EBWF Aint Big Enough For The Both of US
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:43 pm
The Rock after placing third in the 2020 Royal Rumble seemed back and better than he ever was before. A set back to Jimmy Havoc in his return to singles action may have made some question how electrifying he still could be- but one man that wasn't questioning anything at all- was The Rock himself. As far as he was concerned 2020 was the return of the Great One- and he was going to do everything in his power to not only make his in ring return, but to make as much of an impact as humanly possible. As February rolled into March- The Rock would be matched up on Warfare with a very familiar foe. Another man who was making his full time in ring return in Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin in the Rock were no strangers to each other and still remained two of the bigger draws in professional wrestling- and this was undoubtedly going to be a match that had people talking.
The scene opened up in Miami, Florida just outside of Sun Life Stadium. The camera that switched to inside the stadium where The Rock was seen on the field pushing a sled. He was wearing a white tank top and black nike shorts. He was sweating pretty profusely and had headphones on his ears. He stopped pushing the sled and removed his headphones looking dead into the camera.
The Rock: Finally- The Rock- has come back- to youtube. You see The Rock- VIDEO DIARY- new channel- you want more Rock? All you have to do is subscribe. That's right take your little mouse- or move your finger right across the pad and click on subscribe to get all access to The Rock- doing EXACTLY what he does best- and that is laying the mental, the verbal, and then on Monday's and Sunday's the PHYSICAL smackdown on jabroni after jabroni after jabroni. This week- The Rock coming to you live- from a place that is more than familiar. The Rock coming to you live from a place that he made famous- The Rock coming to you life- from Miami, Florida. Why you ask? Why is The Rock in Miami Florida? Why is The ROck training so hard- 4:30 AM- 5:30 AM- Clanging and Banging- why is the Rock doing all this- and the answer is simple- The Rock is training so hard- so he can be.. simply.. better.
The Rock paused for effect before he continued.
The Rock: You see The Rock- returned to wrestling- put The Miz in his place- stole the entire show from him that night- announcing his return to the EBWF and the Royal Rumble.. and return The Rock did.. eliminating guys one.. by one.. by damn one.. but The Rock on that night.. fell short. So The Rock fell short and he figured okay.. fine. The Rock not going to Wrestlemania- but he would surely be able to begin making an impact the very next week- The Rock got put into a match with one Jimmy Havoc- and AGAIN- The Rock.. came up short. SO The Rock did what any competitor would do.. The Rock did what any driven athlete would do.. he looked in the mirror.. and he decided that he would never.. AND THE ROCK MEANS.. NEVER.. let this happen again. If The Rock ever comes up short- it is going to be a Rock that has given every ounce of blood, every drop of sweat.. every bit of strength that The Rock has in his entire being to coming out with the victory. Which brings The Rock.. to this coming week on Warfare.
The Rock again paused as he wiped sweat from his brow.
The Rock: You see this coming week on Warfare is going to be two men- who are no strangers to each other- TWO MEN- that know each other oh so very well- you see this week on Warfare it's The Rock.. vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now you may be thinking to yourself- well Rock- aren't you concerned- you know Stone Cold Steve Austin is an icon, a legend, in professional wrestling.. aren't you concerned that he could make you fall short once again.. The Rock's simple answer.. No.
The Rock smiled.
The Rock: You see The Rock- not concerned- the reason- simple- and it's because The Rock knows that without a shadow of a doubt- he is going to be ready- steady- waiting- perched- crouching- licking his chops- waiting for that bald headed beer swilling- texas red neck to make his way down the ramp- so that The Rock can beat the Budweiser and moonshine right out of his pores. You see Austin- The Rock knows that you got a little place called the Broken Skull Ranch.. The Rock knows this is your pride- and it's your joy- so in that same breath The Rock is going to do you a little favor- The Rock is going to give you a gift. Somewhere Steve just perked up in his reclining chair and spilled a little beer on his rib stained shirt.. and said..
The Rock mocked Austin.
The Rock: A Gift?........ WHAT?
The Rock had a straight face on that was filled with intensity after the comic impression.
The Rock: Yeah- you see Austin The Rock is going to give you a gift. In order to a successfully pass this gift along The Rock is going to need a couple of things. Follow The Rock this way.
