The Reunion
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:35 am
[Christian was in a bad mood today, his cat, Meowgi, was in the vet doing a treatment and Christian had, yet again lost his match. It would be an understatement to say that he was disappointed. He was mad, and not in a "Don't make lemonade" way... He was mad in a "break everything and fuck the world" kind of way. He lied atop his bed, wearing a usual black t-shirt and blue jeans as he pondered on his life, and what he was doing. He didn't want to keep on losing, he felt like he needed a change... And just like that, Christian's thoughts were heard aloud as a voice-over.]
Christian (voiceover): Well, here we are again... I've grown to hate these post-match nights alone, they always leave me enough time to think and dwell on what happened on what could have happened. No matter what I say, I always dwell... I guess that's just who I am. I need a drastic change... but this far along in my career I don't want to turn my back on the fans... You never know what might happen... Maybe it's time I reach out to an old friend... Bring back an old team...
[Christian pulled out his phone, and clicked a name. He pressed "CALL" and put the phone up to his ear, Christian then softly and in a very low tone of voice spoke.]
Christian: Hey, when you get this, call me... It's about that thing we discussed the other day.
[Christian wore a dark brown jacket over a tight black shirt, and a grey scarf which covered his neck, along with dark blue jeans. He sat outside on a bench, in a park, he looked to his left towards someone, but the camera wouldn't reveal who he spoke to.]
Christian: I know this is short notice, and real sudden, but I want you to come to EBWF. Remember the good old days, when we were ruling everyone and everything. Those days were awesome right? So yeah, I spoke to Stephanie already, we want you there buddy!
???: Me in EBWF? Officially?...
[The camera pans out to reveal that it was Rhyno.]
Rhyno: I'll do it!
[The two men shake hands and give each other a short hug, sending the scene to black.]
--- Interview Time ---
[The scene opened with a shot of Christian and Rhyno standing backstage with Todd Grisham, both wearing their normal ring gear. Todd was visibly intimidated by the man-beast that is Rhyno, whils Christian smirked and flirted with the camera, oblivious to what went on with Todd and Rhyno. Todd finally musters up the courage to get a few words out.]
Todd Grisham: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Todd Grisham, and I'm here with a EBWF.net exclusive interview, with "The Man-Beast" and "The Instant Classic", Rhyno and Christian. Rhyno, why did you decide to come EBWF?
Rhyno: Todd, the destruction that I can cause here, is WAY bigger than what I could have caused back in those other places! Which is why I came here, I want to Gore in a new ring, new stage, new parking lot, new everywhere!
Christian: Easy, big man, the contract isn't signed yet...
Todd Grisham: Christian, why did you decide to bring Rhyno in, was it a friendship thing, or just a way to watch your back?
Christian: Well, Toddy-boy... It was a bit from column A and a bit from column B, you see... Me and Rhyno, we're a team, always have been, and always will be... But now, we get paid for it AND we can watch out for each other, it's a win-win!
Todd Grisham: Well said... On Monday, you'll face Muhammad Hassan, aren't you worried that Daivairi will be a big factor in the match?
Christian: No, because I have Rhyno to keep the little guy tamed and in his place. The point is, Todd, tonight I am going up against a guy who continuously disrespects anything that isn't Arabic, like he is. Now, I may be Canadian, but I have a very clear definition on right and wrong, and his insolence, his brashness, his arrogance just disgusts me, but he'll see exactly what I feel about him, come Warfare on Monday.
Todd Grisham: Christian, you have been setting up yourself for disappointment these past few weeks, being that you have lost your last matches, aren't you worried that your streak might ultimately cause your career here in EBWF to end?
[Rhino and Christian took offense to the question, and Rhino just stepped in front of Todd, to scare him away, before Christian took the mic all for himself.]
Christian: This is gonna be fun... But onto serious business, this week, I am not going to promise anything anymore, I won't talk about what I'll do. I'll. Just. Do. It! Let me make one thing clear, Hassan. At Warfare, I won't be looking to represent a nation, I'm looking to represent everyone that has ever been wronged by you, either when you being the slithering snake that you are, betrayed them... or just by that unbearable attitude of yours, that made people hate you. Yes, Hassan, it's your attitude that makes people hate you, not your country or religion. On Monday, I will beat the insolence out of you, and get back on the winner's wagon. Because I'm Captain Charisma... and that's... how I roll!
[Christian passes the microphone to Rhyno.]
Rhyno: Get...Mad!!!
[Christian smirks and walks away, along with Rhyno who walked by his side.]