Hard Knock Life
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:18 pm
The scene opened up to an outdoor shot of the LA home of The Mizanin's. It was early evening and it had just started to get dark out. A Lamborghini pulled into the drive way, almost before the car was even in park The Miz got out of the drivers seat. He was wearing a zipper down jacket that was unzipped revealing a white undershirt underneath it. He said nothing to the camera as he stormed into the house and shut the door forcefully behind him. Mickie Mizanin got out of the passenger seat. She was in a dark blue sun dress with her sunglasses on her head. She got out of the car and shut the door behind her. When she saw the camera she immediately glared at it. She looked extremely troubled by the car ride she had just been on. She looked dead in the camera and began to speak.
Mickie Mizanin: Wouldn't you be pissed if you were him? Wouldn't you be pissed if your shot at King of the Ring came to a screeching halt on the strength of some flukey win, by someone who you can't stand. When my husband hurts, I hurt. When my husband's upset, I'm upset. When my husband is pissed, I'm pissed.. and that's exactly what I am right now.. I'm pissed. When I get pissed- people get hurt. Liv Morgan- Liv Morgan is about to get hurt. Miz and I, we're royalty. Tournament or no tournament we are the elite, we are the highest society in this company.. we are the ones who set the tone for the rest of this business. Do people hate us for it? Yes. Do we care? Of course we don't. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, if you want to be popular sell fricken ice cream or something.. this is wrestling.. being popular is for suckers. I don't care who likes me or who doesn't.. none of it makes a difference to me, the only thing I care about is my husband.. AND WINNING. Liv Morgan is a teenager, she's a child.. she looks like she should be making Tik Tok videos NOT getting ready to wrestle the most dangerous, NASTIEST, bitch in the history of this company. Charlotte Flair CHECK- Natalya- CHECK and now I've got Liv Morgan.. to quote my husband... PFFT.
Mickie smiled slightly and brushed some hair behind her ear.
Mickie Mizanin: Liv, hunnie, sweetie, do yourself a big big favor, when it comes time for our match, when they are saying "LIV you're up.. you ready?" Run. RUN away as fast as you can, you don't want to find out what happens if you decide to try and be a hero toots. I promise you, it's not going to be "LIT" you're not going to "turn up" you're not gonna.. shit.. I'm out of stupid kid sayings.. the point is.. you're screwed Liv. You should be proud though, you made it all the way to the Final 4 of this tournament. You've outlasted so called legends to get here. For someone like you, getting this far actually could be considered an achievement. THANK GOD for me that I am NOT someone like you. You see Liv, for me.. losing now would be devastating.. losing now would be the ultimate failure.. NOT just because I wouldn't get a chance to face either Lacey or Becky at King of the Ring.. but because losing now means that I would be losing to you.. ew.. not happening.. LIKE EVER. Liv- listen to me- I know what it took for you to make it this far in the business. So many like you try and fail.. and you're here. The bright lights are going to be on, and you're going to be going one on one with Mickie Mizanin. It's a dream come true, back when you were serving chicken wings to fat sweaty pervs at Hooters, I'm sure you could only imagine what it would be like to be in this type of moment, didn't you? As Ray Ray and big Steve joked about getting 12 buffalo wings with a side of "you," I'm sure you would stare off into space.. more than you usually do.. and daydream about being in the position to be in the FINALS of the Queen of the Ring. Well much like you would when the roofies used to wear off.. WAKE THE HELL UP LIV. Yeah you're in the semi finals- but that's as far as you're going to get. Do you think anyone cares about the road you took to get here Liv? Do you think anyone gives a shit about your sob stories and takes pity on you? Do you ACTUALLY THINK, that I'm going to let you walk out of the ring at Warfare under your own power?
Mickie slammed her fist on the car.
Mickie Mizanin: Damnit LIV! This is MY TIME. I'm going to win this Queen of the Ring tournament.. I KNOW IT.. I SWEAR IT. I'm certainly not going to let some chicken wing serving, other side of the tracks, too cool for school skank bag take this opportunity away from me. I hate girls like you, oh look at me I'm a pretty tom boy.. I'm not like the other girls.. I'm a cool girl, because like I can look cute.. but I also like football.. yeah quarterback.. yeah touchdown.. yeah shut the hell up. You may have your little Liv Morgan fangirls on your side, but not one of them are going to be able to help you against me. You see Liv I don't care who you're trying to be, or how you're trying to portray yourself. All I know is no matter who you are trying to be.. NOBODY that you ACTUALLY are.. is good enough to do anything remotely close to beating me and moving on in this event. You're young yet though kid, you may have some good things in front of you.. oh hell.. who am I kidding... what am I doing?
