The Real Women's Champion 003
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:11 pm
When she was last seen, the Real Women’s Champion, the Cerebral Lassassin better known as Becky Lynch took on the newcomer, Alexa Bliss in a one on one confrontation. The Goddess looked to make an impression on everyone by trying to defeat the biggest star in the division, Becky Lynch. Alexa came close, really close to getting a big upset win over the Real Women’s Champion, but ended up being locked into the Dis-Arm-Her and she did what everyone else does when Becky slaps on that move. The Goddess tapped out to the Cerebral Lassassin.
Now, with the upcoming Fanniversary pay per view event, there needs to be a big women’s match to entice people to buy the pay per view. Of course, the EBWF Women’s Champion decided to fuck off after the hollowest of victories in wrestling history at SummerSlam, and that makes people wonder why the fuck she is still champion if she will be not be showing up anytime soon.
Enter the Real Women’s Champion, the Cerebral Lassassin, the Biggest Star in the Women’s Division, the one that carries the entire division on her boulder shoulders, Becky Lynch. As always, by her side is the High Priestess, the Satanic Diva, the Demon known as Winter.
Together, the team comprised of Fire and Ice will take on The Goddess also known as Alexa Bliss and her tag team partner, an old running buddy of the Cerebral Lassassin, the Scottish Psychopath better known as Nikki Cross.
Becky Lynch and Nikki Cross know each other very well from their time as tag team partners, so that makes this match even more interesting than it already is. How well Becky and Nikki know each other could very well determine the outcome of this match.
So, now the question on the minds of everyone is, “Which team will walk away with the victory?” Will it be the team of the Goddess also known as Alexa Bliss and the Scottish Psychopath better known as Nikki Cross? Or will the Satanic Diva known as Winter and the Real Women’s Champion Becky Lynch continue to run roughshod over the division?
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In an undisclosed location in the Enterprise Center is St Louis, Missouri, the audience is treated to a close up on a championship belt. As the camera slowly zooms out, the championship belt is revealed to be the Real Women’s Championship. A small ovation is heard from the crowd in the arena. The camera zooms out further in order to reveal the Cerebral Lassassin, the Real Women’s Champion better known as Becky Lynch. The camera zooms out even further in order to reveal Becky’s tag team partner, her best friend, her partner in crime, the Satanic Diva also known as Winter. The ovation from the crowd intensifies upon the mere sight of the two biggest stars in the women’s division.
“Two weeks ago on Monday Night Warfare…” The Satanic Diva begins. “Alexa Bliss made her debut against my dear Rebecca. The so called ‘Goddess’ did everything she could in order to try to make a name at the expense of my Rebecca. However, she learned what happens to people that try to make a name at the expense of my Rebecca. She found herself locked in the Dis-Arm-Her. Once that happened, she had no choice but to tap out just like everyone else.”
“Tonight will be the same story. Alexa will be coming at not only Rebecca but also myself…” Winter begins. “And she will be looking to make a name for herself at our expense. Rebecca and I are here to say that will not be happening. It did not happen two weeks ago and it will not happen tonight. If she thinks for one second that she will make a name for herself at our expense, then she has another thing coming.”
“If Alexa comes into this match expecting to make a name for herself at our expense, then she will sorely be mistaken.” Winter says. “She will end up broken and battered just like last time. The only difference is that this time, she has a little playmate with her.”
“In all my dealins with Nikki Cross…” The Real Women’s Champion begins. “I learned more about her. My time with her as my tag team partner long ago served to teach me her strengths and her weaknesses. I’ll be the first to say that her weaknesses outnumber her strengths. Tonight, I’m addin’ another weakness to the list of Nikki Cross. That weakness is the Dis-Arm-Her. When I lock it in, even the craziest, ravenous animal that is Nikki Cross will have no choice but to tap out.”
Now, with the upcoming Fanniversary pay per view event, there needs to be a big women’s match to entice people to buy the pay per view. Of course, the EBWF Women’s Champion decided to fuck off after the hollowest of victories in wrestling history at SummerSlam, and that makes people wonder why the fuck she is still champion if she will be not be showing up anytime soon.
Enter the Real Women’s Champion, the Cerebral Lassassin, the Biggest Star in the Women’s Division, the one that carries the entire division on her boulder shoulders, Becky Lynch. As always, by her side is the High Priestess, the Satanic Diva, the Demon known as Winter.
Together, the team comprised of Fire and Ice will take on The Goddess also known as Alexa Bliss and her tag team partner, an old running buddy of the Cerebral Lassassin, the Scottish Psychopath better known as Nikki Cross.
Becky Lynch and Nikki Cross know each other very well from their time as tag team partners, so that makes this match even more interesting than it already is. How well Becky and Nikki know each other could very well determine the outcome of this match.
So, now the question on the minds of everyone is, “Which team will walk away with the victory?” Will it be the team of the Goddess also known as Alexa Bliss and the Scottish Psychopath better known as Nikki Cross? Or will the Satanic Diva known as Winter and the Real Women’s Champion Becky Lynch continue to run roughshod over the division?
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In an undisclosed location in the Enterprise Center is St Louis, Missouri, the audience is treated to a close up on a championship belt. As the camera slowly zooms out, the championship belt is revealed to be the Real Women’s Championship. A small ovation is heard from the crowd in the arena. The camera zooms out further in order to reveal the Cerebral Lassassin, the Real Women’s Champion better known as Becky Lynch. The camera zooms out even further in order to reveal Becky’s tag team partner, her best friend, her partner in crime, the Satanic Diva also known as Winter. The ovation from the crowd intensifies upon the mere sight of the two biggest stars in the women’s division.
“Two weeks ago on Monday Night Warfare…” The Satanic Diva begins. “Alexa Bliss made her debut against my dear Rebecca. The so called ‘Goddess’ did everything she could in order to try to make a name at the expense of my Rebecca. However, she learned what happens to people that try to make a name at the expense of my Rebecca. She found herself locked in the Dis-Arm-Her. Once that happened, she had no choice but to tap out just like everyone else.”
“Tonight will be the same story. Alexa will be coming at not only Rebecca but also myself…” Winter begins. “And she will be looking to make a name for herself at our expense. Rebecca and I are here to say that will not be happening. It did not happen two weeks ago and it will not happen tonight. If she thinks for one second that she will make a name for herself at our expense, then she has another thing coming.”
“If Alexa comes into this match expecting to make a name for herself at our expense, then she will sorely be mistaken.” Winter says. “She will end up broken and battered just like last time. The only difference is that this time, she has a little playmate with her.”
“In all my dealins with Nikki Cross…” The Real Women’s Champion begins. “I learned more about her. My time with her as my tag team partner long ago served to teach me her strengths and her weaknesses. I’ll be the first to say that her weaknesses outnumber her strengths. Tonight, I’m addin’ another weakness to the list of Nikki Cross. That weakness is the Dis-Arm-Her. When I lock it in, even the craziest, ravenous animal that is Nikki Cross will have no choice but to tap out.”