Dinosaur of a Different Color - Luchasaurus

[Billy]

There was an empty alley, dimly lit by a single failing streetlight. A homeless man huddled over a barrel with a fire crackling inside it. After a few moments a non-copyright infringing sound played to signal the arrival of a completely unique time machine not at all inspired by a television drama. A light flashed off screen as the sound wound down. Funaki went flying into frame from off screen holding a length of rope. The rope is the only thing that stopped him from flying further. Luchasaurus stepped into frame with the rope tied firmly around his waist. He looked around for a moment before starring at Funaki on the ground. Luchasaurus was wearing his typical mask and tights but they were blue. He roared at Funaki who crawled backwards and panicked.

Funaki
No! No! No! Kyōryū o tabenaide kudasai!

Luchasaurus
Where am I?

Funaki
Ni sen ni jū ichi! Ni sen ni ju ichi! Twenty. Twenty-one!

Luchasaurus
We can’t be here! You have to take me back!

Funaki
Pōrurondon wa anata ga koko ni konakereba naranai to iimasu. Anata wa de kyōsō suru hitsuyō ga arimasu Royal Rumble! ROYAL RUMBLE!

Luchasaurus
I’m not supposed to compete. The green one, he is supposed to compete in this wrestling match!

Funaki
You understand?

Luchasaurus
Yes, I speak Japanese!

Funaki
How long?

Luchasaurus
I learned in the year six thousand.

Funaki
Okay. You come wrestle.

Luchasaurus
The path of time has already been determined. I will return for this match, knowing that it makes no difference. Let Paul know that I am coming and that he should keep the green one far away from me. The crossing of my own timeline could have devastating consequences for everyone!

Funaki
I don’t understand.

Luchasaurus
I know. You have a lot to learn. Unfortunately your human form will not allow you enough time to understand the ways of the world in truth. Just know that I can not meet any of my different incarnations or it will ruin everything.

Funaki
No green dinosaur. I understand!

Luchasaurus
No green, white, red, gold or silver dinosaur. No orange, black or yellow dinosaur. Just me. No other dinosaurs.

Funaki
One, two, three. I lost count. That’s a lot of dinosaurs. How are there so many?

Luchasaurus
You have Paul London and his tampering to thank for my many forms and colors. I will request that after this match you promptly return me to my place at the end of time. I have work to do to prepare the world for a fate as bad as my brethren.

Funaki
Ok. First, can we get sushi?

Luchasaurs started walking. The rope got tighter and tighter off screen as Funaki laid there waiting for an answer to his question. When the rope got completely taught it started dragging Funaki out of the shot.