Mickie looked deranged.
Mickie Mizanin: You have NOTHING good ahead of you Liv. This is the peak for you.. this is AS GOOD AS IT'S GOING TO GET FOR YOU! You may have everyone else around here fooled but you don't have me fooled. This feel good story.. this girl who grew up.. NO DAD.. one of 6 kids.. always wrestled with the boys in the back yard.. dirt poor loser- who somehow slutted her way through modeling gigs- cheerleading teams- and god knows what else to make it to professional wrestling. You're tugging at people's heartstrings like you've tugged on older guys ding dongs to get where you are today. I know right now you're probably making some side joke, but STOP IT.. stop trying to play everything off as a joke. You know just the thought of your mom raising all of your siblings and you is enough to make you tear up. You love her so much don't you? She's so wonderful- but the truth is Liv- she's a piece of shit.. just like you. Deep down she's a dirty, ratty, loser who spent more time popping out babies than she did making money to feed, bathe, or clothe you guys. Your family is what's wrong with the world today. No skills, no contributions to society- yet KEEP popping out kids and then don't know what to do with them all. You tell yourself that your family had love, and that's all you needed, and then look at you.. you go and make something of yourself now you have a little bit of fame, a little bit of money, and some success.. and Liv.. I have to tell you.. from the bottom of my heart.. I am so..
She paused.
Mickie Mizanin: Excited to be the one who rips that out of your delicate little hands. It will LITERALLY be like taking candy from a baby. I can't wait to watch you cry as the realization hits you that this may be the last time you're ever in a wrestling ring. I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize that everything that you once overcame, is now going to become your reality once again. Liv, I never had a problem with you before this, but the more I learn about you- the more all I want to do is send you back into the gutter where you came from. I want you back wrestling on dirt and rocks by day, and shaking your ass from some 48 year old birthday boy at Hooters who's too much of a pussy to go to a strip club. I don't want you here in the EBWF, I don't want to share this company with someone like you. This company is for people who actually deserve it, nobody likes the girls that come up because their backstory is just oh so "sad." It might tug at the heartstrings for like 2 seconds, and then it's like okay we get it.. your family was horrificly poor because your mom was too stupid to get an actual good job, and you and your little rug rat siblings rolled around in your dirt lawn and probably ate mulch for dinner.. boo hoo. You're not going to last around here just getting sob story points, cupcake. I am going to take pride when I hear through the grapevine that you have to return back to your rat infested childhood home, and look everyone in the eye and tell them that you had a TASTE of the good life.. but that it was over. This world isn't meant for someone like you, Liv. People like you are supposed to be drunk playing Keno at 3 in the afternoon, looking for a guy to seduce to cheat on his wife. People like you are supposed to be the girl that a guy on his bachelor party meets at the bar, and USES so that he has a funny story to tell to all his friends for years to come. People like you are the ones who are supposed to WATCH people like ME live the life that they could only dream of.. and after our match Liv.. you are going to go BACK to being YOU.. the REAL YOU..and I'm going to move on and be the ME that you'll only be able to see from afar.. the ME that you'll be forced to see on the covers of the magazines at your abortion clinic. Remember how you feel now Liv, because as I've said.. the only direction you're going to be headed... is much like your used to.. down.
Mickie turned to look at a beautiful sunset occuring behind her. She then turned back to the camera.
Mickie Mizanin: Remember things like this Liv, sights like this. Soon you will be back looking at the smog filled skys of New Jersey. Wishing you could be back toasting Mimosas or cocktails with all your "GIRLS LIKE OMG"
Mickie spoke in a mocking tone.
Mickie Mizanin: Soon you'll be back breathing in the disgusting air of your hometown, and wishing like HELL that you'd just listened to me when I told you to RUN. Wishing like hell that you listened to me, when I told you that facing me would do NOTHING but expose you for the worthless, no talent, scuzbucket that you actually are. Wishing like hell that you could just get one more day in the limelight, one more moment in the fantasy world that you're in right now.. but KNOWING.. that no matter how hard you wish.. no matter how bad you WANT it ALL BACK.. that the Liv Morgan the world knows today.. WILL. BE. DEAD.