The Rock went over to his bag which was sitting near one of the benches on the field. He pulled out a Wrestling Boot.
The Rock: So The Rock is going to need a couple of things to give you this gift.. he's going to FIRST need this right hand. The Rock is then going to need this Size 14 boot. The Rock then going to need that far little cue ball head of yours.. take this right hand.. WHAM.. Austin bends over.. like he so often does when vomiting after a night at the Saloon or whatever the heck they call bars in Texas- then The Rock going to take this size 14 boot- POW.. and deliver you the gift of your VERY OWN BROKEN SKULL.
The Rock was building in intensity.
The Rock: You see Austin- you've known The Rock a long time. The Rock and you- we've been enemies- we've been friends- we've been tag partners- we've been drinking buddies- we've been on busses together, planes, jets, you name it- you and The Rock have done it.. so you should BELIEVE THE ROCK- when he tells you that this coming week on Warfare- this coming week- when you walk down that ramp- like you've done so many times- when you step on the ring.. ready to go... ONE.. ON.. ONE with The Great One! Like you've done so many times- you are going to look into The Rock's eyes- and you are going to know that The Rock- is simply put going to whoop your Monkey Ass up and Down and Back Around Tulsa, Oklahoma. You see Steve- The EBWF isn't big enough for the both of us. The EBWF isn't big enough for two icons, two superstars, coming in and trying to make a name for themselves once again. The EBWF doesn't have room for you Steve- the EBWF has MOVED ON.. and so The Rock- helpful as he is- is going to help the millions.. and millions of The Rock's fans move on from you as well. Sure when that glass shatters even the most loyal Rock fan- feels a little tingle.. they feel a little nostalgic- and they remember the good old days about when you could actually entertain them.. they think about the good old days where you could actually.. satisfy them.. they think about the days when you made them feel something.. but on Warfare- the only thing you are going to be FEELING is the Rock single handedly giving you the ass whopping of a life time. Your going to feel the Rocks fist, The Rocks boot, The Rocks Elbow. Shoot The Rock might beat your ass with his ear, his toe, any body part The Rock feels like using to dispose of you Steve, that's exactly what he's going to do. Professional Wrestling- has passed you by- professional wrestling for you Steve.. is over.. and if you think that The Rock is off base, if you think he's unfair, if you think he's dead wrong in what he's saying.. well.. The Rock WIPES A RATTLESNAKES ASS.. with what you think.. because The Rock knows- just like the people know- that there's only one man.. one man.. that come Warfare the fans are going to be chanting "you still got it" one man ONE man.. that are going to know CLEARLY- can still make his mark in this company.. and that one man.. is not you Steve.. that one man....
Dramatic Pause.
The Rock: IS THE ROCK.
The camera faded out. The scene reopened in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the BOK CENTER. We were at a House Show and a match had just concluded. All of a sudden..
"IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLL- WHAT THE ROCK- IS COOKIN' "
Followed by "Electrifying" by Jim Johnston bellowed throughout the arena. The Crowd in Oklahoma went absolutely ballistic as The Rock made his way down to the ring. He went through his typical entrance going to each of the turnbuckles. He wore a fitted black shortsleeve shirt and black slacks. He also had his signature sunglasses on over his eyes. The Rock got a microphone from the timekeeper and began pacing around the ring. As The Rock put the microphone up to his lips a "Rocky" chant was so deafening that he couldn't begin speaking. As it died down The Rock began.
The Rock: FINALLY... THE ROCK... HAS COME BACK...... TO TULSSSSSSSSSSS-AHHHHHHH
The crowd exploded as they always do.
The Rock: You see Tulsa- we are just one day.. one DAY away from The Rock standing in this very ring- and meeting up with- squaring off with- dismantling- a familiar foe in Stone Cold Steve Austin- and The Rock simply put can't wait. The Rock earlier this week was filmed in Miami, Florida- The Rocks home- where The Rock went from a little Rock who charmed all the ladies- something like "hey mama how you doing- I'm Little Rock.. but I'm not from Arkansas- and I'm not so little if you catch my drift."
The Rock smiled and the crowd laughed.
