Suffering
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:19 pm
A Video appears on Jimmy Havoc's Twitter handle. A usually desolate place with no tweets, no replies, no likes. The video was entitled "Suffering". It began to play…
The video opens up on static and shuttles into a brown haired whiteman who is blatantly anguished and in pain. He breathes heavy until…
???: SAY IT!
He jumps in his chair, scared by the volume of the voice behind the camera.
Man in chair: My name is Jeremy Kloskey and I am a Cameraman for EBWF. I Was sent to this address to record a promo for the…
???: SAY IT!
The man breathes heavy again.
Jeremy: Exciting return of Jimmy Havoc. I was hit on the back of the head and tied up into this chair. Mr. Havoc is behind the camera instructing me to do these things.
The camera spins round to Havoc in "Selfie Mode" of the camera who smiles wide and then spins back to Jeremy.
Jeremy: I have been told that me being here is useless and wasn't needed yet I'm still stuck here and not free to leave.
The camera visibly was placed on a flat surface from the sound and shaking of the camera to a complete stop still. Jimmy Havoc walked around to the front of the camera next to Jeremy. Jimmy has his usually shaven back sides and swept over hair, he was wearing a black T-Shirt and black Jean's.
Jimmy Havoc: You see, Jeremy. You weren't needed in your usual role of Cameraman but now you see, you are the PLOT DEVICE!
Jeremy looks shaken and not sure what to make of that comment.
Jimmy Havoc: You are my foreshadowing, my payoff! You see, EBWF send cameraman after cameraman, reporter after reporter and text after text to get me to come back and you'd think they'd get the message but no. Here we are again and if you so fucking wish that Jimmy Havoc comes back then so be it. I didn't want *that* Jimmy Havoc back but so fucking be it. So tell me Jeremy, what have I got to return too?
Jeremy still looks shaken and scared.
Jeremy: You have a triple threat in an opening round of the King of the Ring tournament against Andrade "Cien" Almas and Damien Sandow.
Jimmy looks pleased, surprised to a degree.
Jimmy Havoc: People have never considered me the biggest, the toughest, the best, the fastest or any of those positive adjectives but...BUT...one thing they have known me by is KING. The only, true, King of the Goths. 3 years ago I won that tournament beating the best and the brightest there ever has been in EBWF. 2017, what a year for Wrestling! I beat Baron Corbin, Bobby Roode, Sami Zayn Edge and The Miz to claim that crown in a bracket they didnt even see me in the semi finals. They saw Sami and Samoa Joe and Randy Orton all making their claims and didnt even look past them for it. I did it, underdog or not I stood tall at the highest point in the castle and wore that broken crown with honour. I looked good with that crown right?
Jeremy sheepishly nodded.
Jimmy Havoc: And now you're telling me I have to beat Andrade and Damien Sandow to start my journey back to the castle? I haven't heard the name Sandow since like 2016. Hold on.
Jimmy pulls out his phone and taps can be heard. He looks and scrolls.
Jimmy Havoc: Looking here, all I can see is reference to promos where people just...well, beat you. What have you done since Connecticut fired you? Do you still do the copycat gimmick? What about Damien Ikedow? Damien Jerichow? Damien...Havdow? Or are you doing the Intellectual Savior of the Masses where you talk down to everyone and act all smarter than everyone even though you had the momentum of a plane going mach speed and halted it all because you're actually a god awful wrestler? Or is this the failed actor, now on a wrestling comeback Damien Sandow? 3 years out to focus on acting and...tell me if I'm wrong but, Jeremy...have you seen a single TV show, maybe B roll Commercial featuring Damien Sandow?
Jeremy shook his head.
Jimmy: Of course not because you're awful at whatever you do. When given the chance to do anything you've failed and this King of the Ring tournament is your next failure and after that you can fade into nothingness that you truly fucking deserve.
Jimmy shook his head, pleased with his remarks.
Jimmy: Andrade "Cien" Almas! The man with the mouthpiece and the side piece. "Royalty", is what they like to be called. Now, Royalty sure sounds like a group that should be involved with King of the Ring! HOWEVER! Andrade doesn't really do his talking outside of the ring aaaaaand no translating Zelina Vega does for him, it doesn't translate to the ring. Zelina though, she's feisty as all hell and if she ever wanted to add a winner and subtract 2 losers she could definitely sit by my throne. I like them angry!
Jeremy: Hey man, you've said your piece can I go now?
Jimmy slapped the man across the face.
