Marty. Give in when your body does. No matter what thoughts of glory occur to you. No matter where you find the strength to go on. Don't. Give in. Stay down. Do the right thing. Or don't. Regardless, you will lose and I will prevail.
Tomasso Ciampa turns his back to the camera and begins adjusting his beard in the mirror.