Preoccupied
Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 5:26 pm
The Miz was now into his 5th month as the EBWF Champion, and this month perhaps had it's weirdest start out of any in his entire career. The Miz each week he appeared on EBWF television was now being haunted and terrorized by two masked men. They had both cost him a match, and issued a heinous attack on him after his latest victory over Rey Mysterio. This week the EBWF Champion would go head to head with Tommaso Ciampa- and there was no doubt that the identities and the influence that these masked men may have on the match would be weighing heavily on The Miz' mind.
The scene opened up inside the Los Angeles, California home of The EBWF World Champion, The Miz. The camera quickly panned from an outside shot of his house to inside The Miz highly decorated man cave. The decorations included a large amount of Miz/EBWF memorabilia- including action shots of The Miz in the ring and titles that he had held over his illustrious career in the EBWF. The Miz sat on his couch watching TV with Mickie James. From where the camera was situated you could see that they were watching an episode of Game of Thrones. Finally Miz, who looked preoccupied to begin with, paused the TV.
Mickie James: HEY!!
The Miz: You know what I can't stand?
Mickie James: When someone pauses the TV right in the middle of GOT.
The Miz: You call it GOT?
Mickie James: Yeah babe.. it's shorter.. duh.
The Miz: I'm sorry I'll hit play in a minute.. I wanna talk for a second.
Mickie James: Can't we talk after GOT?
The Miz: No- I wanna talk now.
Mickie sighed.
Mickie James: Okay babe.. what can't you stand?
The Miz: I can't stand the fact that instead of getting ready to add yet another victory to my already large collection. Instead of focusing on Tommaso Ciampa or whatever the heck his name is. I'm completely preoccupied with the 2 cowards that have come out these last two weeks during my matches. Like I need to know who these jamoaks are.. and I need to let them know that The Miz is NOT someone you want to play around with.
Mickie James: I'd play around with The Miz.
The Miz smiled..
The Miz: Oh yeah?
Mickie James was now flirty.
Mickie James: Yeah...
The two of them got close as if they were going to kiss. Quickly The Miz decided it was time to regain focus.
The Miz: No- time to regain focus.
See.
The Miz: I don't know who these guys are or who they think I am, but I am NOT the person that they want to be messing with. If they have the balls to come out on Monday when I'm mid victory vs. this Tommaso character- I'll be waiting.
Mickie James: Babe don't even worry about them- focus on your match on Monday- and GOT right now!
The Miz: The honest truth of this is the one I feel bad for IS Tommaso. I mean he really didn't do anything to deserve the beating that I'm going to give him, but I've been so freaking disgusted with these two cowards that I have to take my aggression out on someone.
Mickie James: Take it out on me big boy..
The Miz: Yeah?
Mickie James: Yeah..
Again the two got close like they were about to go at it. Again Miz snapped back into focus.
The Miz: NO! It's true though Tommaso is a good competitor but he's definitely found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm The Miz- which means I'm the best god damn guy in this whole company- look around the room.. I've done it all.. I'm tough to beat anytime anywhere. However, I'm IMPOSSIBLE to beat.. when I'm this god damn irritated. I'm going to be beating the hell out of Tommaso and I'm going to be visualizing these two jamoak-a-sourous rexes that have been screwing with me these past two weeks..
Mickie James: I'll screw with you right now...
The Miz: Is that right?
Mickie James: You know it.
The Miz and her went close again- again Miz refrained.
The Miz: I need to make sure it's clear to Tommaso that what is about to happen to him isn't going to be personal. I mean I don't have even one issue with him. It's going to strictly be a situation of.. my greatness.. and how violent my greatness can get when I'm ticked the hell off like I am right now. It's going to be a vicious assault- but hey at least he'll be able to tell his grand kids about it some day.. if he makes it through the match. Tommaso it's not going to be personal.. but it's going to hurt a lot.. and as for my two masked admirers. Can't wait to see you soon you spineless pieces of..