See you soon you bleach blonde bitch.. I'll be the one restoring order to your Hard Knock Life.
Mickie turned back around to admire the sunset as the scene faded out.
Mickie Mizanin: Wouldn't you be pissed if you were him? Wouldn't you be pissed if your shot at King of the Ring came to a screeching halt on the strength of some flukey win, by someone who you can't stand. When my husband hurts, I hurt. When my husband's upset, I'm upset. When my husband is pissed, I'm pissed.. and that's exactly what I am right now.. I'm pissed. When I get pissed- people get hurt. Liv Morgan- Liv Morgan is about to get hurt. Miz and I, we're royalty. Tournament or no tournament we are the elite, we are the highest society in this company.. we are the ones who set the tone for the rest of this business. Do people hate us for it? Yes. Do we care? Of course we don't. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, if you want to be popular sell fricken ice cream or something.. this is wrestling.. being popular is for suckers. I don't care who likes me or who doesn't.. none of it makes a difference to me, the only thing I care about is my husband.. AND WINNING. Liv Morgan is a teenager, she's a child.. she looks like she should be making Tik Tok videos NOT getting ready to wrestle the most dangerous, NASTIEST, bitch in the history of this company. Charlotte Flair CHECK- Natalya- CHECK and now I've got Liv Morgan.. to quote my husband... PFFT.
Mickie smiled slightly and brushed some hair behind her ear.
Mickie Mizanin: Liv, hunnie, sweetie, do yourself a big big favor, when it comes time for our match, when they are saying "LIV you're up.. you ready?" Run. RUN away as fast as you can, you don't want to find out what happens if you decide to try and be a hero toots. I promise you, it's not going to be "LIT" you're not going to "turn up" you're not gonna.. shit.. I'm out of stupid kid sayings.. the point is.. you're screwed Liv. You should be proud though, you made it all the way to the Final 4 of this tournament. You've outlasted so called legends to get here. For someone like you, getting this far actually could be considered an achievement. THANK GOD for me that I am NOT someone like you. You see Liv, for me.. losing now would be devastating.. losing now would be the ultimate failure.. NOT just because I wouldn't get a chance to face either Lacey or Becky at King of the Ring.. but because losing now means that I would be losing to you.. ew.. not happening.. LIKE EVER. Liv- listen to me- I know what it took for you to make it this far in the business. So many like you try and fail.. and you're here. The bright lights are going to be on, and you're going to be going one on one with Mickie Mizanin. It's a dream come true, back when you were serving chicken wings to fat sweaty pervs at Hooters, I'm sure you could only imagine what it would be like to be in this type of moment, didn't you? As Ray Ray and big Steve joked about getting 12 buffalo wings with a side of "you," I'm sure you would stare off into space.. more than you usually do.. and daydream about being in the position to be in the FINALS of the Queen of the Ring. Well much like you would when the roofies used to wear off.. WAKE THE HELL UP LIV. Yeah you're in the semi finals- but that's as far as you're going to get. Do you think anyone cares about the road you took to get here Liv? Do you think anyone gives a shit about your sob stories and takes pity on you? Do you ACTUALLY THINK, that I'm going to let you walk out of the ring at Warfare under your own power?
Mickie slammed her fist on the car.
Mickie Mizanin: Damnit LIV! This is MY TIME. I'm going to win this Queen of the Ring tournament.. I KNOW IT.. I SWEAR IT. I'm certainly not going to let some chicken wing serving, other side of the tracks, too cool for school skank bag take this opportunity away from me. I hate girls like you, oh look at me I'm a pretty tom boy.. I'm not like the other girls.. I'm a cool girl, because like I can look cute.. but I also like football.. yeah quarterback.. yeah touchdown.. yeah shut the hell up. You may have your little Liv Morgan fangirls on your side, but not one of them are going to be able to help you against me. You see Liv I don't care who you're trying to be, or how you're trying to portray yourself. All I know is no matter who you are trying to be.. NOBODY that you ACTUALLY are.. is good enough to do anything remotely close to beating me and moving on in this event. You're young yet though kid, you may have some good things in front of you.. oh hell.. who am I kidding... what am I doing?