Jimmy: I WAS FLIRTING WITH ZELINA VEGA JEREMY! DONT INTERRUPT ME!
Jeremy: I'm sorry man, I'm sorry…
Jimmy: SHUT UP! Now I told you a few minutes ago that you were a plot device right? You see, I can tell people that the old Jimmy Havoc is back and I can show but no-one really cares right? You have to do something really controversial for people to take notice of what you're saying. These days nobody listens, it's just one controversy onto the next one. So, in true Jimmy Havoc fashion, I'm going to put a red filter on the video…
A red filter appears on the video.
Jimmy: I'm going to put some music in the background, eerie dark Bring Me The Horizon.
Bring Me The Horizon - Hospital for Souls starts playing softly in the background.
Jimmy: Look deep into the camera into the camera and close my eyes.
Jimmy gets up close and closed his eyes, reminiscent of a 2016 Jimmy Havoc promo. His eyes flash open.
Jimmy: When I get through with this King of the Ring, when I reclaim my crown just know. Chris Jericho I am coming for you. We've done this dance before and history always has a way of repeating itself in EBWF. I will take this companies heart out and fucking eat it alongside a steak. I feel no empathy when I think of the wanton destruction I will leave in my wake. You thought the LEGION stranglehold was bad? You haven't even begun to suffer. The Suicidal Silence is coming, Wes Ikeda. I WILL drag you out of retirement once more and this time there will be no Wrestlemania moment, no last gasp from a dying star when I rip your last breath from your very body. This is my last chapter at EBWF and thus the last chapter of EBWF because I will be the one to close the book. The Age of Suffering is upon you.
Jimmy has a sick twisted smile on his face.
Jimmy: And to show you I'm not fucking around anymore.
Jimmy reaches behind the camera and a blade appears in his hand.
Jimmy: Remember that plot device?
Jimmy turns sharply, the cameraman can be seen struggling and gory stabbing sounds can be heard but not seen. Once that stops, Jimmy pushes the chair backwards and it falls. He turns back around, his face is covered in blood. He cradles some blood off his face onto his index finger. He looks at it and smiles, slowly pushing his finger into his mouth and pulls it back out clean. He starts to laugh maniacally, his mouth opens with laughter and you see that his tongue and teeth are red.
Jimmy Havoc: I hope you ALL SUFFER.
He pushes the camera backwards as a large thud is heard which ends the video.
The video opens up on static and shuttles into a brown haired whiteman who is blatantly anguished and in pain. He breathes heavy until…
???: SAY IT!
He jumps in his chair, scared by the volume of the voice behind the camera.
Man in chair: My name is Jeremy Kloskey and I am a Cameraman for EBWF. I Was sent to this address to record a promo for the…
???: SAY IT!
The man breathes heavy again.
Jeremy: Exciting return of Jimmy Havoc. I was hit on the back of the head and tied up into this chair. Mr. Havoc is behind the camera instructing me to do these things.
The camera spins round to Havoc in "Selfie Mode" of the camera who smiles wide and then spins back to Jeremy.
Jeremy: I have been told that me being here is useless and wasn't needed yet I'm still stuck here and not free to leave.
The camera visibly was placed on a flat surface from the sound and shaking of the camera to a complete stop still. Jimmy Havoc walked around to the front of the camera next to Jeremy. Jimmy has his usually shaven back sides and swept over hair, he was wearing a black T-Shirt and black Jean's.
Jimmy Havoc: You see, Jeremy. You weren't needed in your usual role of Cameraman but now you see, you are the PLOT DEVICE!
Jeremy looks shaken and not sure what to make of that comment.
Jimmy Havoc: You are my foreshadowing, my payoff! You see, EBWF send cameraman after cameraman, reporter after reporter and text after text to get me to come back and you'd think they'd get the message but no. Here we are again and if you so fucking wish that Jimmy Havoc comes back then so be it. I didn't want *that* Jimmy Havoc back but so fucking be it. So tell me Jeremy, what have I got to return too?
Jeremy still looks shaken and scared.
Jeremy: You have a triple threat in an opening round of the King of the Ring tournament against Andrade "Cien" Almas and Damien Sandow.
Jimmy looks pleased, surprised to a degree.
