Just Please Leave

[D.J]

At Royal Rumble- The soon to be father, Mike Mizanin AKA The Miz returned for what many believed was going to only be one night. However, Miz' second place finish led many to believe that he still had more than enough to continue his legacy as a major player in the EBWF. The former 4 time World Champion- made his presence felt on Warfare last week. In what seemed like a simple interaction between he and The Rock, that the Rock was.. we'll say.. less than cordial towards Miz.. led to The Miz costing The Rock the match against Miz' former friend/enemy.. AJ Styles. Miz seemed as though he was back and hell bent on regaining his spot at the top of the EBWF. He would have his chance to start the road towards that sentiment, against newcomer Roman Reigns. Miz would be meeting Reigns in the first round of the Gateway Championship Tournament. One would imagine that he'd have a lot to say on the matter.

The scene opened up in a very generic looking room. There were white walls and a table in the background that had a coffee maker, a sink and a dish rack that held several plates and silverware inside of it. In the center of the room, in front of this table, sat The Miz. He wore a three piece designer grey suit. His hair was slicked around, and he very much looked like The Miz of old. He had a blank look on his face and felt almost emotionless in nature. After a couple of beats he fired off a classic Miz smirk. He looked as though he hadn't a care in the world as he began to speak.

The Miz: Why Miz? Why? That's all I've heard for the past 72 hours. Why did you come out and help AJ Styles defeat The Rock on Warfare? Why did you turn your back on a man that you were trying to befriend? Why did you do something, that only the old vindicitive Miz would have done? The answer is simple- I am SICK and TIRED of being looked at lately that I'm no longer the most MUST-SEE superstar that has ever existed in this god damn place. I am SICK and TIRED of being looked as WEAK.. or undeserving of the success that I've acquired in this company. I am a FOUR TIME EBWF Champion, I've been an Intercontinental Champion, A Gateway Champion, A Tag Team Champion, A Path To Glory Champion, I've been the LEADER of some of the most infamous factions that this company has ever seen. I am a CONSTANT, a MAINSTAY in this company. I am SICK and TIRED of being treated like I'm a nothing, like I didn't RUN this PLACE for years, while EVERYONE ELSE came and went. Am I married now? Yes. Am I going to be a father very soon? YES. That PERSONALLY is amazing, and I can't wait.. but PROFESSIONALLY.. my life.. my job.. my passion.. is STILL this business.. and there is NOBODY.. NOBODY.. NOBODY.. that is as GOOD as Mike Mizanin.. NOBODY.. is as good as THE MIZ. So for The Rock- a guy who's been here for like 87 minutes.. to talk down to me.. to act like I'm the one.. who he can look down on.. or disrespect.. he NEEDED to be reminded.. just who the heck I am.. and just what the heck I've done.. and what the heck I represent. The Miz is excellence.. The Miz is success.. The Miz.. is NOT someone to mess with.. and Dwayne Johnson had to learn that the hard way, and if he or anyone else wants to try me again.. I would be MORE than happy to continously remind him of how I GOT to the level that I'm at. I would be MORE than happy to remind him.. why the second you think you're above The Miz.. is the second he MAKES SURE.. you NEVER think that again.

The Miz stared a hole into the camera.

The Miz: So incase you're listening to this trying to wrap your pea sized brain around what I'm getting at. The answer is really REALLY simple. What I'm getting at, is The Miz is back- and I'm hell bent.. on becoming the EBWF Champion for a fifth time. Hell bent on showing ALL of my Mizfits.. and even more so.. The MIZTAKES.. like The Rock- that I'm the BEST WRESTLER to ever lace up a pair of boots.. The BEST WRESTLER to ever step foot in an EBWF Ring.. The BEST WRESTLER.. on PLANET FREAKING EARTH. Step one towards that goal takes place this coming Monday in round one of the EBWF Gateway Championship Tournament. My opponent, Roman. Reigns.

The Miz went from extremely intense to a confident smirk once again.

The Miz: Roman freaking Reigns. Mr. Bullet Proof Vest. Mr. Wet Hair. Mr. Wet Noodle personality. Mr. "I can Make 9 Words seem like I have brain damage when I try to make them interesting." Mr. "Believe That" is my go to catchphrase because anything more than 2 words in a row, might as well be calculus. This guy is painful to watch both in the ring working.. and on on the microphone trying to prove that he's not just another muscled up moron, who looks like Tarzan.. and talks like Tarzan if Tarzan suffered a severe stroke. Roman.. just because you say things slow and methodical doesn't make them more powerful.. it doesn't make people who face you put their head down in fear.. if anything it makes them put their face down in their spaghetti dinners because they're so friggin bored that they couldn't even stay awake for your entire... long... boring.. drawn out.. uninteresting.. sentence.

The Miz rolled his eyes.

The Miz: The thing about Roman Reigns that I hate.. I'm sorry.. ONE of the COUNTLESS things about Roman Reigns that I hate.. is that it'd be one thing if he was just boring.. but could actually be a force in the ring. There's been plenty of dumbasses who have had some success in this company. I mean AJ Styles is probably the dumbest guy I've ever talked to.. he once took a calculator out at a gas station to figure out if he had enough money on him to buy a candy bar, but AJ can bring it in the ring. He can entertain people with his work. Roman Reigns loafs around the ring like a big idiot who's looking for the car keys that he lost. The thing I have to be most aware of.. the thing I have to be most "afraid of" ... The...

The Miz cleared his throat.

The Miz: "SUPER-MAN.. PUNCH" ..

The Miz paused.

The Miz: Really?

The Miz shook his head.