The Rock: All the way to BIG ROCK- The Rock you see before you today- THE MOST Electrifying man in the History of Sports Entertainment- and The Rock- In MIAMI did what he does better and harder than maybe any other man in the history of this company- and that is- HE GOT READY. You see Tulsa The Rock got ready because tomorrow night- The Rock can not, the Rock will not, The Rock REFUSES to have any result except for one- and that result- is The Rock- WHAM ROCK BOTTOM- BAM PEOPLES ELBOW- and The Rock walking out of Tulsa with an EMPHATIC victory over the Texas Rattlesnake.
The crowd cheered as The Rock paced.
The Rock: Attempting to stand in the way.. attempting to prevent this from happening.. is a man who will come before you this week- and he will do and say.. something like this.
The Rock's body language completely changed. He began walking around the ring swing his head from side to side like Austin. He hit the mat hard and began rolling around flipping the bird up in the air. He stood up with the microphone and again mocked Austin's voice.
The Rock: If you want Stone Cold Steve Austin to shoot himself up with painkillers so that he can take his geriatric ass to the ring and get his candy ass whopped by The Great One.. gimme a hell ya.
Crowd: HELL YA!
The Rock mocked Austin's laugh.
The Rock: You hear that Rock- all your little mealy mouth millions want me to.. wait.. did they just say they want me to get beat.. WHAT?
Crowd: WHAT?
The Rock: WHAT?
Crowd: WHAT?
The Rock: No Stone Cold Steve Austin's drank so much it has caused liver and brain damage so bad that I literally can't hear anything that's being said.. so... WHAT?
Crowd: WHAT!
The Rock straightened back up into his normal Rock swagger.
The Rock: Stone Cold Steve Austin- is simply put pathetic- he's a shell of a man- who was never quite good enough. Stone Cold Steve Austin is a shell of a man- who was never quite tough enough- big enough- strong enough- to be able to be any REAL THREAT WHATSOEVER to the People's Champion. You see Tulsa- The Rock is back- and come tomorrow night- he's going to make a statement LOUD and CLEAR- and that statement is.. he is NOT. GOING. ANYWHERE. So Stone Cold Steve Austin a piece of advice- don't show- but if you do show- The Rock says....
JUST.... BRING IT.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKIN'!
"Electrifying" hit once more and The Rock dropped the mic and exited the ring. Seemingly hell bent on picking up a win over Stone Cold Steve Austin at Warfare.
The scene opened up in Miami, Florida just outside of Sun Life Stadium. The camera that switched to inside the stadium where The Rock was seen on the field pushing a sled. He was wearing a white tank top and black nike shorts. He was sweating pretty profusely and had headphones on his ears. He stopped pushing the sled and removed his headphones looking dead into the camera.
The Rock: Finally- The Rock- has come back- to youtube. You see The Rock- VIDEO DIARY- new channel- you want more Rock? All you have to do is subscribe. That's right take your little mouse- or move your finger right across the pad and click on subscribe to get all access to The Rock- doing EXACTLY what he does best- and that is laying the mental, the verbal, and then on Monday's and Sunday's the PHYSICAL smackdown on jabroni after jabroni after jabroni. This week- The Rock coming to you live- from a place that is more than familiar. The Rock coming to you live from a place that he made famous- The Rock coming to you life- from Miami, Florida. Why you ask? Why is The Rock in Miami Florida? Why is The ROck training so hard- 4:30 AM- 5:30 AM- Clanging and Banging- why is the Rock doing all this- and the answer is simple- The Rock is training so hard- so he can be.. simply.. better.
The Rock paused for effect before he continued.
The Rock: You see The Rock- returned to wrestling- put The Miz in his place- stole the entire show from him that night- announcing his return to the EBWF and the Royal Rumble.. and return The Rock did.. eliminating guys one.. by one.. by damn one.. but The Rock on that night.. fell short. So The Rock fell short and he figured okay.. fine. The Rock not going to Wrestlemania- but he would surely be able to begin making an impact the very next week- The Rock got put into a match with one Jimmy Havoc- and AGAIN- The Rock.. came up short. SO The Rock did what any competitor would do.. The Rock did what any driven athlete would do.. he looked in the mirror.. and he decided that he would never.. AND THE ROCK MEANS.. NEVER.. let this happen again. If The Rock ever comes up short- it is going to be a Rock that has given every ounce of blood, every drop of sweat.. every bit of strength that The Rock has in his entire being to coming out with the victory. Which brings The Rock.. to this coming week on Warfare.
