Broken Records

[Sam]

OOC: Sorry for the short one. It was mine and my girlfriend 3rd year anniversary today and we were out all weekend.

Jimmy Havoc: What happened to EBWF? A year ago you would have AJ Styles, Tommy End, Aiden English, Chris Jericho, CM Punk and me all on one card. Youd see them all go against each other every week but now weve got a stupid head ass Lio Rush opening the show and then I have to go against Elias in the final match of the night. Wheres the competition here? At least Tommaso Ciampa is in there somewhere. Dude can work. I'm looking back and all I see is LEGION carry the tag belts for no fucking reason. Lio Rush getting the belt handed to him by an old dude who was like 2 eras past his prime. I remember Lio Rush being in the Breakout division like 2 fucking years ago! You do realise with that belt... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BREAK OUT. Elias you're a sidekick without a hero, you know how this story goes. You'll come out, play your chords and sing your song or whatever and then in the end you'll be staring at the lights after I pin you for the 3. This win will do nothing for me, this is it me paying my dues again. I'll go on to whatever bullshit EBWF give me next week and you'll disappear until they need numbers for a Lumberjack match or whatever the fuck they do these days. Like what's the point In this match? Is this Wes' thank you match to you for showing up the Rumble? God damn. I feel like I'm repeating myself and going crazy here.

Jimmy sighed and put on a sarcastic tone.

Jimmy Havoc: Okay. Elias. I respect you and respect how good you are, let's have a good match and put on a show right? May the best man win?