The Miz: REALLY?! The Superman Punch? That's what's going to take down the best wrestler on the planet? That's what's going to beat- Your Favorite Wrestler's Favorite Wrestler. The god damn Superman Punch? How did you come up with that name for that move? Were you sitting around just thinking to yourself.. "I'm already the lamest thing on the planet.. how could I POSSIBLY get lamer."

The Miz snapped his fingers.

The Miz: I got it.. my signature move.. will be a flying punch.. that I will call "The Superman Punch" that will up the ante.. that will make me officially the biggest joke in the history of professional wrestling. That's exactly what you are Roman.. you're a joke.. only I'm not laughing.. well actually.. I kind of am.

The Miz almost started cracking up.

The Miz: It's actually really really funny. It's funny to watch someone who takes himself SO serious. Who tries SO hard to entertain. Who wants to be relevant SO bad. Be SO SO SO.. horrible.. at everything that is involved in being successful in this business. Nobody has given Roman Reigns advice so I'm going to give him some. Roman.. do something else.. ANYTHING else. Wait tables.. be a garbage man.. a bartender.. ANYTHING but a pro wrestler. You see though that's the problem.. I just started picturing Roman working those jobs.. and I just could see him being the most insufferable waiter, garbage man, or bartender that ever existed. Chick orders a drink.. and he's like.. "that will be.. 6.. dollars.. BELIEVE. THAT," and the girl is like "uh okay" and then he gets fired for freaking out chicks at the bar. He's throwing Garbage Bags into the truck.. and he's like "OOOOOOO" and spears the bag into the truck.. while all the other garbage men are like.. "dude what the hell is wrong with this idiot".. Roman's your waiter- and he would suck at that too- asking customers.. "would you like.. some.. more.. bread.." and when they say yes, he makes an annoying production out of it and superman punches the bread onto the table, causing everything to break.. leaving his customers confused as to whether or not to get mad.. or buy him a helmet. He's just a perfect example of someone that god looked at and said.. OK let's make this guy look like he can do ANYTHING.. but let's make SURE.. he can't do ANYTHING. Fortunately for you.. and unfortunately for the rest of us.. THAT is the type of thing that every now and then gives guys opportunities in a business like ours. However- though I don't have a move named after SUPERMAN.. I am going to be the real HERO in this scenario. Because you see Roman I am going to save the entire EBWF from being subjected to even one more second of you. I am going to save the EBWF from having to watch you wrestle, hear you talk, EVER again. Because in the first round of this tournament that's for a belt that's not good enough for me. I am going to embarass you worse than your teachers did in middle school when they asked you to read a paragraph out loud to the class. I am going to humiliate you.. worse than you used to be humiliated on your first dates when you couldn't figure out how to use your fork correctly. I am going to INJURE you worse than you injure yourself everytime you try to put your T-Shirt on by yourself like a big boy. I am going to END Roman Reigns.. and make the EBWF SO MUCH better because of it. I love this business.. WAY too much to let you be a part of it. I have worked WAY too hard.. and achieved WAY too much.. to let you even take one step towards staying here. NOBODY wants you here. NOBODY thinks you should be here.. and NOBODY is going to be mad..when I beat the living hell out of you.. and MAKE SURE. that your talentless ass.. will NEVER step foot in this company that requires you to be a talented person.. EVER.. EVER.. again.

The Miz was fuming at this point. I'm not sure what Roman Reigns ever did to him, but he really seemed to hate him.

The Miz: It's not that Roman Reigns has even ever done anything to me. He hasn't. It's what he does to everyone who tries to watch him do anything. It's the feeling they get when they watch him struggle. It's that sad.. but also angry cringey feeling they get.. when they see someone awkward and ugly struggling to pick up a girl at a bar. It's that uncomfortable feeling you get when you watch a handicapped person struggle with something normal people can do without thought. Nobody deserves to feel that way when they paid money to enjoy a show. Nobody should feel like that they need to look away when they're supposed to be being entertained.THAT is how Roman Reigns makes people feel when they watch him struggle to do ABSOLUTELY anything and I can't stand it. I can't stand that he's here..and there's probably multiple guys who are waiting for their phone to ring, who actually could bring some merit to our company. I'm going to beat Roman Reigns and put him out of his own misery. More important, I'm going to put EVERYONE else out of their own misery as well at the same time. I refuse to let Roman Reigns have even one second of satisfication that he belongs here. It would be like giving a fat person one pringle. You know they're going to want more.. and they just DON'T NEED IT. They don't DESERVE IT. Roman Reigns even having one moment in time where he doesn't feel like a doofy oaf loser idiot, is ONE moment too many. I'm going to beat Roman Reigns, but more specifically I'm going to REMIND him that he does NOT belong here.. or anywhere else for that matter.. and that he will NEVER experience even one drop of success. God.. it's just like.. there should be a lame limit in all aspects of life.. where if you exceed it.. than you can't do whatever it is you're doing. If this existed- Reigns would be forced to be alone rocking back and forth isolated from all of humanity.. trying to shove square blocks into the triangle space on those simple kids toys. Since there isn't a limit that would keep him away from our eyeballs.. I'm going to just decimate him to the point where as far as the EBWF concerned, Roman Reigns may as well have NEVER. EXISTED.

The Miz laughed at his own comment briefly.

Th Miz: Look Roman.. it's really nothing personal.. actually it is- you suck- I hate you.

Again The Miz smirked at his own comment. He let out a laugh that actually felt as though he genuinely couldn't help from laughing at how much Roman sucks. His laugh indicated that this wasn't a line he expected to say, but it just came out organically.

The Miz: Like no punchline there though.. I'm serious, just please leave.. here I'm going to help you. Better yet.. at Warfare Roman, I'm going to MAKE YOU.

Because I'm The Miz

And I'm

Awesome.

The Miz shoved the camera down and the scene faded out to static.