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[Sam]

Jimmy Havoc: Who reanimated this corpse? I thought I was the only weirdo who fucked around with the dead.

Jimmy looked oddly.

Jimmy Havoc: I didn't mean it like that. What I mean is, what do you get when you cross a pelvic bone fused into a spinal cord, add a little of stale gimmick and that nostalgia pop.

Jimmy cupped his ear.

Jimmy Havoc: Matt Hardy! I honestly cant imagine how it must feel to always be second best to your brother. To always be the afterthought. To be the Janetty of one of the world's greatest tag teams. I mean, you even totally re-invented yourself and Brother Nero was still the most talked about thing! People were cheering more for your fucking gardener, wife and fucking Vanguard 1. Matt Hardy is and always will be an afterthought. Do you wanna know something really bad? Jeff Hardy has all the potential to go into any Hall of Fame as Jeff Hardy and The Hardy Boyz...but you Matt, your part of the team. No-ones playing Fanfare for Matt Hardy, no-ones buying a ticket for the dude who got cucked you know? People associate you as either Jeff's brother or the guy who got cucked by Edge right? Dude your brother was so cooked out of his mind TNA dropped him...AND PEOPLE STILL LIKE HIM MORE.

Jimmy tutted.

Jimmy Havoc: You collect your paycheck cos your a good hand and Jericho put the word in for one of his buddies and thats fine man. You deserve it, honestly. What you didnt deserve though, is a dance with the devil. I am REBORN Jimmy Havoc? REBORN i.e Anew. As in, I am awoken, I'm back and better than ever. A new hunger and I dont mean just a fucking WANT TO WIN, i WANT to EAT YOU. I am HUNGRY. Go speak to George Washington and ask him if hes ever met anyone like me, go ask Vanguard 1 to run a background check on me and tell your fucking wife to get out my DMs cos I dont want no drama.

Jimmy held up a peace sign and left.