Mickie looked deranged.
Mickie Mizanin: You have NOTHING good ahead of you Liv. This is the peak for you.. this is AS GOOD AS IT'S GOING TO GET FOR YOU! You may have everyone else around here fooled but you don't have me fooled. This feel good story.. this girl who grew up.. NO DAD.. one of 6 kids.. always wrestled with the boys in the back yard.. dirt poor loser- who somehow slutted her way through modeling gigs- cheerleading teams- and god knows what else to make it to professional wrestling. You're tugging at people's heartstrings like you've tugged on older guys ding dongs to get where you are today. I know right now you're probably making some side joke, but STOP IT.. stop trying to play everything off as a joke. You know just the thought of your mom raising all of your siblings and you is enough to make you tear up. You love her so much don't you? She's so wonderful- but the truth is Liv- she's a piece of shit.. just like you. Deep down she's a dirty, ratty, loser who spent more time popping out babies than she did making money to feed, bathe, or clothe you guys. Your family is what's wrong with the world today. No skills, no contributions to society- yet KEEP popping out kids and then don't know what to do with them all. You tell yourself that your family had love, and that's all you needed, and then look at you.. you go and make something of yourself now you have a little bit of fame, a little bit of money, and some success.. and Liv.. I have to tell you.. from the bottom of my heart.. I am so..
She paused.
Mickie Mizanin: Excited to be the one who rips that out of your delicate little hands. It will LITERALLY be like taking candy from a baby. I can't wait to watch you cry as the realization hits you that this may be the last time you're ever in a wrestling ring. I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realize that everything that you once overcame, is now going to become your reality once again. Liv, I never had a problem with you before this, but the more I learn about you- the more all I want to do is send you back into the gutter where you came from. I want you back wrestling on dirt and rocks by day, and shaking your ass from some 48 year old birthday boy at Hooters who's too much of a pussy to go to a strip club. I don't want you here in the EBWF, I don't want to share this company with someone like you. This company is for people who actually deserve it, nobody likes the girls that come up because their backstory is just oh so "sad." It might tug at the heartstrings for like 2 seconds, and then it's like okay we get it.. your family was horrificly poor because your mom was too stupid to get an actual good job, and you and your little rug rat siblings rolled around in your dirt lawn and probably ate mulch for dinner.. boo hoo. You're not going to last around here just getting sob story points, cupcake. I am going to take pride when I hear through the grapevine that you have to return back to your rat infested childhood home, and look everyone in the eye and tell them that you had a TASTE of the good life.. but that it was over. This world isn't meant for someone like you, Liv. People like you are supposed to be drunk playing Keno at 3 in the afternoon, looking for a guy to seduce to cheat on his wife. People like you are supposed to be the girl that a guy on his bachelor party meets at the bar, and USES so that he has a funny story to tell to all his friends for years to come. People like you are the ones who are supposed to WATCH people like ME live the life that they could only dream of.. and after our match Liv.. you are going to go BACK to being YOU.. the REAL YOU..and I'm going to move on and be the ME that you'll only be able to see from afar.. the ME that you'll be forced to see on the covers of the magazines at your abortion clinic. Remember how you feel now Liv, because as I've said.. the only direction you're going to be headed... is much like your used to.. down.
Mickie turned to look at a beautiful sunset occuring behind her. She then turned back to the camera.
Mickie Mizanin: Remember things like this Liv, sights like this. Soon you will be back looking at the smog filled skys of New Jersey. Wishing you could be back toasting Mimosas or cocktails with all your "GIRLS LIKE OMG"
Mickie spoke in a mocking tone.
Mickie Mizanin: Soon you'll be back breathing in the disgusting air of your hometown, and wishing like HELL that you'd just listened to me when I told you to RUN. Wishing like hell that you listened to me, when I told you that facing me would do NOTHING but expose you for the worthless, no talent, scuzbucket that you actually are. Wishing like hell that you could just get one more day in the limelight, one more moment in the fantasy world that you're in right now.. but KNOWING.. that no matter how hard you wish.. no matter how bad you WANT it ALL BACK.. that the Liv Morgan the world knows today.. WILL. BE. DEAD.
See you soon you bleach blonde bitch.. I'll be the one restoring order to your Hard Knock Life.
Mickie turned back around to admire the sunset as the scene faded out.