The Rock again paused as he wiped sweat from his brow.
The Rock: You see this coming week on Warfare is going to be two men- who are no strangers to each other- TWO MEN- that know each other oh so very well- you see this week on Warfare it's The Rock.. vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now you may be thinking to yourself- well Rock- aren't you concerned- you know Stone Cold Steve Austin is an icon, a legend, in professional wrestling.. aren't you concerned that he could make you fall short once again.. The Rock's simple answer.. No.
The Rock smiled.
The Rock: You see The Rock- not concerned- the reason- simple- and it's because The Rock knows that without a shadow of a doubt- he is going to be ready- steady- waiting- perched- crouching- licking his chops- waiting for that bald headed beer swilling- texas red neck to make his way down the ramp- so that The Rock can beat the Budweiser and moonshine right out of his pores. You see Austin- The Rock knows that you got a little place called the Broken Skull Ranch.. The Rock knows this is your pride- and it's your joy- so in that same breath The Rock is going to do you a little favor- The Rock is going to give you a gift. Somewhere Steve just perked up in his reclining chair and spilled a little beer on his rib stained shirt.. and said..
The Rock mocked Austin.
The Rock: A Gift?........ WHAT?
The Rock had a straight face on that was filled with intensity after the comic impression.
The Rock: Yeah- you see Austin The Rock is going to give you a gift. In order to a successfully pass this gift along The Rock is going to need a couple of things. Follow The Rock this way.
The Rock went over to his bag which was sitting near one of the benches on the field. He pulled out a Wrestling Boot.
The Rock: So The Rock is going to need a couple of things to give you this gift.. he's going to FIRST need this right hand. The Rock is then going to need this Size 14 boot. The Rock then going to need that far little cue ball head of yours.. take this right hand.. WHAM.. Austin bends over.. like he so often does when vomiting after a night at the Saloon or whatever the heck they call bars in Texas- then The Rock going to take this size 14 boot- POW.. and deliver you the gift of your VERY OWN BROKEN SKULL.
The Rock was building in intensity.
The Rock: You see Austin- you've known The Rock a long time. The Rock and you- we've been enemies- we've been friends- we've been tag partners- we've been drinking buddies- we've been on busses together, planes, jets, you name it- you and The Rock have done it.. so you should BELIEVE THE ROCK- when he tells you that this coming week on Warfare- this coming week- when you walk down that ramp- like you've done so many times- when you step on the ring.. ready to go... ONE.. ON.. ONE with The Great One! Like you've done so many times- you are going to look into The Rock's eyes- and you are going to know that The Rock- is simply put going to whoop your Monkey Ass up and Down and Back Around Tulsa, Oklahoma. You see Steve- The EBWF isn't big enough for the both of us. The EBWF isn't big enough for two icons, two superstars, coming in and trying to make a name for themselves once again. The EBWF doesn't have room for you Steve- the EBWF has MOVED ON.. and so The Rock- helpful as he is- is going to help the millions.. and millions of The Rock's fans move on from you as well. Sure when that glass shatters even the most loyal Rock fan- feels a little tingle.. they feel a little nostalgic- and they remember the good old days about when you could actually entertain them.. they think about the good old days where you could actually.. satisfy them.. they think about the days when you made them feel something.. but on Warfare- the only thing you are going to be FEELING is the Rock single handedly giving you the ass whopping of a life time. Your going to feel the Rocks fist, The Rocks boot, The Rocks Elbow. Shoot The Rock might beat your ass with his ear, his toe, any body part The Rock feels like using to dispose of you Steve, that's exactly what he's going to do. Professional Wrestling- has passed you by- professional wrestling for you Steve.. is over.. and if you think that The Rock is off base, if you think he's unfair, if you think he's dead wrong in what he's saying.. well.. The Rock WIPES A RATTLESNAKES ASS.. with what you think.. because The Rock knows- just like the people know- that there's only one man.. one man.. that come Warfare the fans are going to be chanting "you still got it" one man ONE man.. that are going to know CLEARLY- can still make his mark in this company.. and that one man.. is not you Steve.. that one man....
