Better things to do.

[Juan Ramirez]

The scene opened up with Josh Matthews standing before a door which read EVE TORRES in bold letters. Josh looked at the camera and adjusted his tie.

Josh Mathews: Ladies and Gentlemen of the EBWF Universe, I wanted to get Eve Torres' thoughts regarding her upcoming match against Melina Perez and Kelly Kelly... However, I have been unable to reach her... I have been standing here for a few minutes, knocking the door with no success...

Josh knocked on the door again. A female voice came from behind the door.

Eve Torres: If I didn't want to answer the first time, what makes you think I'll open now? What do you want?

Josh Matthews: I want to ask about your match against Kelly Kelly and Mel...

The door swung open, Eve's heels clicked their way as she got right in Josh's face.

Eve Torres: As far as I am concerned I don't have a match tonight... You must have gotten your information wrong!

Josh Matthews: Well, it says it right here, on the car...

Eve shrugged.

Eve Torres: Then whoever made the card must've had his information wrong! For the last time... I am not here to wrestle... I am here to... Do what I do best!

She smiled and twirled around, heading back to her locker room.

Josh Matthews: Any message to your opponents?

She turned her head over her shoulder and chuckled at Josh.

Eve Torres: Josh, as far as I am concerned, I have got no opponents... The fact Kelly Kelly and Melina aren't even in my league should tell you enough! I am not interested in physical violence, nor am I interested in bedazzled belts! Let's take ringtime Barbie for example... She goes out there and waves her hands for the fans, bats her huge fake ass eyelashes and gets the pops... She goes home thinking she's loved and accepted... But at the end of the day we know the fans are just a bunch of prying horn dogs just gawping and undressing us Divas' with their eyes... Of course I don't expect Kelly Kelly to know what "Prying" or "Gawping" is... Undressing, she might be familiar with. But still, I am not an object, I am not a dancing monkey to be summoned to that ring weekly and exposed like beef on a BBQ. Now, Melina is just as Kelly Kelly... She thinks because of a deep cleavage, leather clothes and splits she is a successful diva... She might have gotten lost on her way to Sapphire's men club and ended up here instead, who knows... But Please Josh... don't EVER tell me someone is a rival, or an opponent to me... Because as far as I am concerned this isn't a competition, and if it were I would be winning by a mile! Now, if you excuse me... I'm doing something really important and I do not wish to be disturbed...

Josh Matthews: How are you preparing for this match?

Eve Torres: Didn't you hear, Josh? I am not interested in physical confrontations whatsoever... I am up to bigger things... Let Kelly Kelly and Melina flaunt their bodies and be two objects in the ring... After all, geeks and perverts all over the world need something to get off to...

Eve shrugged and walked away.