Mickie James: Babe family show..
The Miz: You're right- sorry. Let's just watch the show.
Mickie James: Let's not..
Mickie forced herself into a kiss- that Miz once it began- was more than willing.. as the scene faded out to black.
The scene opened up inside the Los Angeles, California home of The EBWF World Champion, The Miz. The camera quickly panned from an outside shot of his house to inside The Miz highly decorated man cave. The decorations included a large amount of Miz/EBWF memorabilia- including action shots of The Miz in the ring and titles that he had held over his illustrious career in the EBWF. The Miz sat on his couch watching TV with Mickie James. From where the camera was situated you could see that they were watching an episode of Game of Thrones. Finally Miz, who looked preoccupied to begin with, paused the TV.
Mickie James: HEY!!
The Miz: You know what I can't stand?
Mickie James: When someone pauses the TV right in the middle of GOT.
The Miz: You call it GOT?
Mickie James: Yeah babe.. it's shorter.. duh.
The Miz: I'm sorry I'll hit play in a minute.. I wanna talk for a second.
Mickie James: Can't we talk after GOT?
The Miz: No- I wanna talk now.
Mickie sighed.
Mickie James: Okay babe.. what can't you stand?
The Miz: I can't stand the fact that instead of getting ready to add yet another victory to my already large collection. Instead of focusing on Tommaso Ciampa or whatever the heck his name is. I'm completely preoccupied with the 2 cowards that have come out these last two weeks during my matches. Like I need to know who these jamoaks are.. and I need to let them know that The Miz is NOT someone you want to play around with.
Mickie James: I'd play around with The Miz.
The Miz smiled..
The Miz: Oh yeah?
Mickie James was now flirty.
Mickie James: Yeah...
The two of them got close as if they were going to kiss. Quickly The Miz decided it was time to regain focus.
The Miz: No- time to regain focus.
See.
The Miz: I don't know who these guys are or who they think I am, but I am NOT the person that they want to be messing with. If they have the balls to come out on Monday when I'm mid victory vs. this Tommaso character- I'll be waiting.
Mickie James: Babe don't even worry about them- focus on your match on Monday- and GOT right now!
The Miz: The honest truth of this is the one I feel bad for IS Tommaso. I mean he really didn't do anything to deserve the beating that I'm going to give him, but I've been so freaking disgusted with these two cowards that I have to take my aggression out on someone.
Mickie James: Take it out on me big boy..
The Miz: Yeah?
Mickie James: Yeah..
Again the two got close like they were about to go at it. Again Miz snapped back into focus.
The Miz: NO! It's true though Tommaso is a good competitor but he's definitely found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm The Miz- which means I'm the best god damn guy in this whole company- look around the room.. I've done it all.. I'm tough to beat anytime anywhere. However, I'm IMPOSSIBLE to beat.. when I'm this god damn irritated. I'm going to be beating the hell out of Tommaso and I'm going to be visualizing these two jamoak-a-sourous rexes that have been screwing with me these past two weeks..
Mickie James: I'll screw with you right now...
The Miz: Is that right?
Mickie James: You know it.
The Miz and her went close again- again Miz refrained.
The Miz: I need to make sure it's clear to Tommaso that what is about to happen to him isn't going to be personal. I mean I don't have even one issue with him. It's going to strictly be a situation of.. my greatness.. and how violent my greatness can get when I'm ticked the hell off like I am right now. It's going to be a vicious assault- but hey at least he'll be able to tell his grand kids about it some day.. if he makes it through the match. Tommaso it's not going to be personal.. but it's going to hurt a lot.. and as for my two masked admirers. Can't wait to see you soon you spineless pieces of..
Mickie James: Babe family show..
The Miz: You're right- sorry. Let's just watch the show.
Mickie James: Let's not..
Mickie forced herself into a kiss- that Miz once it began- was more than willing.. as the scene faded out to black.