Dramatic Pause.
The Rock: IS THE ROCK.
The camera faded out. The scene reopened in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the BOK CENTER. We were at a House Show and a match had just concluded. All of a sudden..
"IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLL- WHAT THE ROCK- IS COOKIN' "
Followed by "Electrifying" by Jim Johnston bellowed throughout the arena. The Crowd in Oklahoma went absolutely ballistic as The Rock made his way down to the ring. He went through his typical entrance going to each of the turnbuckles. He wore a fitted black shortsleeve shirt and black slacks. He also had his signature sunglasses on over his eyes. The Rock got a microphone from the timekeeper and began pacing around the ring. As The Rock put the microphone up to his lips a "Rocky" chant was so deafening that he couldn't begin speaking. As it died down The Rock began.
The Rock: FINALLY... THE ROCK... HAS COME BACK...... TO TULSSSSSSSSSSS-AHHHHHHH
The crowd exploded as they always do.
The Rock: You see Tulsa- we are just one day.. one DAY away from The Rock standing in this very ring- and meeting up with- squaring off with- dismantling- a familiar foe in Stone Cold Steve Austin- and The Rock simply put can't wait. The Rock earlier this week was filmed in Miami, Florida- The Rocks home- where The Rock went from a little Rock who charmed all the ladies- something like "hey mama how you doing- I'm Little Rock.. but I'm not from Arkansas- and I'm not so little if you catch my drift."
The Rock smiled and the crowd laughed.
The Rock: All the way to BIG ROCK- The Rock you see before you today- THE MOST Electrifying man in the History of Sports Entertainment- and The Rock- In MIAMI did what he does better and harder than maybe any other man in the history of this company- and that is- HE GOT READY. You see Tulsa The Rock got ready because tomorrow night- The Rock can not, the Rock will not, The Rock REFUSES to have any result except for one- and that result- is The Rock- WHAM ROCK BOTTOM- BAM PEOPLES ELBOW- and The Rock walking out of Tulsa with an EMPHATIC victory over the Texas Rattlesnake.
The crowd cheered as The Rock paced.
The Rock: Attempting to stand in the way.. attempting to prevent this from happening.. is a man who will come before you this week- and he will do and say.. something like this.
The Rock's body language completely changed. He began walking around the ring swing his head from side to side like Austin. He hit the mat hard and began rolling around flipping the bird up in the air. He stood up with the microphone and again mocked Austin's voice.
The Rock: If you want Stone Cold Steve Austin to shoot himself up with painkillers so that he can take his geriatric ass to the ring and get his candy ass whopped by The Great One.. gimme a hell ya.
Crowd: HELL YA!
The Rock mocked Austin's laugh.
The Rock: You hear that Rock- all your little mealy mouth millions want me to.. wait.. did they just say they want me to get beat.. WHAT?
Crowd: WHAT?
The Rock: WHAT?
Crowd: WHAT?
The Rock: No Stone Cold Steve Austin's drank so much it has caused liver and brain damage so bad that I literally can't hear anything that's being said.. so... WHAT?
Crowd: WHAT!
The Rock straightened back up into his normal Rock swagger.
The Rock: Stone Cold Steve Austin- is simply put pathetic- he's a shell of a man- who was never quite good enough. Stone Cold Steve Austin is a shell of a man- who was never quite tough enough- big enough- strong enough- to be able to be any REAL THREAT WHATSOEVER to the People's Champion. You see Tulsa- The Rock is back- and come tomorrow night- he's going to make a statement LOUD and CLEAR- and that statement is.. he is NOT. GOING. ANYWHERE. So Stone Cold Steve Austin a piece of advice- don't show- but if you do show- The Rock says....
JUST.... BRING IT.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKIN'!
"Electrifying" hit once more and The Rock dropped the mic and exited the ring. Seemingly hell bent on picking up a win over Stone Cold Steve Austin at Warfare.