Jimmy Havoc: People have never considered me the biggest, the toughest, the best, the fastest or any of those positive adjectives but...BUT...one thing they have known me by is KING. The only, true, King of the Goths. 3 years ago I won that tournament beating the best and the brightest there ever has been in EBWF. 2017, what a year for Wrestling! I beat Baron Corbin, Bobby Roode, Sami Zayn Edge and The Miz to claim that crown in a bracket they didnt even see me in the semi finals. They saw Sami and Samoa Joe and Randy Orton all making their claims and didnt even look past them for it. I did it, underdog or not I stood tall at the highest point in the castle and wore that broken crown with honour. I looked good with that crown right?
Jeremy sheepishly nodded.
Jimmy Havoc: And now you're telling me I have to beat Andrade and Damien Sandow to start my journey back to the castle? I haven't heard the name Sandow since like 2016. Hold on.
Jimmy pulls out his phone and taps can be heard. He looks and scrolls.
Jimmy Havoc: Looking here, all I can see is reference to promos where people just...well, beat you. What have you done since Connecticut fired you? Do you still do the copycat gimmick? What about Damien Ikedow? Damien Jerichow? Damien...Havdow? Or are you doing the Intellectual Savior of the Masses where you talk down to everyone and act all smarter than everyone even though you had the momentum of a plane going mach speed and halted it all because you're actually a god awful wrestler? Or is this the failed actor, now on a wrestling comeback Damien Sandow? 3 years out to focus on acting and...tell me if I'm wrong but, Jeremy...have you seen a single TV show, maybe B roll Commercial featuring Damien Sandow?
Jeremy shook his head.
Jimmy: Of course not because you're awful at whatever you do. When given the chance to do anything you've failed and this King of the Ring tournament is your next failure and after that you can fade into nothingness that you truly fucking deserve.
Jimmy shook his head, pleased with his remarks.
Jimmy: Andrade "Cien" Almas! The man with the mouthpiece and the side piece. "Royalty", is what they like to be called. Now, Royalty sure sounds like a group that should be involved with King of the Ring! HOWEVER! Andrade doesn't really do his talking outside of the ring aaaaaand no translating Zelina Vega does for him, it doesn't translate to the ring. Zelina though, she's feisty as all hell and if she ever wanted to add a winner and subtract 2 losers she could definitely sit by my throne. I like them angry!
Jeremy: Hey man, you've said your piece can I go now?
Jimmy slapped the man across the face.
Jimmy: I WAS FLIRTING WITH ZELINA VEGA JEREMY! DONT INTERRUPT ME!
Jeremy: I'm sorry man, I'm sorry…
Jimmy: SHUT UP! Now I told you a few minutes ago that you were a plot device right? You see, I can tell people that the old Jimmy Havoc is back and I can show but no-one really cares right? You have to do something really controversial for people to take notice of what you're saying. These days nobody listens, it's just one controversy onto the next one. So, in true Jimmy Havoc fashion, I'm going to put a red filter on the video…
A red filter appears on the video.
Jimmy: I'm going to put some music in the background, eerie dark Bring Me The Horizon.
Bring Me The Horizon - Hospital for Souls starts playing softly in the background.
Jimmy: Look deep into the camera into the camera and close my eyes.
Jimmy gets up close and closed his eyes, reminiscent of a 2016 Jimmy Havoc promo. His eyes flash open.
Jimmy: When I get through with this King of the Ring, when I reclaim my crown just know. Chris Jericho I am coming for you. We've done this dance before and history always has a way of repeating itself in EBWF. I will take this companies heart out and fucking eat it alongside a steak. I feel no empathy when I think of the wanton destruction I will leave in my wake. You thought the LEGION stranglehold was bad? You haven't even begun to suffer. The Suicidal Silence is coming, Wes Ikeda. I WILL drag you out of retirement once more and this time there will be no Wrestlemania moment, no last gasp from a dying star when I rip your last breath from your very body. This is my last chapter at EBWF and thus the last chapter of EBWF because I will be the one to close the book. The Age of Suffering is upon you.
Jimmy has a sick twisted smile on his face.
Jimmy: And to show you I'm not fucking around anymore.
Jimmy reaches behind the camera and a blade appears in his hand.
Jimmy: Remember that plot device?
Jimmy turns sharply, the cameraman can be seen struggling and gory stabbing sounds can be heard but not seen. Once that stops, Jimmy pushes the chair backwards and it falls. He turns back around, his face is covered in blood. He cradles some blood off his face onto his index finger. He looks at it and smiles, slowly pushing his finger into his mouth and pulls it back out clean. He starts to laugh maniacally, his mouth opens with laughter and you see that his tongue and teeth are red.
Jimmy Havoc: I hope you ALL SUFFER.
He pushes the camera backwards as a large thud is heard which ends the video.